Posted on 09/20/2005 8:53:40 AM PDT by InvisibleChurch
esday, Sept. 20, 2005 11:46 a.m. EDT China Names Condom for Bill Clinton
A Chinese company is honoring ex-president Bill Clinton by naming a new line of condoms after him - along with a companion line of condoms that will be named after his ex-girlfriend, Monica Lewinsky.
Reports Britian's Sky News: The Guangzhou Haokian Bio-science company has registered their names as trademarks for the contraceptives.
The condoms will display Chinese spellings: Kelitun and Laiwensiji.
A 12-pack of Clintons is expected to cost $5.00, with Lewinskys selling at a discounted price of just over $3.00.
The manufacturer's general manager, Liu Wenhua, told Sky News that naming his condoms for Clinton was perfectly legal, explaining that "trademarks of two foreign surnames and can't be seen as a violation of rights."
Clinton is the only U.S. president to be honored with his own condom brand line. New York Sen. Hillary Clinton was unavailable to comment on her husband's latest achievement.
How do you people come up with this stuff? LOL.
It was funny though. I have fun when I read things like that.
Maybe next the Chicoms will market a rape kit that includes an ice bag for minor injuries? And maybe they will also include swimming lessons named Chappaquiddick? It's amazing that the communist Chinese see the rot in our country but a large percentage of us don't!
I would like to design a diaper pail named after Clinton because both are full of it.
Got to hand it to the Chinese on this one. Not only does Clinton sell our nuclear weapon technology to the Chinese for campaign contributions he also inspires condoms, what a rubber.
Yikes, LOL! I just got an awful picture in my mind. Oh Lordy.
They are either cigar shaped, or perhaps the wrapper has the cigar ring? This is the President the left is proud of too. He is still an embarrassment to decent folks!
I am trying decide if I should market a new novelty item like the Pet Rock. I am thinking of a selling a nut to people and calling it a Pet Al (Gore).
Didn't some Chinese company already name a vacuum cleaner after 1st brother Roger Clinton?
Also, I am investigating the possibilities of breeding a new form of livestock. I want to breed a pig, a jackass, and a cow. The result will be called a Hillary.
Gee .. Nice legacy you made for yourself Bill
You are a Joke to the ENTIRE WORLD!
WOW!
Just dress that thing in a pantsuit and we have a winner.
Hahahaha.
It's a dirty job but someone's goto do it!
.Hope you make out okay with the storm comming.
bttt
LOL
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