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China Names Condom for Bill Clinton
newsmax.com ^ | esday, Sept. 20, 2005 11:46 a.m. EDT

Posted on 09/20/2005 8:53:40 AM PDT by InvisibleChurch

esday, Sept. 20, 2005 11:46 a.m. EDT China Names Condom for Bill Clinton

A Chinese company is honoring ex-president Bill Clinton by naming a new line of condoms after him - along with a companion line of condoms that will be named after his ex-girlfriend, Monica Lewinsky.

Reports Britian's Sky News: The Guangzhou Haokian Bio-science company has registered their names as trademarks for the contraceptives.

The condoms will display Chinese spellings: Kelitun and Laiwensiji.

A 12-pack of Clintons is expected to cost $5.00, with Lewinskys selling at a discounted price of just over $3.00.

The manufacturer's general manager, Liu Wenhua, told Sky News that naming his condoms for Clinton was perfectly legal, explaining that "trademarks of two foreign surnames and can't be seen as a violation of rights."

Clinton is the only U.S. president to be honored with his own condom brand line. New York Sen. Hillary Clinton was unavailable to comment on her husband's latest achievement.


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption
KEYWORDS: bubba; clinton; legacy; lewinsky; monica; thebentone; wjc
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To: cubreporter

IMHO, Karter the Weak was the WORST but Bubba Klintoon and his Co-President runs a very close second.


61 posted on 09/20/2005 9:50:08 AM PDT by highlymotivated (If American ever falls, a STINKING LIBERAL will be behind it.)
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To: DoughtyOne

LMAO!


62 posted on 09/20/2005 9:51:29 AM PDT by My Favorite Headache ("Scientology is dangerous stuff,it's like forming a religion based around Johnny Quest and Haji.")
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To: Darth Reagan

ping


63 posted on 09/20/2005 10:00:42 AM PDT by marblehead17 (I love it when a plan comes together.)
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To: conservativeammom

"You can't make this stuff up....really *8^)"

LOL, agreed, unbelievable.


65 posted on 09/20/2005 11:02:37 AM PDT by khnyny (all glory is fleeting)
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To: InvisibleChurch

Srick Wirrie Condoms?


66 posted on 09/20/2005 11:04:20 AM PDT by MortMan (Mostly Harmless)
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To: My Favorite Headache

I only have a few moments to make some comments from work. I don't proofread as much as I should. My their they're juxtaposing is typical. Oops.

Glad you liked that one. So true...


67 posted on 09/20/2005 11:09:20 AM PDT by DoughtyOne (US socialist liberalism would be dead without the help of politicians who claim to be conservative.)
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To: dirtboy

or for "when you absolutely, positively don't want
to mess up her blue suede dress!"


68 posted on 09/20/2005 2:20:05 PM PDT by NickatNite2003
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To: Humvee; All

It would come as no surprise to me, to hear
that Slimy Willie Clinturd, dies of AIDS, after
giving it to Hillary.


69 posted on 09/20/2005 2:24:02 PM PDT by NickatNite2003
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To: cjshapi

Great! Now Bill Clinton will getting into even more ... err... situations.


70 posted on 09/20/2005 2:25:18 PM PDT by Junior (Just because the voices in your head tell you to do things doesn't mean you have to listen to them)
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To: cubreporter
Clinton bad.

Carter worse. Carter is going to be hard to beat (Kerry could have done it, probably Gore too).

71 posted on 09/20/2005 2:27:25 PM PDT by M203M4
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To: InvisibleChurch

Let me guess. It's called the "Slick Willie" because it's lubricated.


72 posted on 09/20/2005 2:35:14 PM PDT by ex-Texan (Mathew 7:1 through 6)
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To: M203M4

No, really.
As much as I dislike Carter, Gore and Kerry. I do not believe any of them would have been the disgrace that clintin was.

Clinton will always be the worst President in the history of the United States. Then Carter. As for Gore and Kerry I would say it is a toss up but...Kerry would probably get my vote for 3rd. Gore was just plain dumb and never listened to himself. Only advisors all the time.


73 posted on 09/20/2005 2:53:35 PM PDT by cubreporter (I trust Rush. He has done good more for our country than anyone will know. He's a man of honor.)
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To: Howlin; Ed_NYC; MonroeDNA; widgysoft; Springman; Timesink; dubyaismypresident; Grani; coug97; ...
You have GOT to be kidding!

Just damn.

If you want on the list, FReepmail me. This IS a high-volume PING list...

74 posted on 09/20/2005 3:24:56 PM PDT by mhking (The world needs a wake up call gentlemen...we're gonna phone it in.)
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To: InvisibleChurch

*sigh* And they say President Bush made our country into a laughing stock.


75 posted on 09/20/2005 3:29:00 PM PDT by HungarianGypsy ("If you want to make God laugh tell Him your plans.")
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To: InvisibleChurch

Wow! They market extra small condoms in China? Now there is a "Just Damn" for ya!


76 posted on 09/20/2005 3:31:00 PM PDT by Danae ( Anál nathrach, orth' bháis's bethad, do chél dénmha)
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To: InvisibleChurch; mhking

ahhh yes Bill Clinton: the gift that keeps on giving!!!


77 posted on 09/20/2005 3:42:55 PM PDT by MikefromOhio (Hey Fox News, MORE MOLLY, LESS Greta van Talksoutthesideofhermouth)
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To: MortMan

The "Slick Willie" would be the lubricated version.

The "Thong Snapper" would be the Lewinski French Tickler version. Even cheaper and a little too roomy for a good fit....


78 posted on 09/20/2005 3:45:47 PM PDT by Kozak (Anti Shahada: " There is no God named Allah, and Muhammed is his False Prophet")
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To: InvisibleChurch

Does it come with a Chinese nuclear warhead attached to the end of it?


79 posted on 09/20/2005 4:11:53 PM PDT by Reactionary
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To: InvisibleChurch; Slings and Arrows

you probably already saw this...


80 posted on 09/20/2005 4:55:27 PM PDT by bitt ('But once the shooting starts, a plan is just a guess in a party dress.' Michael Yon)
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