I am Mad, Hysterical, and Zotted

[CollegeRepublicanNU]

Kerry was in Vietnam and Al Gore invented the internet!!!

[MamaTexan]

If you want cheap gas you have to use Great Northerns instead of lima's.

Oh, no, no, no, no!

Pintos! Or as we call 'em frejoles...(pronounced free-holys)

:)

[reagan_fanatic]

I just had to pay $2.41 a gallon for gas and I can't afford this. I blame Bush and his illegal wars for this travesty

Silly me - I thought it was the DUmmies line of reasoning that Bush went to war for CHEAP oil.

Oh well, I've given up trying to decipher the logic of you DUmmies anyway.

[luvie]

:o)

Tell him to get some Icy Hot!

[Disambiguator]

Save the rage for the Hour of Rage on the Jim Villanucci show on Fridays. That way all of Albuquerque can laugh at how effing stupid you are.

[HighWheeler]

Here is some help for the DUfus:

[big'ol_freeper]

[AmericanVictory]

Let me assume, for the sake of the argument, that you are making a rational effort, in your mindless, namecalling way, to make the point that somehow, if members of the Democrat Party were in the White House, or had more power in Congress, gasoline would be cheaper, that we would all be payiing less at the pump.

Can you cite a single fact, or advance a single, rational, non-namecalling argument why that would be so? Can you point to any historical evidence whatsoever that any Democrat, let's say, e.g., Bill Clinton, has ever done anything that would have made gasoline cheaper today?

[lunarbicep]

So this is how liberals act when their world is crashing in around them?

[stbdside]

Too complex for DU'ers.

[TC Rider]

I just had to pay $2.41 a gallon for gas and I can't afford this.

One can only guess that you would villify Kerry and Gore who both feel that we should be paying 5.00/gal like in Europe.

Then you would support ANWR, offshore drilling, many new refineries and the end of boutique blends of gas.

[Figment]

Funny, the libs have wanted us to pay $4-$5 a gallon for gas for years (like they do in Europe). The problem libs have with todays high gas costs is that they weren't raised by taxes

[Diana in Wisconsin]

Yep. I'm to blame. Impeach me!

[Dionysius]

Hey, c-s'r! It's your pointy-headed friends, the fascist environmentalists that are responsible for gas prices. We should have been drilling off shore and in Alaska years ago! Also the dearth of new refineries and nuclear power plants is laid at your door. So (just like dog doo-doo, which I'm sure you view as alternative fuel) dry up and go away!

[CyberAnt]

But .. we have the guns!

[ATOMIC_PUNK]

Excuse me for infiltrating your kingdom, but I need to vent. I just had to pay $2.41 a gallon for gas and I can't afford this. I blame Bush and his illegal wars for this travesty. And since you are part of the remaining 40% of dummies who still support that assclown, I blame you, too. I hope so much the Democrats take back Congress in 2006 so this nazi will be impeached and tossed in the clink. How you idiots can't see this man is pure evil, I don't know. Hopefully, both he and KKKarl Rove will be in jail soon.

There's NO excuse for you even to BITCH you need to VENT why is it your not crying to the sacred brethren of the DU ? 2.41 for a gallon of gas are you kidding me ? would you like to pay 5 or 6 for a liter ?

YOU blame Bush for an illegal WAR ? so just when were you planning on converting to ISLAM ? right about the time they were gonna cut your FOOL HEAD OFF ?

Remaining 40% you better count again WE won the elections BOTH OF THEM you lost your a loser you will always be a loser as far as calling someone an ass clown maybe you should go back to the DU and try to pull the organ grinders you love so much out of YOUR ASS along with the assorted rodents who occupy most of that site

Nazi ? oh thats original about as original as the Democrat play book you guys are always espousing to and spouting off the democrats might have a shot at congress if they weren't led by such inept leaders

Pure Evil ? pure evil is the terrorist organizations you people love to protect so much as far as being blind our eyes are wide open they were partially opened during the great Clinton administration if it hadn't been for him Bin Laden and your other friends would not have had the chance to hit America

Karl Rove in Jail ? man it must be really hard being that jealous of someone smarter than you are Karl did his homework on you communist loving bastards and HE BEAT YOU AT YOUR OWN GAME and yet he did it without CHEATING like you guys love to do .

I hope this makes you FEEEEEL better NOT !I hope you just crawl back under the rock you came from BETTER STILL keep whining really LOUD because when you people are whining you usually lying as well and EVERYONE CAN SEE YOU FOR WHAT YOU ARE ....A ROTTEN PATHETIC LOSER !

Glad we had this chance to chat now be ZOTTED and have a nice day .....LOSER

[Fiddlstix]

For starters, let's get down to basics......

Now that you understand let me reply to your Post....
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You're a 1-bit brain with a parity error

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world.
An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you.

You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell? Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood.

May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you.

You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease. You are a puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper. On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool.

You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid.
Your writing has to be a troll.
Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on.
This is an epiphany of stupid for me.

After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything.

Your attempt at constructing a creative post was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult.

If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

Originally Posted by FReeper: Firehat

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P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.

Thanks to FReeper: b4its2late

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[anonymoussierra]

[squarebarb]

Okay you rats why wasn't I pinged? Because you wanted the zot all to yourselves, that's why. Selfish. Greedy.

[Chode]

listen stooopid... you should be happy!!! you'll drive less hence pollute less, right???