Must have been one of those evil pit bull squirrels.
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When squirrels are outlawed, only outlaws will have squirrels.
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2 posted on
08/19/2005 8:55:52 PM PDT by
Slings and Arrows
("Even Tom Cruise would recommend that Cindy Sheehan take a Paxil." --PBRSTREETGANG)
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3 posted on
08/19/2005 8:57:00 PM PDT by
neodad
(I wish to have no connection with any ship that does not sail fast, for I intend to go in harm's way)
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Ready for the tough squirrel pix
5 posted on
08/19/2005 8:57:56 PM PDT by
armymarinemom
(My sons freed Iraqi and Afghanistan Honor Roll students.)
To: Slings and Arrows
I guess he mistook me for a tree At least she didn't have a pet beaver.
6 posted on
08/19/2005 8:58:33 PM PDT by
neodad
(I wish to have no connection with any ship that does not sail fast, for I intend to go in harm's way)
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Officer Flowers was fortunate to escape with only lacerations, considering what squirrels normally eat.
7 posted on
08/19/2005 8:58:43 PM PDT by
RobinOfKingston
(Mein Koran-the Islamic manifesto)
To: Slings and Arrows
No Boris and Natasha jokes yet?
8 posted on
08/19/2005 9:00:50 PM PDT by
HereInTheHeartland
(The Democrat party is the official party of the Morlocks.)
To: Slings and Arrows
"He had a good chuckle," Flowers said. "I tried raising him on the radio but they couldn't answer their radio call because they were too busy laughing" LOL.
9 posted on
08/19/2005 9:00:50 PM PDT by
concerned about politics
("A people without a heritage are easily persuaded (deceived)" - Karl Marx)
To: Slings and Arrows
Best Headline since Elderly Couple Swindled By Shifty Dwarf.
11 posted on
08/19/2005 9:01:44 PM PDT by
fat city
("The nation that controls magnetism controls the world.")
To: Slings and Arrows
"One moment he was sitting there looking rather cute,
and then he went for my throat..."
Okay, this was only poetic license, but I like it.
12 posted on
08/19/2005 9:02:23 PM PDT by
DoughtyOne
(US socialist liberalism would be dead without the help of politicians who claim to be conservative.)
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13 posted on
08/19/2005 9:03:08 PM PDT by
glock rocks
(Let's light this candle.)
To: Slings and Arrows
"The squirrel was moving at such speed, I didn't see it and neither did my partner standing shoulder-length away from me."Don't tell me. Let me guess. The woman was pushing speed.
15 posted on
08/19/2005 9:03:16 PM PDT by
concerned about politics
("A people without a heritage are easily persuaded (deceived)" - Karl Marx)
To: Slings and Arrows
Here's the danged one that steals all my pears, nectarines, peaches and apricots!
To: Slings and Arrows
I can just see it now....
Cops!!!
Wildlife gone bad edition in the making!
17 posted on
08/19/2005 9:04:15 PM PDT by
Americanwolf
(I cannot believe a parent would prostitute her child's memory for her own political agenda. -AW)
To: Slings and Arrows
Jimmy Carter says he knows first hand about how fierce little critters can be :-)
18 posted on
08/19/2005 9:05:09 PM PDT by
MJY1288
(Whenever a Liberal is Speaking on the Senate Floor, Al-Jazeera Breaks in and Covers it LIVE)
To: Slings and Arrows
And his cousin...
To: Slings and Arrows
I have had occasion to handle squirrels. For something that is smaller than my forearm, they are insanely strong. They're also not soft, like they look. Their fur is very coarse to the touch.
23 posted on
08/19/2005 9:08:14 PM PDT by
Riley
(STOP CASTING POROSITY!!)
To: Slings and Arrows
Hee. We had a pet squirrel when I was a kid (his name was Boomer, because I found him outside "Dr. Thunder's Boom Room" at the local science museum). He only had half of a tail when we found him, so I guess some critter had grabbed him out of the nest, but then lost him. Anyhoo ...
He was a great pet (if stupid), but he H-A-T-E-D my mom's best friend, Lynne. Every time she came in the house, Boomer would launch himself at her and try to grab onto her face. He would be all spread-eagled (spread-squirreled?) on her face while she was screaming and slapping at her head. It scared the hell out of her, but it cracked us kids up.
She was the only one he ever attacked, but he freaked out quite a few visitors just by being a squirrel who lived in a house.
25 posted on
08/19/2005 9:09:00 PM PDT by
small_l_libertarian
(I hope I'm not some kind of psychopath. - Chloe O'Brien, "24")
To: Slings and Arrows
It could've been worse.
It could've been a rabbit:
TIM: There!
ARTHUR: What, behind the rabbit?
TIM: It is the rabbit.
ARTHUR: You silly sod!
TIM: What?
ARTHUR: You got us all worked up!
TIM: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit!
ARTHUR: Ohh.
TIM: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
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