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A poem for all (I think that you have never got, A poem as lovely as this zot)
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| 09/24/2005
| Creeper, as told to Joyce Killmore-Trolles
Posted on 09/24/2005 11:23:20 AM PDT by creeperdavis
A poem
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To: NicknamedBob
I always have wild weekends. < /sarcasm>
941
posted on
10/07/2005 3:42:39 PM PDT
by
tuliptree76
(You can find me in the library reading tax books.)
To: tuliptree76
Games like "guess my accounts payable" ?
942
posted on
10/07/2005 3:54:59 PM PDT
by
calrighty
( Terrorists are like cockroaches . Kill em all soon, so they will find out there ain't no virgins)
To: calrighty
I don't play any games. I just have to work on my lesson plans and dissertation.
943
posted on
10/07/2005 3:56:08 PM PDT
by
tuliptree76
(You can find me in the library reading tax books.)
To: tuliptree76
Wow, you party down girl! :-)
944
posted on
10/07/2005 3:56:43 PM PDT
by
A CA Guy
(God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
To: A CA Guy
There's never a dull moment.
945
posted on
10/07/2005 3:57:47 PM PDT
by
tuliptree76
(You can find me in the library reading tax books.)
To: tuliptree76
Haven't you trained that pet fish of yours to handle some of your chores and responsibilities yet?
946
posted on
10/07/2005 4:02:35 PM PDT
by
A CA Guy
(God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
To: A CA Guy
947
posted on
10/07/2005 4:03:26 PM PDT
by
tuliptree76
(You can find me in the library reading tax books.)
To: Das Outsider; sionnsar; airborne; tuliptree76; King Prout; Dead Corpse; Genesis defender; timpad; ..
In the current scenario, in the continuing adventure of this "soap-opera" we call the Undead Thread, our location is Eniwetok Atoll.
We've been here for several months, continuing to "gas up" in the engine modernization program begun back in Hawaii.
With over a thousand Gas-Cooled Nuclear Reactors to build and fuel up, we needed to extract a lot of Uranium from the sea-water around us. Fortunately, the Eniwetokians have been very cooperative with us. Somehow, they seem to have gotten the impression we're part of a huge environmental cleanup workgroup.
We'll test the efficiency of our Nuclear Rocket design in a few days, sending an expedition to the moon and returning. NASA has asked us to drop off a multiple ton "package" for them. They seem to think there could be water-ice in one of the craters there.
We'll also be dropping off our own robotic laboratory equipment as well. We will have to operate our spider-robots at slow speed from here for the most part, but we have a few experiments and processes to set up ourselves.
After the Lunar expedition is completed, we'll get everything ready to blast off from the ocean's surface on December twenty-seventh on our long-awaited journey to Mars.
As much fun as the Undead Thread has been so far, it should become even more interesting in the coming weeks!
948
posted on
10/07/2005 4:04:07 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(George asked me for the best poet... I looked and looked ... I couldn't find anyone better than me.)
To: NicknamedBob
949
posted on
10/07/2005 4:07:50 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(When bad things happen, conservatives get over it!)
To: Tax-chick
950
posted on
10/07/2005 4:08:39 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(George asked me for the best poet... I looked and looked ... I couldn't find anyone better than me.)
To: tuliptree76
If you fish can't hear you could probably put one of those Rush Limbaugh devices to it's brain.
Or, your fish could learn to read lips.
951
posted on
10/07/2005 4:09:50 PM PDT
by
A CA Guy
(God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
To: A CA Guy
He can hear. He likes listening to Dolly Parton sing.
952
posted on
10/07/2005 4:10:52 PM PDT
by
tuliptree76
(You can find me in the library reading tax books.)
To: tuliptree76
I tried to get a little activity on here.
Ah, herro an many gleedings, young rady. It is acteevity you ah rooking foh? Not to pat one's ego on deh back, but I am quite deh poetly ryda. You wir ubzuv...
Lohses ah quite led,
And veddy broo ah deh viorets,
My ruv does fry most high,
Rike an ayuhprane pirate
I humbry say dat you have not seen such liming abirity since Kim, oh Keats--oh Supafry.
953
posted on
10/07/2005 4:11:38 PM PDT
by
Das Outsider
(Herr Doktor, wo ist die Salami?)
To: NicknamedBob
It's definitely a soap opera in here.
954
posted on
10/07/2005 4:12:16 PM PDT
by
tuliptree76
(You can find me in the library reading tax books.)
To: Das Outsider
955
posted on
10/07/2005 4:13:02 PM PDT
by
tuliptree76
(You can find me in the library reading tax books.)
To: Tax-chick
Hey there!
Where have you been?
:)
To: tuliptree76
At least he didn't like to hear Tiny Tim.
957
posted on
10/07/2005 4:18:18 PM PDT
by
A CA Guy
(God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
To: Das Outsider
Do please keep him away from our fuel supply.
We don't have any tons to spare.
958
posted on
10/07/2005 4:18:59 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(George asked me for the best poet... I looked and looked ... I couldn't find anyone better than me.)
To: tuliptree76; NicknamedBob
Huh?
Guess a bit of history is in order.... Look at post #20. If you don't recognize him, that's Kim Jong Il, pot bellied midget dictator of North Korea. He acts as my alter ego at times on FR. Madeline Albright ("Matterin Arrbright") serves as his current love interest, though the Dear Leader is partial to just about all blonde women--Helen Thomas is the exception. As a side note, Kim has had quite a long and not-quite-successful music career; his latest endeavor being a hip-hop album to be released next week.
Presently, Hu Jintao, Vice President of China is filling in for Kim while he's on vacation to an undisclosed location that has umbrella drinks and Swedish models. Mr. Jintao is of course the wet blanket to Kim's beach party, as it were--the Diet in his Coke.
Hope that clears things up.
959
posted on
10/07/2005 4:27:59 PM PDT
by
Das Outsider
(Herr Doktor, wo ist die Salami?)
To: A CA Guy
960
posted on
10/07/2005 4:28:03 PM PDT
by
tuliptree76
(You can find me in the library reading tax books.)
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