A poem for all (I think that you have never got, A poem as lovely as this zot)

me | 09/24/2005 | Creeper, as told to Joyce Killmore-Trolles

[creeperdavis]

A poem

[Dead Corpse]

Take your pick...

This one, or this one.

[Alice au Wonderland]

Which one requires a kitchen pass, m'dear?

[Dead Corpse]

Always with the trick questions...

[EsmeraldaA]

LMAO!
You are soooo bad.

[Dead Corpse]

I'm gonna need to put that on a bumper sticker. "I am soooo bad..."

[EsmeraldaA]

Do I get royalties?

[Alice au Wonderland]

Well, if the one one the left is She-Who-Holds-The-Kitchen-Pass, then the question is moot, right?

[Dead Corpse]

Sure. Where do I mail the penny too?

[Dead Corpse]

That ain't her. Heck, the one I posted falls under the catagory of "breakable toy". Big boyz don't play with breakable toyz.

[Alice au Wonderland]

I believe discretion is the better part of valor on this one. Wouldn't want to give NnB indigestion or bring the unwanted attentions of the mods. That would be baaaaad biznai.

[Dead Corpse]

Yerp. That is why I posted the one above as a link instead of an image. Playing nice while amongst the happy folk so as not to upset anyones applecart.

[Alice au Wonderland]

Now that we have dispensed with innuendos and outright salaciousness, what else is going on in your neck of the woods, today?

[Dead Corpse]

Still looking for a new recoil spring. Weathers nice. My In-laws are in town. For me, this is a good thing. I love my In-laws.

They got a new kitten and brought him down with 'em. I've taken some photos of him, but haven't photoshopped 'em yet.

Still not sure what we have going on this weekend though. I guess we'll see. Probably pumpkin carving and the like.

This one:

Gets to go out for her first really, real Halloween. They took her out last year when they were up North, but there aren't nearly as many houses to hit up there in a farming community. Down here in Austin, they could conceivably come back with her body weight in candy if they put their minds to it.

[Alice au Wonderland]

Oh, man. I forgot about the pumpkins. Ugh.

The costumes are all ready: A cowboy, a geisha, a ninja, and a greek god. The candy recepticals are all ready. I'm not ready.

We really lucked out when we moved to our present home. We live on a fairly busy road with no sidewalks, so trick-or-treating does not take place here. Up the hill and down the side streets, is another matter. The people seem to view halloween as a national holiday and dress up their houses, their yards, and themselves. It is an awesome experience! The kids are laden down with pounds of candy within forty-five minutes. The best part, from the grown-up perspective, is the house that offers hot cider: one for the kids and another (hehehe) for the adults. The kids look forward to Halloween for weeks.

[Dead Corpse]

Yeah... this is our neighborhood. We gave out close to ten pounds of candy last year. It wouldn't have been so bad, but I was stuck down here while they were up North.

I guess we'll see. ;-)

[Alice au Wonderland]

Egads! How much territory can your daughter cover?

Our Halloweening territory is much more compact: a new target every twenty feet or so. But it's on a hill, so the kids really have to work for the candy!

[Monkey Face]

http://www.fakecrap.com/

Maybe you can find a bumper sticker here...

[Dead Corpse]

A lot. Especially if there is chocolate involved...

[Alice au Wonderland]

Oooh! What a resource!

[Alice au Wonderland]

Good girl!