And for the beginning of the school year for many... And sure to be coming soon to 'progressive' schools in America near you...
But only 5 times, puh-lease...
Hope this isn't a duplicate, I did search. My computer is buggy today...
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2 posted on
08/30/2005 2:01:05 PM PDT by
Aetius
To: fortunecookie
Unless you go to school in the Big East, in which case you can drop the f-bomb six times before you're thrown out of the game.
3 posted on
08/30/2005 2:01:50 PM PDT by
thoughtomator
(Gentlemen may cry, "Peace! Peace!" -- but there is no peace. - Patrick Henry)
To: fortunecookie
I was hoping this was the U.K. Scrappleface.
Apparently not.
6 posted on
08/30/2005 2:03:49 PM PDT by
sinanju
To: fortunecookie
The f-word? You mean like...
"Oh fudge..."
7 posted on
08/30/2005 2:04:45 PM PDT by
My2Cents
("It takes a nation of candyasses to hold this military back.")
To: fortunecookie
The f word...hmmmm.
fun? no.
free? no.
flatulate? no.
fire? no.
f#ck? yep, you can say that five times.
fag?. You get to the principal's office right now, mister!!
10 posted on
08/30/2005 2:06:05 PM PDT by
pipecorp
(Let's have a CRUSADE! , the muslims have already started. 1500 replies and not a single post!)
To: fortunecookie
You have got to be sh$%^ing me! When I went to school you stood up when the teacher (or, professor) came to the room out of respect. Just shows you how far have some things declined... well at least I take solace in the fact that my kids *will* know the proper meaning of the words "respect" and "honor".
To: fortunecookie
(1) F***!!
(2) F***!!
(3) F***!!
(4) F***!!
(5) gonna save this one for later
To: fortunecookie
WTF? This has to be one of the stupidest things I've ever read.
17 posted on
08/30/2005 2:09:57 PM PDT by
Egon
(By the way, I took the liberty of fertilizing your caviar.)
To: fortunecookie
Unbelievable
21 posted on
08/30/2005 2:11:58 PM PDT by
Clint N. Suhks
(If you don't like Jesus, you can go to hell.)
To: fortunecookie
To: fortunecookie
If it has to be quantified at all, they shouldn't be saying it. This doesn't pass the giggle test.
25 posted on
08/30/2005 2:14:58 PM PDT by
msnimje
To: fortunecookie
When I was in school 5 times was the bare minimum it was mentioned.
27 posted on
08/30/2005 2:15:39 PM PDT by
CzarNicky
(The problem with bad ideas is that they seemed like good ideas at the time.)
To: fortunecookie
People are idiots... they're allowing the students to walk all over them. Great lesson. In contrast, my Latin teacher limited us to 3 bathroom/locker trips per SEMESTER and held us to it.
28 posted on
08/30/2005 2:15:55 PM PDT by
RedBeaconNY
(Vous parlez trop, mais vous ne dites rien.)
To: fortunecookie
When I went to school, back in the early '60s, a single instance of the F-word was enough to get you expelled. A classmate of mine in the 5th grade once tried it, and they made a federal case out of it--they actually called the police, and his parents, to the school. We didn't see him again for weeks. Needless to say, you didn't hear too much vulgarity in that school!
29 posted on
08/30/2005 2:16:51 PM PDT by
Mr Ramsbotham
(Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
To: fortunecookie
30 posted on
08/30/2005 2:17:12 PM PDT by
Yo-Yo
To: fortunecookie
Oh you mean Fire Truck, That the only word I know in my vocabulary that starts with F and ends with K.
32 posted on
08/30/2005 2:20:34 PM PDT by
Petey139
To: fortunecookie
I taught at the college level some years ago and we had a similar pollution problem. We delt with it very successfully by implementing the
"Cusscans "
. Cost you 25 cents for each utterance.This worked so well that we were only able to finance one pizza party at the end of each semester. Where have we gone wrong???
34 posted on
08/30/2005 2:23:06 PM PDT by
jos65
To: fortunecookie
What about reciprocity? The teachers should be allowed to have sex with the students five times before they get in trouble.
/Sarcasm
35 posted on
08/30/2005 2:24:42 PM PDT by
Disambiguator
(Making accusations of racism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.)
To: fortunecookie
Not in my class room.
TS
Well, actually, you probably can use it several dozen times. It takes 5-10 minutes for someone to come up from the office to escort you out after I place a call for using it the first time.
42 posted on
08/30/2005 2:33:32 PM PDT by
Tanniker Smith
(By definition, we cannot have Consensus until you agree with me.)
To: fortunecookie
Does the "five times count if you use it in different parts of speech?
Verb form- F%$# this!
Adjective - You're an f%$#ing idiot!
Adverb - I f%$#ing quit!
Noun - Hey you f$%#er!
Interjection - OH f%$#! What are you doing?
Prepositional phrase _ Where in the f%$# are we?
Oh I'm sure their grammar teachers would be so f%$#ing proud!
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