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Bill Maher Passes Gas In America's Face (Debbie Schlussel On Hollyweird Snobs Snobbery Alert)
Debbie Schlusse.com ^ | 09/01/05 | Debbie Schlussel

Posted on 09/01/2005 9:45:23 AM PDT by goldstategop

Bill Maher Passes Gas in America's Face

By Debbie Schlussel

It's crotchety liberal "comedian" Bill Maher's dream come true.

And the rest of America's nightmare.

American gas prices have reached near-European levels. Thanks to rising prices imposed by OPEC coupled with shut down oil drilling in America's Hurricane Katrina-stricken Bayou, we are suffering the absurd reality Maher has selfishly wished on us in years of insane ranting.

Thanks, Bill.

On an August 2003 episode of his HBO show, "Real Time," Maher said this:

"Stop whining about gas prices. It's good that it costs a lot. . . . It's also good if it makes you think of walking the three blocks from your house to Del Taco instead of taking the Land Cruiser. Gasoline costs a lot because we have to find it, bribe or kill the people who live on top of it, extract it, refine it, ship it and pump it. You'll pay $2.00 a gallon and you'll like it, because you know what the alternative is: riding on the bus with poor people."

Don't hold your breath for the day when Maher rides the bus with poor people. While the rest of us are, indeed, suffering--some carpooling, some considering riding the bus--Bill isn't.

When he began these rantings on ABC's "Politically Incorrect," I was a frequent guest on the show. It was comical to hear Bill espouse eco-radical measures like high gas prices, while he rode to and from his luxury home in gas-guzzling chauffer driven limos and town cars. All of his show guests--mostly brainless liberal celebs--were also driven in gas-guzzling town cars and limos. The drivers always talked about how they also picked up Bill's many girlfriends at LAX--again in the giant, gas-guzzling limos and town cars.

You know that Prius Bill brags about driving? Don't look for it in the HBO parking lot. And even if he did dare drive it, NBC reported most hybrid cars save little gas until the fifth year of ownership, and even then it's less than $100 per year. Another study showed the Prius is so unsafe, it could be fatal. Think of Bill Maher and his limos when you're fatally injured driving your hybrid.

It's beyond hilarious that the people running the environmental "Sierra Summit" invited Maher to "entertain" and spout his environmental views because he "drives a Prius." Sure, he does. And Camryn Manheim is anorexic.

Like Maher, the rest of the entertainment industry's environmentalism is phony. The only Hollyweirdo who rides his bike to work is Ed Begley, Jr. And the only "entertainment product" he's acted in lately is the Cindy Sheehan show recently playing to a limited, unwashed audience in Crawford, Texas.

And those people who bribe and kill for gas? FYI, Bill, as much as you love to hate the average American, that's not US. It's our Islamofascist friends in the Middle East who bribe and kill for gas--like the ones in Saudi Arabia, who seized and nationalized the oil wells WE found and developed. If we had any guts at all, we'd enter Saudi Arabia (the country which would now be part of Greater Saddamia, had we not saved its very existence) and take the oil wells back. That move would single-handedly gain back the fear and respect of the Islamic world that is now laughing at our decline while it continues its disturbing fundamentalist revivalist phase.

CNN reported that vast parts of the Muslim World are happy that the Hurricane raised gas prices and added to American suffering, saying it's part of their global jihad.

But don't look for cowardly Maher to talk about that.

Mind over Maher: Uncle Bill Wants YOU . . . to suffer at the pump. As for the "Land Cruiser" that out-of-touch Maher presumes the rest of us drive, think again. The rest of America doesn't live three blocks from Del Taco (or at a swanky Hollywood estate like Maher) and can't afford a Land Cruiser. Millionaire Maher can afford several. The average American lives miles from work, their kids' schools, and the nearest grocery store. They live in the hated Red States, with their vast expanses--where Hollywood likes to vacation and own ranches, but wouldn't want to live.

But what does pampered Hollywoodite Bill Maher know about the average American?

Not much, if you listen to his bizarre views. Close your eyes, and you might think you're listening to the Unabomber.

On an "Earth Day" show in April, this year, Maher repeated his Environmental Liberation Front-esque mantra:

"I hate to tell you this, folks, but gas doesn't cost too much; it costs too little. Ooh, I know, I know. I know you hear about gas prices over two dollars a gallon and it makes you nearly choke on your four-dollar latte."

