ZOT!!! I have decided to offer myself as kitten food, because they're hungry.

Yet another troll school dropout.

[my country right or wrong]

I am so proud of my country for invading Iraq that I want to go fight, too. I can't wait to kill as many Iraqis as possible -- just as any good American would want to do. At the same time, I can help bolster the profits of that fine American company, Haliburton.

If I am really, really lucky, I will be killed there just as any American would be proud to do. The best scenario would be if my death could result in more Republicans bieng installed in government to invade other countries.

I consider myself the luckiest man on earth to have this opportunity.

[hiredhand]

Fortunately, the admin mod turned the thread into a ZOT thread so we can toy with this moron. Hopefully, he/she/it is still reading. :-)

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

The best scenario would be if my death could result in more Republicans bieng installed in government

Here, we actually agree on something.

[Repealthe17thAmendment]

If only he were telling the truth . . . .

[Hildy]

This whole Haliburton thing is SO last year. They are so unoriginal. I had a little problem here myself. My step-daughter brought her new boyfriend to meet us this weekend.(it's serious, they're talking marriage). I like him very much. He was in the Navy, but had a pretty serious injury that sent him home. She warned me that his politics tended to be liberal, but imagine my shock when he told me he thinks we went to war for OIL. OIL!!!!! I mean, couldn't he at least come up with something better than that???? I saw my step-daughter recoil in the back seat of the car when this discussion was going on. She knows me too well. But I decided that there's plenty of time to put this kid on the "right" path. He loves my step-daughter, treats her like a princess, so I might have to put up with some crazy talk once in awhile!!! :)

[hiredhand]

I giggle myself half silly every time I see it. :-) I did not create it. :-) It reminds me of what a lefty troll must be doing while following the zot thread they just incited. :-)

[SledgeCS]

After the Zot but this troll seemed to be a bit more intelligent than most. Only 1 spelling error and a couple of grammatical errors, but the meaning of the shift key was not lost with this one.

[msnimje]

You are an IGNORANUS. That is a person who is both Ignorant and an ANUS.

The American Military has SAVED more Iraqis than it has killed or wounded. And that is their MOTIVE, to save the Iraqis from YOUR Terrorists comrades.

[headsonpikes]

For all your delusional states, I'm glad to see that you still put in a good word for Halliburton!

After all, why should those cheese-eating Schlumberger Surrender Monkeys make all the oil-field bling-bling?

[hiredhand]

...certainly not. Most likely, the troll. :-)

[Trident/Delta]

Stand-by......Beeber set to STUNE.......My sisters moose is hugh and series......Ready to ZOT on command!

Semper Stune

[Kozak]

I must say you summed it up nicely. Now get out there and die. You will really be doing the Country and the VRWC a real service....

[Godzilla]

Man, ketchup doesn't even help the taste of this one. Maybe some tartar sauce........

[Coyoteman]

[hiredhand]

The best scenario would be if my death could result in more Republicans bieng installed in government to invade other countries.

Let us help you with making that a reality. :-)

[hiredhand]

[Riley]

Personally, I come to the Troll / Zot threads mostly for the cat pictures. I have a soft spot for striped tabbies.:-)

[hiredhand]

Yeah. :-) Me too! Since Pudge disappeared, we haven't had one around either (striped tabby). I need to find another, but Pudge is going to be HARD to replace. :-)

[derllak]

I've got a better idea! Why don't you go to work for Al queda and become a suicide bomber and blow up women, children and other innocent people! Moron!

[Kozak]

You need to add this one to the montage....

[hellinahandcart]

The best scenario would be if my death could result in more Republicans bieng installed in government to invade other countries.

From your lips to God's ears, hon.