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A poem for all (I think that you have never got, A poem as lovely as this zot)
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| 09/24/2005
| Creeper, as told to Joyce Killmore-Trolles
Posted on 09/24/2005 11:23:20 AM PDT by creeperdavis
A poem
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To: Paul_Denton
my "permanent" favorite is Unreal Tournament
I prefer it to UT2k4, believe it or not.
4,461
posted on
10/22/2005 6:25:24 PM PDT
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: King Prout; fanfan
Lots of people swear by aloe, but it was never that great as far as I was concerned. I just keep my skin moist by using lotions all the time. I always have. And if I get too "dry" I'll take an oatmeal bath and soak for 30 minutes. I only have to do that about once a year.
4,462
posted on
10/22/2005 6:26:25 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(It's always darkest just before it goes totally black. [ My mother.])
To: King Prout; fanfan; Paul_Denton; NicknamedBob; All
I'm outta here, kiddies. See you tomorrow!
4,463
posted on
10/22/2005 6:27:43 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(It's always darkest just before it goes totally black. [ My mother.])
To: King Prout
My pegs were one inch dowel rod.
The structure has not fallen down yet.
4,464
posted on
10/22/2005 6:28:44 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(George asked me for the best poet... I looked and looked ... I couldn't find anyone better than me.)
To: Monkey Face; fanfan
almond oil is an excellent dermal lubricant - it absorbs very readily into the skin
4,465
posted on
10/22/2005 6:29:08 PM PDT
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: NicknamedBob
4,466
posted on
10/22/2005 6:29:40 PM PDT
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: King Prout
LOL.
You're absolutely right!
I'll try again.
When it cools off in the Fall(Autumn...IT), the air becomes very dry.
At this point, we add heat to the equation, in order to prevent death by freezing.
During such times, the epidural on my hands becomes dehydrated.
And I really dislike greasy hand cream.
Any great suggestions out there that don't involve urine?
4,467
posted on
10/22/2005 6:29:59 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: Monkey Face
4,468
posted on
10/22/2005 6:30:11 PM PDT
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: fanfan
4,469
posted on
10/22/2005 6:31:32 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: King Prout
I have both the original and UT2k4. Unreal 1 was the best for singleplayer. Unreal 2 for graphics. UT and UT2004 for mindless bot matches or multiplayer.
4,470
posted on
10/22/2005 6:31:59 PM PDT
by
Paul_Denton
(The U.S. should adopt the policy of Oom Shmoom: Israeli policy where no one gives a sh*t about U.N.)
To: fanfan; Alice au Wonderland
almond oil as a base, with carrot oil mixed in, plus some other stuff... tea tree oil for one, but I dunno the rest of the secret formula
the sis mixed up some damn good hand oil for me years ago.
it ended my hangnail problems... until I ran out (hint hint)
4,471
posted on
10/22/2005 6:32:27 PM PDT
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: fanfan
I'd suggest you not use epidurals on your hands, unless you're going for an acupuncture treatment.
I would recommend moisturizers for your epidermis, though.
4,472
posted on
10/22/2005 6:34:31 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(George asked me for the best poet... I looked and looked ... I couldn't find anyone better than me.)
To: Paul_Denton
thing about UT botted deathmatch - you can tune your bots. can't do that in UT2k4
I replicated the playstyles of my co-workers, made bot versions of them, then played the bots in the evening.
at lunchtime, I *pwn3d* them
4,473
posted on
10/22/2005 6:34:37 PM PDT
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: King Prout
I know. Hehe there are addons you can download where the bots could be people like Osama. It is fun "pwning" them indeed LOL. Botmatch was always my favorite part of any unreal game.
4,474
posted on
10/22/2005 6:35:49 PM PDT
by
Paul_Denton
(The U.S. should adopt the policy of Oom Shmoom: Israeli policy where no one gives a sh*t about U.N.)
To: King Prout; Paul_Denton
"DOOM does not suck, but make it a matinee show. It loses its juice in the last five minutes" The previews I saw a few days ago weren't enticing. "Serenity" was at least entertaining...
4,475
posted on
10/22/2005 6:39:24 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
To: NicknamedBob
Ah, the Poet Lariat....uh, no, thats a Ford pickup......
4,476
posted on
10/22/2005 6:40:44 PM PDT
by
calrighty
(Taglines for sale or let......1 liners 50 cents! C'mon troops, finish em off!!)
To: Paul_Denton
for a while there, we played halflife deathmatch
I never was numero uno on that game, but i did become particularly lethal with the secondary attack of the railgun - killing people through walls.
god... they *hated* that
4,477
posted on
10/22/2005 6:40:51 PM PDT
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: sionnsar
I thoroughly enjoyed "serenity"
Doom is nowhere near serenity's league
4,478
posted on
10/22/2005 6:41:42 PM PDT
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: calrighty
"Ah, the Poet Lariat...." Yeah, I don't know how I got roped into this...
4,479
posted on
10/22/2005 6:43:08 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(George asked me for the best poet... I looked and looked ... I couldn't find anyone better than me.)
To: Monkey Face
I'm outta here, kiddies. See you tomorrow! 'Night, 'Face! Not sure I'll be around tomorrow, given travel plans and what I'll run into when I arrive.
But am having lots of fun having learned how to rip & convert DVDs so I can watch them on my PDA. "When Worlds Collide" (~84 min, ~150 MB) is my test case -- how long will the battery hold up?
4,480
posted on
10/22/2005 6:43:20 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
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