Note to Bill: Not everyone outside of Hollywood has daily money to burn hanging with Britney and Paris at the "Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf" on Sunset Strip.

More Maher profundity: "We bitch about gas, but adjusted for inflation, it's the same price it was back when the Pope was a Nazi. And that's not the fault of ExxonMobil, either. That's like Kirstie Alley saying her problem is that Arabs control all the fudge. Anyone who's been to Europe knows that the price of gas over there is just a picture of an arm and a leg. And that's because they tax it heavily and we don't. How come we Americans accepted that you could do that to cigarettes - overtax them because they were bad - but burning oil into the atmosphere is okay? You can't smoke in a bar, but you can drive through a restaurant?"

Question for Bill Maher: Have you ever tried to get to work or take kids to school on a magic flying cigarette? Guess what? Other than on the set of the failed "Bewitched" remake, it doesn't seem to work.

Another tip: Average Americans--not your Hollywood activist friends like Rob Reiner--aren't too happy about the cigarette tax. It's a poor man's tax, just like the gas tax you think is too low. Ben Affleck, Matt Damon, and shoplifter Winona Ryder can smoke up a storm. The tax doesn't hit them or affect their yoga and soy lifestyle. Just like a gas tax won't hit you and your limousine liberal glitterati friends.

Leave the $3 lattes to Bill Maher's crowd. As for the rest of us, do you want to return to the days when Jimmy Carter told us to ride bikes to work in the sweltering summer and freezing cold winter?

It's time Bill Maher got real and stopped passing gas in America's face.

Anyone who wishes high gas prices on America is just an empty windbag. And, these days, wind is not a preferred energy source.


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Editorial; Government; News/Current Events; Philosophy; US: Alabama; US: Louisiana; US: Mississippi
KEYWORDS: billmaher; deebieschlussel; gulfcoast; hollyweirdsnobs; katrinafallout; snobbery; snobs
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Hollyweird snobs and their snobbery. Which comes to America in the form of insisting we lessers pay more for gas, we put up with less money in our wallets and forget about maintaining our standard of living. As Bill Maher says, you can always walk, bike or take public transit. The snobs don't mind the extra change for their gazz-guzzling limos and SUVs. They can afford it. Oh yeah, let the masses pass up the gas!

(Denny Crane: "Sometimes you can only look for answers from God and failing that... and Fox News".)
1 posted on 09/01/2005 9:45:24 AM PDT by goldstategop
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To: goldstategop

Ed Begley, Jr. and Martin Sheehan are the only Hollywood activists I respect. I don't agree with them, of course, but they do walk their talk. And I respect that.


2 posted on 09/01/2005 9:48:02 AM PDT by Hildy (a fact to a liberal is like Kryptonite to Superman.)
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To: Hildy

Martin Sheen...Sheen..right?


3 posted on 09/01/2005 9:48:23 AM PDT by Hildy (a fact to a liberal is like Kryptonite to Superman.)
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To: Hildy

I did a nasty double take there for a second!


4 posted on 09/01/2005 9:49:24 AM PDT by Borges
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To: Hildy

Ed Begley, Jr. does what now that Love Boat is off?


5 posted on 09/01/2005 9:50:04 AM PDT by bmwcyle (We broke Pink's code and found a terrorist message.)
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To: goldstategop
NBC reported most hybrid cars save little gas until the fifth year of ownership,
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Amazingly foolish statement. Perhaps they meant to say that you don't recover the additional cost of the vehicle for five years. You will realize a hybrid saves gas right away. It will be confirmed the first time you have to refill the tank.

6 posted on 09/01/2005 9:52:24 AM PDT by doug from upland (The Hillary documentary is coming -- INDICTING HILLARY)
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To: Hildy

They wouldn't walk the walk if they didn't get camera exposure...


7 posted on 09/01/2005 9:53:34 AM PDT by baltodog (R.I.P. Balto: 2001(?) - 2005)
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To: goldstategop

I suppose it is mean-spirited to say it, but the fourth word of this headline should have been "Away."


