"This isn't Brooklyn. Were not popping people over here."
Preach it sister!
1 posted on
08/05/2005 1:03:26 PM PDT by
Rebelbase
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To: Rebelbase; Alia; TaxRelief; Constitution Day
"Yankees," said his girlfriend, Dawn Wiggins.BWAHAHAHAHA!
2 posted on
08/05/2005 1:05:25 PM PDT by
Tax-chick
(Liberals: Too stupid to realize Dick Cheney is the real Dark Lord.)
To: Rebelbase
Man, I rally need to get out of CT. I can't shoot at anything in town.
3 posted on
08/05/2005 1:07:24 PM PDT by
ctlpdad
(Liberals - weeds in the lawn of society.)
To: Rebelbase
...and he must use rat shot, which will travel only about 25 feet Never heard of "rat shot". What is it like? A .22 cal shotgun shell?
4 posted on
08/05/2005 1:08:21 PM PDT by
MarineBrat
(We are taxed twice as much by our idleness. -- Benjamin Franklin)
To: Rebelbase
"As it stands, I have fired four rounds, killed four squirrels and been visited by four police officers," And eaten four squirrel omelettes.
10 posted on
08/05/2005 1:13:50 PM PDT by
Defiant
(False prophets proclaiming God's approval of Arab culture are laughable.)
To: Rebelbase; glock rocks; Pete-R-Bilt; Eaker
I'm not one of those crusaders, but there's always a chance you could harm some animal who's a pet, or a person, or a child."OR NOT...
15 posted on
08/05/2005 1:16:06 PM PDT by
tubebender
(Growing old is mandatory...Growing up is optional)
To: Rebelbase
We're talking about a blue county, aren't we.
19 posted on
08/05/2005 1:17:43 PM PDT by
Redcloak
(We'll raise up our glasses against evil forces singin' "whiskey for my men and beer for my horses!")
To: Rebelbase
Liberals: Ruining Lives Since 1864
To: Rebelbase
"I smell varmint poontang..."
To: Rebelbase
Much rather have pear perserves than a new neighbor or squirrels.
29 posted on
08/05/2005 1:23:17 PM PDT by
sandydipper
(Less government is best government!)
To: Rebelbase
"Hold still, neighbor!"
To: Rebelbase
"Hold still, neighbor!"
To: Rebelbase
He should get a dog...Hillary is on recess.
50 posted on
08/05/2005 1:41:21 PM PDT by
doggieboy
(Bush's exit strategy for Iraq is through Iran.)
To: Rebelbase
So far this year, squirrels have torn through hundreds of pears he had been planning to can, scattering the rotten fruit across his yard. He tried putting out deer corn for them, but they ate through a garbage can to get to a larger supply.Well, that's a fundamental error. I should know, because I did the same thing. I had two or three squirrels who raided by bird feeders. So, I put out some deer corn for the squirrels on the railing of my deck. It drew their attention from the bird feeders -- as long as the corn lasted. But of course, the corn vanishes in an hour or two. Replenishing it often attracted more squirrels. And very soon I had, not two or three, but eight or ten, squirrels divebombing my birdseed feeders by launching themselves from the eaves.
I wrote about this episode, and the lesson it teaches, on the NCFR board. My munificence toward the squirrels worked just exactly like the welfare system. Once you start the program, the demand for whatever you're giving away increases more rapidly than your ability (or willingness) to increase the supply.
Or, to put it more succinctly, no good deed goes unpunished.
52 posted on
08/05/2005 1:49:17 PM PDT by
southernnorthcarolina
("You can observe a lot just by watching." -- Yogi Berra)
To: Rebelbase
Proof that the I-75 corridor South of Pennsylvania is becoming infested with Yankeees.(I used the extra "e" just to piss 'em off)
54 posted on
08/05/2005 1:56:51 PM PDT by
vetvetdoug
(Shiloh, Corinth, Iuka, Brices Crossroads, Harrisburg, Britton Lane, Holly Springs, Hatchie Bridge,)
To: Rebelbase
"...This isn't Brooklyn..."
That's really the problem
Too many "two-twelves" (212 - NY area code) new to Raleigh.
They're not in tune with the American culture.
Why should they be?
They're not American.
To: Rebelbase
"You'll shoot yer eye out, kid."
61 posted on
08/05/2005 2:22:42 PM PDT by
savedbygrace
("No Monday morning quarterback has ever led a team to victory" GW Bush)
To: Rebelbase
newer neighbors Gotcha. No need to elaborate.
62 posted on
08/05/2005 2:27:37 PM PDT by
doodad
To: Rebelbase
67 posted on
08/05/2005 2:49:15 PM PDT by
JohnnyZ
("I believe abortion should be safe and legal in this country." -- Mitt Romney)
To: Rebelbase
77 posted on
08/05/2005 5:06:14 PM PDT by
mcar
To: Rebelbase
Bee Weddington, who lives in the neighborhood. "I hate the squirrels, too, but I don't like guns. I'm not one of those crusaders, but there's always a chance you could harm some animal who's a pet, or a person, or a child." Then move back north where you belong.
SO9
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