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China Names Condom for Bill Clinton
newsmax.com ^ | esday, Sept. 20, 2005 11:46 a.m. EDT

Posted on 09/20/2005 8:53:40 AM PDT by InvisibleChurch

esday, Sept. 20, 2005 11:46 a.m. EDT China Names Condom for Bill Clinton

A Chinese company is honoring ex-president Bill Clinton by naming a new line of condoms after him - along with a companion line of condoms that will be named after his ex-girlfriend, Monica Lewinsky.

Reports Britian's Sky News: The Guangzhou Haokian Bio-science company has registered their names as trademarks for the contraceptives.

The condoms will display Chinese spellings: Kelitun and Laiwensiji.

A 12-pack of Clintons is expected to cost $5.00, with Lewinskys selling at a discounted price of just over $3.00.

The manufacturer's general manager, Liu Wenhua, told Sky News that naming his condoms for Clinton was perfectly legal, explaining that "trademarks of two foreign surnames and can't be seen as a violation of rights."

Clinton is the only U.S. president to be honored with his own condom brand line. New York Sen. Hillary Clinton was unavailable to comment on her husband's latest achievement.


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption
KEYWORDS: bubba; clinton; legacy; lewinsky; monica; thebentone; wjc
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To: #1CTYankee
Or a Cuban cigar soaked in Cod oil.

How do you people come up with this stuff? LOL.

101 posted on 09/21/2005 7:12:43 PM PDT by I got the rope
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To: Army Air Corps

It was funny though. I have fun when I read things like that.


102 posted on 09/21/2005 7:14:59 PM PDT by Victoria Delsoul
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To: InvisibleChurch

Maybe next the Chicoms will market a rape kit that includes an ice bag for minor injuries? And maybe they will also include swimming lessons named Chappaquiddick? It's amazing that the communist Chinese see the rot in our country but a large percentage of us don't!


103 posted on 09/21/2005 7:16:44 PM PDT by eeriegeno
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To: Victoria Delsoul

I would like to design a diaper pail named after Clinton because both are full of it.


104 posted on 09/21/2005 7:20:00 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: InvisibleChurch

Got to hand it to the Chinese on this one. Not only does Clinton sell our nuclear weapon technology to the Chinese for campaign contributions he also inspires condoms, what a rubber.


105 posted on 09/21/2005 7:21:32 PM PDT by KenmcG414
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To: Army Air Corps

Yikes, LOL! I just got an awful picture in my mind. Oh Lordy.


106 posted on 09/21/2005 7:21:39 PM PDT by Victoria Delsoul
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To: InvisibleChurch

They are either cigar shaped, or perhaps the wrapper has the cigar ring? This is the President the left is proud of too. He is still an embarrassment to decent folks!


107 posted on 09/21/2005 7:22:25 PM PDT by ladyinred (It is all my fault okay?)
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To: Victoria Delsoul

I am trying decide if I should market a new novelty item like the Pet Rock. I am thinking of a selling a nut to people and calling it a Pet Al (Gore).


108 posted on 09/21/2005 7:34:52 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: InvisibleChurch

Didn't some Chinese company already name a vacuum cleaner after 1st brother Roger Clinton?


109 posted on 09/21/2005 7:35:07 PM PDT by The_Media_never_lie
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To: Army Air Corps

110 posted on 09/21/2005 7:37:16 PM PDT by Victoria Delsoul
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To: Victoria Delsoul

Also, I am investigating the possibilities of breeding a new form of livestock. I want to breed a pig, a jackass, and a cow. The result will be called a Hillary.


111 posted on 09/21/2005 7:48:42 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: InvisibleChurch
Clinton is the only U.S. president to be honored with his own condom brand line. New York Sen. Hillary Clinton was unavailable to comment on her husband's latest achievement.

Gee .. Nice legacy you made for yourself Bill

You are a Joke to the ENTIRE WORLD!

112 posted on 09/21/2005 7:57:43 PM PDT by Mo1
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To: Army Air Corps
LOL, I think I found her pic.


113 posted on 09/21/2005 8:12:48 PM PDT by Victoria Delsoul
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To: Victoria Delsoul

WOW!

Just dress that thing in a pantsuit and we have a winner.


114 posted on 09/21/2005 8:14:30 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: Army Air Corps

Hahahaha.


115 posted on 09/21/2005 8:16:16 PM PDT by Victoria Delsoul
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To: I got the rope
"How do you people come up with this stuff?"

It's a dirty job but someone's goto do it!

.Hope you make out okay with the storm comming.

116 posted on 09/22/2005 3:32:53 AM PDT by #1CTYankee (I thought about that and DELIBERATELY didn't go there. (Or maybe I did?))
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To: InvisibleChurch

bttt


117 posted on 02/17/2007 3:47:05 PM PST by InvisibleChurch (Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.)
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To: Army Air Corps

LOL


118 posted on 09/01/2008 7:48:57 AM PDT by ConservativeMan55 (Obama is the Democrats guy. They bought the ticket, now they must take the ride.)
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