8 posted on 09/01/2005 9:54:04 AM PDT by doug from upland (The Hillary documentary is coming -- INDICTING HILLARY)
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To: bmwcyle

Dinner theater. I think he plays Sanjay Guevara in the revival of "Indira" at the Melonville Colosseum.


9 posted on 09/01/2005 9:54:26 AM PDT by steve8714 ("Smoke me a kipper, Listy!")
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To: bmwcyle

He had a small part on Six Feet Under, but that show has ended too.


10 posted on 09/01/2005 9:56:13 AM PDT by RushCrush (When will Clinton come back from his vacation in Hawaii?)
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To: goldstategop
NBC reported most hybrid cars save little gas until the fifth year of ownership

Yup, that mileage really jumps at year 5.

Actually, you may not realize any savings until year 5, due to the higher purchase cost of a hybrid vs. a gas vehicle, but your mileage will be better on day 1. With gas at $4 a gallon, that amortization period will be considerably reduced.

11 posted on 09/01/2005 9:56:18 AM PDT by xsrdx (Diligentia, Vis, Celeritas)
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To: baltodog

I disagree with you on these two. Sheen and Begley have been consistant for as long as I can remember, at least 20 to 25 years. Begley especially.


12 posted on 09/01/2005 10:01:22 AM PDT by Hildy (a fact to a liberal is like Kryptonite to Superman.)
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To: goldstategop

Maher is a turd and has bought every "date" he has ever had.


13 posted on 09/01/2005 10:03:14 AM PDT by thegreatbeast (Quid lucrum istic mihi est?)
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To: bmwcyle
He's always been a working actor:


14 posted on 09/01/2005 10:03:58 AM PDT by Hildy (a fact to a liberal is like Kryptonite to Superman.)
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To: bmwcyle
Bill Maher is a whining liberal pantywaist who isn't funny,he's funny looking.I look forward to the day when I run into him and have the opportunity to smash his gigantic nose all over his face.Bill has his own HBO show because Hollywood loves no talent liberals as long as they say things that degrade the country.Who is Ed Begly Jr?
15 posted on 09/01/2005 10:05:38 AM PDT by rdcorso (Bill Clinton Stuck His Cigar In Foreign Places And Called It Foreign Policy)
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To: goldstategop

Well, if there were such a thing as a silver lining, how about this: Next year's rent control and rent stabilization hearings will be a doozy as landlords need to recoup their feul costs from this coming winter. Hell, many of these landlords may just walk away from these buildings as rent control goes bye-bye.


16 posted on 09/01/2005 10:13:18 AM PDT by Tanniker Smith (By definition, we cannot have Consensus until you agree with me.)
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To: bmwcyle
Ed Begley, Jr. does what now that Love Boat is off?

I thought it was "St. Elsewhere" (which, ironically, is where I'd rather see the libs - anywhere else...)

17 posted on 09/01/2005 10:19:31 AM PDT by Christian4Bush (The modern Democratic Party: Attacking our defenders and defending our attackers.)
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And even if he did dare drive it, NBC reported most hybrid cars save little gas until the fifth year of ownership, and even then it's less than $100 per year. Another study showed the Prius is so unsafe, it could be fatal. Think of Bill Maher and his limos when you're fatally injured driving your hybrid.

I don't understand why there is so much hate on both sides of the SUV vs Hybrid debate. SUVs make up such a small fraction of gas use when compared to practically everything else in existence: sedans, tractor trailers, diesel trains and buses, airplanes, boats, power plants, etc. And the Honda Civic Hybrid has stood up well in crash studies.

But it appears that even if Detroit could make a Chevy Suburban sized hybrid that gets 75 miles per gallon and is indestructible in any accident neither side would buy one out of sheer spite.

18 posted on 09/01/2005 10:26:53 AM PDT by NYCynic
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To: goldstategop
Didn't Bill's girlfriend have a restraining order issued against him? I read on FR many months ago he had been beating her.
19 posted on 09/01/2005 10:40:38 AM PDT by warsaw44
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To: goldstategop

Bill is the ubber liberal.
Take all the filth out of his act and all you have left is a self absorbed seventh grader complaining about how terrible his "parents" are but still living under the roof they provide.

He doesn't give a damn about the enviroment, he just hates humanity.


20 posted on 09/01/2005 10:41:25 AM PDT by RedMonqey
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