Just damn.
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Posted on 09/20/2005 8:53:40 AM PDT by InvisibleChurch
esday, Sept. 20, 2005 11:46 a.m. EDT China Names Condom for Bill Clinton
A Chinese company is honoring ex-president Bill Clinton by naming a new line of condoms after him - along with a companion line of condoms that will be named after his ex-girlfriend, Monica Lewinsky.
Reports Britian's Sky News: The Guangzhou Haokian Bio-science company has registered their names as trademarks for the contraceptives.
The condoms will display Chinese spellings: Kelitun and Laiwensiji.
A 12-pack of Clintons is expected to cost $5.00, with Lewinskys selling at a discounted price of just over $3.00.
The manufacturer's general manager, Liu Wenhua, told Sky News that naming his condoms for Clinton was perfectly legal, explaining that "trademarks of two foreign surnames and can't be seen as a violation of rights."
Clinton is the only U.S. president to be honored with his own condom brand line. New York Sen. Hillary Clinton was unavailable to comment on her husband's latest achievement.
IMHO, Karter the Weak was the WORST but Bubba Klintoon and his Co-President runs a very close second.
LMAO!
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"You can't make this stuff up....really *8^)"
LOL, agreed, unbelievable.
Srick Wirrie Condoms?
I only have a few moments to make some comments from work. I don't proofread as much as I should. My their they're juxtaposing is typical. Oops.
Glad you liked that one. So true...
or for "when you absolutely, positively don't want
to mess up her blue suede dress!"
It would come as no surprise to me, to hear
that Slimy Willie Clinturd, dies of AIDS, after
giving it to Hillary.
Great! Now Bill Clinton will getting into even more ... err... situations.
Carter worse. Carter is going to be hard to beat (Kerry could have done it, probably Gore too).
Let me guess. It's called the "Slick Willie" because it's lubricated.
No, really.
As much as I dislike Carter, Gore and Kerry. I do not believe any of them would have been the disgrace that clintin was.
Clinton will always be the worst President in the history of the United States. Then Carter. As for Gore and Kerry I would say it is a toss up but...Kerry would probably get my vote for 3rd. Gore was just plain dumb and never listened to himself. Only advisors all the time.
Just damn.
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*sigh* And they say President Bush made our country into a laughing stock.
Wow! They market extra small condoms in China? Now there is a "Just Damn" for ya!
ahhh yes Bill Clinton: the gift that keeps on giving!!!
The "Slick Willie" would be the lubricated version.
The "Thong Snapper" would be the Lewinski French Tickler version. Even cheaper and a little too roomy for a good fit....
Does it come with a Chinese nuclear warhead attached to the end of it?
you probably already saw this...
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