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CAPTION JOHN F. KERRY
AP Via Yahoo News ^ | 10-11-05 | AP Via Yahoo News

Posted on 10/11/2005 11:41:47 AM PDT by petercooper

Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., talks with members of the media after touring the United States Coast Guard cutter Senneca, where he also visited with the crew, at the vessel's home port in Boston Tuesday, Oct. 11, 2005. The Senneca recently returned from a tour of duty in New Orleans where the ship and its' crew particpated in rescue operations and command and control functions.(AP Photo/Stephan Savoia)


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: cambodialurch; gigolo; hanoijohnny; ichabodcrane; johnfraudkerry; kerry; lurch; needsmorebotox; terayzasboytoy; uglierthansin
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"I actually did answer your question, before I didn't."
1 posted on 10/11/2005 11:41:56 AM PDT by petercooper
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"I knew I shouldn't have written the answers inside my eyelids."


2 posted on 10/11/2005 11:43:31 AM PDT by mlbford2 (I love my Semis, but for me they are for the range. My life is protected by my S&W revolver.)
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To: petercooper

The Botox injections just aren't cutting it anymore.


3 posted on 10/11/2005 11:44:43 AM PDT by Recovering Hermit
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"Iiiiiiiiiii am Mister EDdddddddd"


4 posted on 10/11/2005 11:44:44 AM PDT by Mr. K (Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help...)
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How about a wide-angle shot, so we can see how many servicemen welcomed him - NOT!


5 posted on 10/11/2005 11:45:26 AM PDT by i_dont_chat (Houston, TX)
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To: petercooper

Teresa does call herself Teresa Heinz now. She's dropped the -Kerry part. But that simply shows her devotion to Ketchup and is no reflection on her feelings for me.


6 posted on 10/11/2005 11:45:30 AM PDT by jwalburg (If I have not seen as far as others, it is because of the giants standing on my shoulders.)
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To: petercooper

Everyone I've seen in the casket at a funeral looks more alive than he does.


7 posted on 10/11/2005 11:46:04 AM PDT by Fierce Allegiance (Want to be on my Civil Engineers ping list? Say the word!)
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"Yes, I'v been offered Herman's role in the new Munsters Movie."


8 posted on 10/11/2005 11:46:10 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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No seriously, did I over wax my eyebrows?


9 posted on 10/11/2005 11:46:25 AM PDT by MarineBrat (When it rains, New Orleans makes its own gravy.)
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Does anyone know what he said? I'm sure there is something seared- SEARED! into his memory from his 2 tours (3.5 months) that he let slip, like he was commander of this vessel at one time during top secret mission which nobody knows about.
10 posted on 10/11/2005 11:47:07 AM PDT by Nathan Zachary
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"The ship and its' crew..."

Arrrrgggghhhhhh!!!!

11 posted on 10/11/2005 11:47:15 AM PDT by r9etb
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"Did I tell you that I served in Vietnam?"


12 posted on 10/11/2005 11:47:58 AM PDT by Northern Yankee (Freedom Needs A Soldier)
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"uh, oh. is that john o'neil coming this way"?


13 posted on 10/11/2005 11:48:54 AM PDT by smonk
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Image hosted by Photobucket.com hey, AP... there's only one N in Seneca.
14 posted on 10/11/2005 11:49:17 AM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist ©®)
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"don't tell anyone but I'm really not a man, not anymore anyway."


15 posted on 10/11/2005 11:50:28 AM PDT by cripplecreek (Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
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"really. I promise. I'll pick a straight running mate over the age of 18 next time."
16 posted on 10/11/2005 11:51:02 AM PDT by smonk
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Yes, I should be in Washington, but there are more important things about being a Senator than voting and working in the Senate like using your office to gigolo yourself a billionaire!
17 posted on 10/11/2005 11:51:42 AM PDT by jackieaxe (The only white men the Democrats care about are the ones they want to elect!)
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He looks so.....lifelike...........


18 posted on 10/11/2005 11:52:18 AM PDT by Red Badger (In life, you don't get what you deserve. You get what you settle for...........)
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The BoTox is wearing off.


19 posted on 10/11/2005 11:52:37 AM PDT by raccoonradio
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What??? Bush won??? You gotta be kidding me!


20 posted on 10/11/2005 11:53:01 AM PDT by RedRightReturn (Even a broken clock is right twice a day...)
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