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China Names Condom for Bill Clinton
newsmax.com ^ | esday, Sept. 20, 2005 11:46 a.m. EDT

Posted on 09/20/2005 8:53:40 AM PDT by InvisibleChurch

esday, Sept. 20, 2005 11:46 a.m. EDT China Names Condom for Bill Clinton

A Chinese company is honoring ex-president Bill Clinton by naming a new line of condoms after him - along with a companion line of condoms that will be named after his ex-girlfriend, Monica Lewinsky.

Reports Britian's Sky News: The Guangzhou Haokian Bio-science company has registered their names as trademarks for the contraceptives.

The condoms will display Chinese spellings: Kelitun and Laiwensiji.

A 12-pack of Clintons is expected to cost $5.00, with Lewinskys selling at a discounted price of just over $3.00.

The manufacturer's general manager, Liu Wenhua, told Sky News that naming his condoms for Clinton was perfectly legal, explaining that "trademarks of two foreign surnames and can't be seen as a violation of rights."

Clinton is the only U.S. president to be honored with his own condom brand line. New York Sen. Hillary Clinton was unavailable to comment on her husband's latest achievement.


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption
KEYWORDS: bubba; clinton; legacy; lewinsky; monica; thebentone; wjc
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To: InvisibleChurch
The whole article had me giggling at the thought of Komrade Klintoon's latest "legacy," but this part made me roar with laughter:

New York Sen. Hillary Clinton was unavailable to comment on her husband's latest achievement.

*ROTFLOL!*

81 posted on 09/20/2005 5:44:18 PM PDT by Prime Choice (E=mc^3. Don't drink and derive.)
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To: mhking
LOL, omg! Actually, I don't think it's a good idea. Clinton was neither trustworthy nor reliable – the very essence of those thingies.
82 posted on 09/20/2005 6:16:44 PM PDT by Victoria Delsoul
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To: newfrpr04
little bitty "Bent" tiny condoms

LOL! Condoms with a HEEL!

83 posted on 09/20/2005 6:22:41 PM PDT by bannie (The government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.)
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To: Malichi

PING!


84 posted on 09/20/2005 6:24:00 PM PDT by Mama25 (The only chaps a girl can trust are those she wears)
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To: Malichi; cajungirl

PING!


85 posted on 09/20/2005 6:24:08 PM PDT by Mama25 (The only chaps a girl can trust are those she wears)
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To: NickatNite2003

If hillary got AIDS from billyblythe, it would have to have been contracted through blood spatter.


86 posted on 09/20/2005 6:24:17 PM PDT by bannie (The government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.)
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To: InvisibleChurch

$5.00 CHN, Thats like barely $0.62 U.S., Okay where the catch?


87 posted on 09/20/2005 6:32:36 PM PDT by Petey139
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To: bitt; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Old Sarge; SandyInSeattle; Darksheare; ...
you probably already saw this...

As Bill Clinton said to Monica Lewinsky.
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This-Is-Not-A-Ping-List ping!

[Freepmail me to get on or off this Not-A-Ping-List.]

88 posted on 09/20/2005 8:10:42 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Every family should have a crew-served weapon.")
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To: InvisibleChurch

Betcha they name their first missile that strikes the US after bubba too.


89 posted on 09/20/2005 8:14:17 PM PDT by Toespi
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To: InvisibleChurch
"Good ruck to you in the upcoming erection."

Yeah, I know, that's Japanspeak, but somehow it seemed appropriate.

90 posted on 09/20/2005 8:15:19 PM PDT by Zionist Conspirator (Zakhor 'et 'asher `asah lekha `Amaleq baderekh betzei'tkha miMitzrayim . . .)
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To: Slings and Arrows; TheBigB; Army Air Corps; MikeinIraq; Darksheare; Conspiracy Guy; Dead Corpse; ...

let me guess: this model of condom shall be called the "Slick Willie" or "Contraband Stogie"?


91 posted on 09/20/2005 8:23:44 PM PDT by King Prout (19sep05 - I want at least 2 Saiga-12 shotguns. If you have leads, let me know)
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To: Zionist Conspirator

Confuse-us say: One can never go far wrong using Engrish


92 posted on 09/20/2005 8:24:50 PM PDT by King Prout (19sep05 - I want at least 2 Saiga-12 shotguns. If you have leads, let me know)
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To: King Prout
Confuse-us say: One can never go far wrong using Engrish

Of course Clinton was our first Brack President. We are all Brack people!

93 posted on 09/20/2005 8:26:41 PM PDT by Zionist Conspirator (Zakhor 'et 'asher `asah lekha `Amaleq baderekh betzei'tkha miMitzrayim . . .)
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To: Zionist Conspirator
What, no one's posted "instructions" yet?

"Please be most happy insert luxurious tendril."

94 posted on 09/20/2005 8:39:54 PM PDT by Zionist Conspirator (Zakhor 'et 'asher `asah lekha `Amaleq baderekh betzei'tkha miMitzrayim . . .)
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To: Zionist Conspirator

ROFLMAO!!!

Reminds of what I saw printed on a package of chopsticks in Vietnam - "We bring the easy to you".


95 posted on 09/20/2005 9:04:06 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: Victoria Delsoul

I cannot think of a more fitting legacy for the Philanderer in Chief.


96 posted on 09/20/2005 9:22:21 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: InvisibleChurch

The only size is short/slim.


97 posted on 09/21/2005 4:47:56 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Ponce de Leon is coming here to look for the fountain of dumb. DC is his first stop.)
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To: InvisibleChurch


98 posted on 09/21/2005 9:09:33 AM PDT by SuzanneWeeks (There is no one more militant than an antiwar protestor)
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To: Army Air Corps
I cannot think of a more fitting legacy for the Philanderer in Chief.

Fitting as in rubber... plastic? Well, whatever they are made of.

99 posted on 09/21/2005 7:09:45 PM PDT by Victoria Delsoul
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To: Victoria Delsoul

Oooh, unintended wordplay. It is amusing when that happens.


100 posted on 09/21/2005 7:12:38 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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