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CAPTION JOHN F. KERRY
AP Via Yahoo News ^ | 10-11-05 | AP Via Yahoo News

Posted on 10/11/2005 11:41:47 AM PDT by petercooper

Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., talks with members of the media after touring the United States Coast Guard cutter Senneca, where he also visited with the crew, at the vessel's home port in Boston Tuesday, Oct. 11, 2005. The Senneca recently returned from a tour of duty in New Orleans where the ship and its' crew particpated in rescue operations and command and control functions.(AP Photo/Stephan Savoia)


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
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To: petercooper

"...and then I was tripped by one of the f-ing crew and scraped my elbow. After I finish here, I'm putting myself in for another Purple Heart."


21 posted on 10/11/2005 11:53:21 AM PDT by mass55th (Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway~~John Wayne)
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To: petercooper
"has anyone seen my twin sister?"


22 posted on 10/11/2005 11:55:13 AM PDT by smonk
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To: petercooper
You're gonna stick that... where???
23 posted on 10/11/2005 11:55:39 AM PDT by LIConFem (A fronte praecipitium, a tergo lupi.)
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To: petercooper

Is my hair still up there?


24 posted on 10/11/2005 11:55:44 AM PDT by Safetgiver (Noone spoke when the levee done broke, Blanco cried and Nagin lied.)
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To: raccoonradio
Here's a new name for him: BULL-WRINKLE..........
25 posted on 10/11/2005 11:56:14 AM PDT by Red Badger (In life, you don't get what you deserve. You get what you settle for...........)
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To: petercooper

"watch your back, donaldson. you look an awful lot like a Vietnamese kid that crossed my path at the wrong time."

26 posted on 10/11/2005 11:57:35 AM PDT by smonk
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To: Mr. K

Why the long face?


27 posted on 10/11/2005 11:57:42 AM PDT by TXBSAFH (Anytime a Politico says, "Trust Me." I put my hand on my wallet and slowly back away.)
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To: petercooper

A fairly liberal friend of mine met Mr. Kerry last week in DC at some swanky dinner at his dad's law firm. He came by my office to tell me about it and said "that Kerry has the longest face I've ever seen".


28 posted on 10/11/2005 11:58:02 AM PDT by Lost Highway (I don't know what the world may need but a V8 engines a good start for me)
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To: petercooper

I won't even try for a caption, but that is one sneaky looking SOB!


29 posted on 10/11/2005 11:58:46 AM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (LET ME DIE ON MY FEET IN MY SWAMP, ALEX KOZINSKI FOR SCOTUS)
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To: petercooper

"my name is john kerry, and I am retorting for duty".


30 posted on 10/11/2005 11:58:54 AM PDT by smonk
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To: petercooper

"Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'"







credit to Rodney Dangerfield


31 posted on 10/11/2005 12:00:05 PM PDT by eyespysomething (???)
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To: r9etb
Arrrrgggghhhhhh!!!!

I was fixing to point out the grammatical error, but you made the point quite eloquently.

32 posted on 10/11/2005 12:00:12 PM PDT by Blue Eyes (I love Lucy. How 'bout you? Do you love Lucy, too?)
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To: petercooper

I look forward to the ALCS! I'm sure the Crimson Stockings will win in a 2 game sweep! Manny Ortiz for MVP!


33 posted on 10/11/2005 12:00:22 PM PDT by Cyclopean Squid (Astro-nut)
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To: petercooper

I wish I was picking those judicial nominees, then those $#%#$% Conservatives would understand REAL pain.

*Shudder*
34 posted on 10/11/2005 12:01:31 PM PDT by TheForceOfOne (It was a village of idiots that raised Hillary to Senator status.)
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To: Chode
note to AP: Seneca is a place. Senneca is the porn star.
35 posted on 10/11/2005 12:02:32 PM PDT by smonk
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To: petercooper

Oh sh&t...the ExLax is kicking in...


36 posted on 10/11/2005 12:03:23 PM PDT by RockinRight (I am beginning to think conservatism is buried somewhere under New Orleans mud...)
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To: petercooper

"There I was, trapped in a river in Cambodia after jumping in to save my crew, looking forlornly up at the sky for help."


37 posted on 10/11/2005 12:03:47 PM PDT by Our man in washington
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To: petercooper

"I'm taking suggestions for my 2008 campaign slogan. Just not "Bring It ON!" I tried that one last time and got my a$$ kicked".


38 posted on 10/11/2005 12:04:48 PM PDT by smonk
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To: i_dont_chat


LOL!


39 posted on 10/11/2005 12:07:14 PM PDT by exdem2000
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To: exdem2000

It was a boat man. Boats really freak me out man. I should get a medal for that man.


40 posted on 10/11/2005 12:10:30 PM PDT by farsighted
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