[SandRat]

We've been too serious today so thought a little lite break was needed

[SandRat]

Thought we needed a little bit of rib tickling after all the news today.

[supercat]

Can you rough a trough through a bough, though?

[Tax-chick]

(6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert, but received his just deserts when he found he was hungry later.

[Billthedrill]

It all makes perfect scents to me.

[Van Jenerette]

...required reading for the children. Make sure they read this after you have read it.

[Redcitizen]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[TomasUSMC]

hey raton de sand, jew donhav to makfun wit englis, sundee Latinos wil espeek in all America - espanissh.

[andyk]

I fired a shot across his bow with my bow.

I lead the miners into the lead mine.

I dove after the dove.

[Bob]

Why do we park in the driveway and drive on the parkway?

[Jaysun]

The universal language should be braille. It's easy. Everyone should speak in braille.

.: : . :.. ._.:.:._.:

[yooper]

Warning to Freepers well into their fifth vodka sour of the evening, which came out of a fifth by the way:

DO NOT ATTEMPT TO READ THIS POST!

(Also, did you know that where any four Irishmen are gathered, you can probably find a fifth?)

[speedy]

Reminds me of that thin line between man's laughter and manslaughter. Or the executive who oversees overseas operations.

[TBP]

Bump.

[Originalist]

"If you call an orange an orange, why don't you call a banana a yellow?" Jim from Taxi.

[tet68]

I were gowan to Deetroit with ma truck full a PrOduce
whin ah got stopped by the POlice!

[Fiddlstix]

BTTT

[mtbopfuyn]

I'll always remember an argument with my HS English teacher once over tear (wet eyes) and tear (rip). Can't remember the poem but it ended with "a tear on her skirt" or some such. I argued a tear (wet eyes) would be ON the skirt while a tear (rip) would be IN the skirt. She won with rip because I needed the grade and that was back in the day one didn't argue with the teacher.

[Fresh Wind]

Why do the phrases "slow up" and "slow down" mean the same thing?

[SAJ]

Oh, you can have lots of fun playing around with the language. F'rinstance, the following words can be punctuated to make exactly one grammatically correct sentence:

Mary where John had had has had had had had had had had had had the teacher's approval

Care to have a go? ;^)

[catpuppy]

When Hugh fell into the loo, he flew into a rage and threatened to sue. His attorney friend, a Sioux, pulled off quite a coup in winning the case.