ZOT!!! I have decided to offer myself as kitten food, because they're hungry.

Yet another troll school dropout.

[my country right or wrong]

I am so proud of my country for invading Iraq that I want to go fight, too. I can't wait to kill as many Iraqis as possible -- just as any good American would want to do. At the same time, I can help bolster the profits of that fine American company, Haliburton.

If I am really, really lucky, I will be killed there just as any American would be proud to do. The best scenario would be if my death could result in more Republicans bieng installed in government to invade other countries.

I consider myself the luckiest man on earth to have this opportunity.

[Semi Civil Servant]

I didn't realize the Gay Bed Wetters of America had a new spokesperson. Congratulations.

[Albion Wilde]

From your lips to God's ears, hon.

LOL!! Merlin dialeck bump!

[Prime Choice]

It's the Viking Kitten brigade. They ultimate dispatch trolls with great ferocity, but first they have their fun with by batting around the troll before going for the kill.

And don't forget: we come from the land of the ice and snow... (ah-ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-AH!)

[Prime Choice]

imagine my shock when he told me he thinks we went to war for OIL.

How anyone can still believe that we liberated Iraq for "cheap oil" is beyond me. If that were true, we should be getting gas for a nickel a gallon, not nearly $3 bucks!

[stbdside]

How to slow down illegal immigrants?

Hang pictures of them on the border line.

That will scare anything away.

[pabianice]

[Cougar66]

ahh ok got it now thanks lol

[itzmygun]

[Col Freeper]

I consider myself the luckiest man on earth to have this opportunity.

LOL. No Troll, are not, and never will be, a Man.

Real Men will instantly know you are not a Man, by your sniveling, whining, anti-American demeanor.

Your mother really should have taken some action when she found you in the bathroom, dressed in your sister's underwear, prancing around and giggling in front of the mirror.

Your father and your mother shouldn't have spent their time attending leftist gatherings, and then indoctrinating you with their leftist, anti-American drivel.

Somewhere along the line, you should have been allowed to be in the presence of real Men, and maybe you would have had some chance of becoming one.

Sadly, you will always be shunned and laughed at by real Men (and real Women), destined forever to spout leftist drivel, while secretly wearing your satin bra and panties under your clothes.

Well, secretly except for when you are at a party with your leftist friends, of course.

Oh yea, wearing ski masks during your protest activities just reinforces your lack of Manhood.

LOL, you're a real silly little girley-person.

[darkwing104]

Troll Terminated.

Please let me know if you want ON or OFF my Viking Kitty/ZOT ping list!. . .don't be shy.

[mewzilla]

[Hildy]

I know...I know...

[Prime Choice]

My apologies. Didn't mean to preach at the choir.   ;o)

[Cementjungle]

When your IQ hits 50, sell!

[Not A Snowbird]

What's stopping you? I'm sure your town has a local recruiting office.

Go on, enlist! My kittens are hungry.

[Cementjungle]

When your IQ hits 50, sell!

Oops...that was meant to be directed at the original poster.

[Not A Snowbird]

Troll Terminated.

Can we have its toes?

[Lady Jag]

There's nothing to eat in here!

[EGPWS]

I am so proud of my country for invading Iraq that I want to go fight, too.

Then what are you waiting for?

Don't forget your "pea shooter" and "flip flops" for things can get nasty over yonder.

I have no doubt that you show pride in your country with every micron of your mindful fortitude.

[EGPWS]

How anyone can still believe that we liberated Iraq for "cheap oil" is beyond me. If that were true, we should be getting gas for a nickel a gallon, not nearly $3 bucks!

You must not be on the list of Nurse Ratchet's patient's for your daily dose PM.

Medication time....medication time....medication time....

Well, my country right or wrong knows the routine.