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China Names Condom for Bill Clinton
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| esday, Sept. 20, 2005 11:46 a.m. EDT
Posted on 09/20/2005 8:53:40 AM PDT by InvisibleChurch
esday, Sept. 20, 2005 11:46 a.m. EDT China Names Condom for Bill Clinton
A Chinese company is honoring ex-president Bill Clinton by naming a new line of condoms after him - along with a companion line of condoms that will be named after his ex-girlfriend, Monica Lewinsky.
Reports Britian's Sky News: The Guangzhou Haokian Bio-science company has registered their names as trademarks for the contraceptives.
The condoms will display Chinese spellings: Kelitun and Laiwensiji.
A 12-pack of Clintons is expected to cost $5.00, with Lewinskys selling at a discounted price of just over $3.00.
The manufacturer's general manager, Liu Wenhua, told Sky News that naming his condoms for Clinton was perfectly legal, explaining that "trademarks of two foreign surnames and can't be seen as a violation of rights."
Clinton is the only U.S. president to be honored with his own condom brand line. New York Sen. Hillary Clinton was unavailable to comment on her husband's latest achievement.
TOPICS: Crime/Corruption
KEYWORDS: bubba; clinton; legacy; lewinsky; monica; thebentone; wjc
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To: InvisibleChurch
The whole article had me giggling at the thought of Komrade Klintoon's latest "legacy," but this part made me roar with laughter:
New York Sen. Hillary Clinton was unavailable to comment on her husband's latest achievement.
*ROTFLOL!*
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posted on
09/20/2005 5:44:18 PM PDT
by
Prime Choice
(E=mc^3. Don't drink and derive.)
To: mhking
LOL, omg! Actually, I don't think it's a good idea. Clinton was neither trustworthy nor reliable – the very essence of those thingies.
To: newfrpr04
little bitty "Bent" tiny condomsLOL! Condoms with a HEEL!
83
posted on
09/20/2005 6:22:41 PM PDT
by
bannie
(The government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.)
To: Malichi
84
posted on
09/20/2005 6:24:00 PM PDT
by
Mama25
(The only chaps a girl can trust are those she wears)
To: Malichi; cajungirl
85
posted on
09/20/2005 6:24:08 PM PDT
by
Mama25
(The only chaps a girl can trust are those she wears)
To: NickatNite2003
If hillary got AIDS from billyblythe, it would have to have been contracted through blood spatter.
86
posted on
09/20/2005 6:24:17 PM PDT
by
bannie
(The government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.)
To: InvisibleChurch
$5.00 CHN, Thats like barely $0.62 U.S., Okay where the catch?
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posted on
09/20/2005 6:32:36 PM PDT
by
Petey139
To: bitt; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Old Sarge; SandyInSeattle; Darksheare; ...
you probably already saw this... As Bill Clinton said to Monica Lewinsky.
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This-Is-Not-A-Ping-List ping!
[Freepmail me to get on or off this Not-A-Ping-List.]
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posted on
09/20/2005 8:10:42 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Every family should have a crew-served weapon.")
To: InvisibleChurch
Betcha they name their first missile that strikes the US after bubba too.
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posted on
09/20/2005 8:14:17 PM PDT
by
Toespi
To: InvisibleChurch
"Good ruck to you in the upcoming erection."
Yeah, I know, that's Japanspeak, but somehow it seemed appropriate.
90
posted on
09/20/2005 8:15:19 PM PDT
by
Zionist Conspirator
(Zakhor 'et 'asher `asah lekha `Amaleq baderekh betzei'tkha miMitzrayim . . .)
To: Slings and Arrows; TheBigB; Army Air Corps; MikeinIraq; Darksheare; Conspiracy Guy; Dead Corpse; ...
let me guess: this model of condom shall be called the "Slick Willie" or "Contraband Stogie"?
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posted on
09/20/2005 8:23:44 PM PDT
by
King Prout
(19sep05 - I want at least 2 Saiga-12 shotguns. If you have leads, let me know)
To: Zionist Conspirator
Confuse-us say: One can never go far wrong using Engrish
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posted on
09/20/2005 8:24:50 PM PDT
by
King Prout
(19sep05 - I want at least 2 Saiga-12 shotguns. If you have leads, let me know)
To: King Prout
Confuse-us say: One can never go far wrong using EngrishOf course Clinton was our first Brack President. We are all Brack people!
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posted on
09/20/2005 8:26:41 PM PDT
by
Zionist Conspirator
(Zakhor 'et 'asher `asah lekha `Amaleq baderekh betzei'tkha miMitzrayim . . .)
To: Zionist Conspirator
What, no one's posted "instructions" yet?
"Please be most happy insert luxurious tendril."
94
posted on
09/20/2005 8:39:54 PM PDT
by
Zionist Conspirator
(Zakhor 'et 'asher `asah lekha `Amaleq baderekh betzei'tkha miMitzrayim . . .)
To: Zionist Conspirator
ROFLMAO!!!
Reminds of what I saw printed on a package of chopsticks in Vietnam - "We bring the easy to you".
95
posted on
09/20/2005 9:04:06 PM PDT
by
Army Air Corps
(Four fried chickens and a coke)
To: Victoria Delsoul
I cannot think of a more fitting legacy for the Philanderer in Chief.
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posted on
09/20/2005 9:22:21 PM PDT
by
Army Air Corps
(Four fried chickens and a coke)
To: InvisibleChurch
The only size is short/slim.
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posted on
09/21/2005 4:47:56 AM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(Ponce de Leon is coming here to look for the fountain of dumb. DC is his first stop.)
To: InvisibleChurch
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posted on
09/21/2005 9:09:33 AM PDT
by
SuzanneWeeks
(There is no one more militant than an antiwar protestor)
To: Army Air Corps
I cannot think of a more fitting legacy for the Philanderer in Chief. Fitting as in rubber... plastic? Well, whatever they are made of.
To: Victoria Delsoul
Oooh, unintended wordplay. It is amusing when that happens.
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posted on
09/21/2005 7:12:38 PM PDT
by
Army Air Corps
(Four fried chickens and a coke)
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