PETA says Moore's size a weighty issue

msnbc.com ^ | May 6, 2004 | Jeannette Walls

[TexasCajun]

I'd love to see the Berkley crowd ask Madonna's ex-hubby why he owns firearms and was packing heat in New Orleans.

[doug from upland]

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DFU SONG: Eve of Destruction (won't be long until Michael Moore's explosion)
DFU SONG PARODIES | 5-2004 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 05/17/2004 11:19:11 AM PDT by doug from upland

MIDI - EVE OF DESTRUCTION

His arteries, are they imploding?
He's at 450, we have been noting
Blood pressure's 305...but, control the gloating
He looks just like a whale whenever he is floating
He's really the definition of self-promoting

And I tell you over and over and over again, my friend
That it won't be long till we watch Michael's explosion

He could not find truth if it bit his fanny
He makes up what he likes and pretends it is true
He is Jabba the Hut, but he isn't as dainty
Get the harpoon right now...I will shout "Thar he blew"

He's a real human slob...more slimy than The Blob
And I tell you over and over and over again, my friend
That it won't be long till we watch Michael's explosion

The fat will fly when we watch Michael's explosion

His Bowling film was filled with lying
If you believe it, you're self-denying
A traitor like this scum...yes, we should be trying
He's laughing at the bank at what fans have been buying
And even his fruits and veggies he likes deep frying

And I tell you over and over and over again, my friend
That it won't be long till we watch Michael's, explosion

He wowed 'em at Cannes, those Surrender Monkeys
In the great terror war, they are really a drag
When the going gets tough, do not count on their back-up
With just one cherry bomb, they will raise the white flag

He's real human slob...more slimy than The Blob
And I tell you over and over and over again, my friend
That it won't be long till we watch Michael's explosion

The fat will fly when we watch Michael's explosion

[proud_yank]

Beautiful! One of my officemates (and one of my grad advisors) at school is a hard-core vegetarian and part of the anti-gun, tree-hugger, 'killing a living being to eat is wrong', whine whine whine crowd.

I try to explain to them my new-found 'vegetable rights activism & awareness campaign'. I personally don't see how people can kill such beautiful plants, just to eat them. So, I merely go after the critters who devour such beautiful plants. (i.e. cows, pigs, chicken, turkey, duck/goose, deer...)

And in keeping with the normal 'activist mentality', I force my beliefs down their throat and tell them that they HAVE to live the same way I do!

You should join my campaign. Its great, Cow eats veggies, I eat cow. Two birds with one stone!!

[Tennessee_Bob]

CANNONBALL!!!!!

[proud_yank]

I'll have to play that at an open-mic night sometime, though I don't know that the crowd will appreciate it...

[doug from upland]

Are you an entertainer?

[adam_az]

Already posted 3 other times!

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PETA says Moore’s size a weighty issue
	Posted by presidio9 On News/Activism 05/06/2004 8:33:25 AM MDT · 53 replies · 107+ views MSNBC ^ | May 06, 2004 | Jeannette Walls Michael Moore is making headlines with his controversial documentary, but one group is targeting the filmmaker for his waistline. advertisement People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals has selected the gadfly filmmaker as one of its “Flab Five” and is treating him to a Veg Eye for the Fat Guy makeover. “Looks like the ‘Downsize This’ author has been doing too much supersizing,” notes PETA. “We’ll be sending him a nice little care package, a makeover kit filled with health and diet tips, PETA’s vegetarian starter kit, and suggestions on how he might change his lifestyle,” PETA’s Michael McGraw tells...
PETA says Moore’s size a weighty issue
	Posted by Jinjelsnaps On News/Activism 05/14/2004 11:12:58 AM MDT · 20 replies · 39+ views MSNBC ^ | 05/14/04 | Jeannette Walls Michael Moore is making headlines with his controversial documentary, but one group is targeting the filmmaker for his waistline...
PETA says Moore's size a weighty issue
	Posted by proud_yank On News/Activism 09/12/2005 6:51:19 PM MDT · 45 replies · 711+ views msnbc.com ^ | May 6, 2004 | Jeannette Walls By Jeannette Walls MSNBC Updated: 9:30 a.m. ET May 6, 2004 Michael Moore is making headlines with his controversial documentary, but one group is targeting the filmmaker for his waistline. People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals has selected the gadfly filmmaker as one of its Flab Five; and is treating him to a Veg Eye for the Fat Guy makeover. Looks like the Downsize This author has been doing too much supersizing,notes PETA. We'll be sending him a nice little care package, a makeover kit filled with health and diet tips, PETA's vegetarian starter kit, and suggestions on how...

[proud_yank]

No, just a goof-ball. I tinker around on the guitar a little bit, but haven't been playing that long. I'm going to grad school for materials engineering

[girlangler]

Yep,

Apparently he has had the opportunity to down a few protein (sp) sources.

[proud_yank]

Oops, my bad. I did a quick search, but not well enough I guess.

Still really enjoying reading the commentary!

[adam_az]

2 other times... this makes 3 :)

Try searching on the title before posting... esp. for a year old article.

[Servant of the 9]

Elitist Assholeseds.

Fat White Guys are the last insultable group among the PC crowd

I wonder if any of these guys smokes?

So9

[Bob]

Michael's a charter member of PETA - People Eating Tasty Animals.

I don't think so. I think his membership is with the similarly-named group, PEETA - People Eating Entire Tasty Animals.

[chief_bigfoot]

"This dumb bastard's so FAT,"

when he farts, the Nat'l Weather Service has to name it.

[GenXFreedomFighter]

He'd frighten the water out of the pool if he went around yelling that.

[weegee]

Wait until they go after him for being a rich anticapitalist.

[weegee]

I didn't see the link to his site already posted so:

Miserable Failure

(the left circulated the "failure" google search email again last week so might as well help out Lord Ho Ho's ratings).

[Free ThinkerNY]

"Mr. Moore. How does it feel to be PETA's public enema #1?"

[TaxRelief]

Wow, Doug. That song's really "mean-spirited." ;-)

[Contra]

Is PETA a bunch of gay guys or something, because this sure sounds like a gay thing to do. I guess they figure somebody that fat can't be a vegetarian. But what if he is just a fat vegetarian, is there such a thing?