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The Incredible "Green" High-Mileage Car of Tomorrow
Sacred Cow Burgers ^ | 08/20/2005 | Sacred Cow Burgers

Posted on 08/21/2005 12:23:24 AM PDT by Prime Choice

The Green Car

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TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: artificialshortage; gasprices; greens; oilshortage; parody; sacredcowburgers; scb
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Stock up on squirrels. Nyack.
1 posted on 08/21/2005 12:23:26 AM PDT by Prime Choice
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To: 26lemoncharlie; 4mycountry; 537cant be wrong; AmericanCheeseFood; Aeronaut; Americanwolf; ...
SCB P!ng

2 posted on 08/21/2005 12:23:47 AM PDT by Prime Choice (E=mc^3. Don't drink and derive.)
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To: Prime Choice

I'm gonna harness a team of Greens to pull mine....


3 posted on 08/21/2005 12:24:28 AM PDT by Kozak (Anti Shahada: " There is no God named Allah, and Muhammed is his False Prophet")
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To: Prime Choice

Shouldn't there be a white flag on that thing?


4 posted on 08/21/2005 12:29:10 AM PDT by DB (©)
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To: Prime Choice

I see this one is using the gray squirrel engine, I understand that the power increases if you switch over to the red squirrel which is slightly bigger and more robust. Both of them need to be replaced after 2 or 3 miles however, leading to increased operating cost.


5 posted on 08/21/2005 12:31:39 AM PDT by calex59 (If you have to take me apart to get me there, then I don't want to go!)
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To: Prime Choice

Too technical. Greenies would like a Fred Flintstone kind of car!


6 posted on 08/21/2005 12:33:16 AM PDT by Nateman
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To: Prime Choice; Slings and Arrows; SquirrelKing

In what octanes is that squirrel available?

7 posted on 08/21/2005 12:36:56 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Prime Choice

You can buy one from BMW. It is called a Mini Cooper. I own one for fun. As well as an M3 and the wife has an X5. We dumped the H2 since our neighbor has a larger load capacity.


8 posted on 08/21/2005 12:41:58 AM PDT by Cobra64
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To: Prime Choice

Good job, as always!! :o)


9 posted on 08/21/2005 12:51:13 AM PDT by NRA2BFree (veni vidi Visa - I came, I saw, I shopped!)
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To: DB
Shouldn't there be a white flag on that thing?

Or one of these


Same thing...
10 posted on 08/21/2005 12:54:58 AM PDT by Kozak (Anti Shahada: " There is no God named Allah, and Muhammed is his False Prophet")
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To: martin_fierro

I thought it was propane.


11 posted on 08/21/2005 12:58:58 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Even Tom Cruise would recommend that Cindy Sheehan take a Paxil." --PBRSTREETGANG)
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To: Prime Choice
Hey, that's a friggin' DS.

What do the froggies call them? At this point, I can't remember.

Watching "Lost in Translation" with the lovely, top-heavy, whatshername, so my froggie isn't so sharp right now.

12 posted on 08/21/2005 1:27:02 AM PDT by benjaminjjones
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"Watching "Lost in Translation""

Hey, I'm watching that too! :)


13 posted on 08/21/2005 1:44:36 AM PDT by mowowie
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To: Prime Choice

I'm hoping for a car that can operate on this methane I create.


14 posted on 08/21/2005 1:47:49 AM PDT by South40 (Amnesty for ILLEGALS is a slap in the face to the USBP!)
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To: mowowie
I can't tell from you moniker if you're a man or a woman.

Just so you know, those transparent underwear of the lovely miss whatshername are a favorite part of the movie.

I have no idea why the director did that, other than gratuitous sex appeal. Curious, but who cares? Peaked my interest.

The rest of the movie goes downhill from there, LOL.

I watch it only because I have a brother that has to travel multi nationally and relates many funny stories which parallel the movie. Plus, I can't sleep lately.

15 posted on 08/21/2005 2:47:12 AM PDT by benjaminjjones
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To: Prime Choice

Hmmm. Seems to be a pedal-driven hydraulic pump that supplies pressure to slave motors on the drive wheels....

Fine idea for a bicycle, actually. Add a pressure accumulator device, and it should be able to take advantage of regenerative braking as well.


16 posted on 08/21/2005 3:11:16 AM PDT by alloysteel ("Master of the painfully obvious.....")
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To: benjaminjjones

The gal in it is Scarlett Johansson.


17 posted on 08/21/2005 4:27:11 AM PDT by xp38
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To: Prime Choice

I'm holding out for a car that runs on pureed terrorists.


18 posted on 08/21/2005 4:27:28 AM PDT by Solamente
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To: calex59

lol! An African sparrow or a European sparrow? /monty python


19 posted on 08/21/2005 4:31:33 AM PDT by ovrtaxt (Fairtax.org)
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To: Prime Choice

Nice touch basing it on a Citroen


20 posted on 08/21/2005 4:34:14 AM PDT by muir_redwoods (Free Sirhan Sirhan, after all, the bastard who killed Mary Jo Kopechne is walking around free)
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