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A poem for all (I think that you have never got, A poem as lovely as this zot)
me | 09/24/2005 | Creeper, as told to Joyce Killmore-Trolles

Posted on 09/24/2005 11:23:20 AM PDT by creeperdavis

A poem


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To: Alice au Wonderland

Yes.
She always torments those she is inexorably attracted to.


8,181 posted on 10/30/2005 7:56:18 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Darksheare
My socks never look identical, even from the same pack. I dunno why this is.

Turn one of them around.;-)

8,182 posted on 10/30/2005 7:56:51 PM PST by bad company ( Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.)
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To: Darksheare

Then stop wearing that cologne.


8,183 posted on 10/30/2005 7:57:34 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: bad company

You mean they don't go on my hands?
;-)


8,184 posted on 10/30/2005 7:57:48 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: bad company

LMAO!! Welcome to our lunacy!


8,185 posted on 10/30/2005 7:58:13 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: Darksheare

Depends upon your intent, doesn't it?


8,186 posted on 10/30/2005 7:58:52 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
Hi!
They should know, if they say they don't, they're up to something.
For sure!
8,187 posted on 10/30/2005 7:59:46 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Alice au Wonderland; Darksheare
This guy? No problem...


8,188 posted on 10/30/2005 7:59:52 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Nice stone.


8,189 posted on 10/30/2005 8:01:01 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Yes, I think it does.
Of course, one looks rather odd with socks on their hands.


8,190 posted on 10/30/2005 8:01:48 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: NicknamedBob; Alice au Wonderland

We really shook the change out of his pockets.


8,191 posted on 10/30/2005 8:02:15 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: NicknamedBob
That is exactly what I asked.

Are we there (back) yet?

We're supposed to be someplace back by now....
8,192 posted on 10/30/2005 8:02:25 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Alice au Wonderland

We try to be respectful of the late unlamented.

We even named a lake after him.


8,193 posted on 10/30/2005 8:02:34 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: Darksheare

You do this in public?! *gasp*


8,194 posted on 10/30/2005 8:02:48 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: NicknamedBob

How open-minded of you? Is he at the bottom of it?


8,195 posted on 10/30/2005 8:03:29 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: EsmeraldaA

We're currently in Earth orbit. We will be landing soon.


8,196 posted on 10/30/2005 8:04:11 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Well, finger marks around some poor fools neck are obvious.
But cotton burn..


8,197 posted on 10/30/2005 8:05:00 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: NicknamedBob

What happens then?


8,198 posted on 10/30/2005 8:05:06 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: Darksheare

Not enough heavy-duty lube, my man.


8,199 posted on 10/30/2005 8:06:07 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
" Is he at the bottom of it?"

Oh, no! He's under some asphal...*grmph!!*...

Er, I mean, No.

8,200 posted on 10/30/2005 8:06:48 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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