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FReeper Canteen~What Makes You Laugh?~July 28, 2005~
July 27, 2005 | bentfeather

Posted on 07/27/2005 7:36:35 PM PDT by Soaring Feather


For the freedom you enjoyed yesterday...
Thank the Veterans who served in The United States Armed Forces.

Looking forward to tomorrow's freedom?
Support The United States Armed Forces Today!

Good morning TROOPS!!
What makes you laugh??
Post your funny cartoons, jokes, anything you enjoy!


This one always cracks me up!


You Might Be A Soldier If..


Silly cartoon characters??

What tickles your funny bone??
A good joke, funny cartoons, a practical joker?




Computer humor?


"Why We Love Kids"



I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!"


2. HONESTY

My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago."

3. OPINIONS


On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents."

4. KETCHUP

A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang, so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. "It's the minister, Mommy," the child said. Then she added, "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle."

5. MORE NUDITY

A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, "What's the matter, haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"

6. POLICE # 1

While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was interrupted by a little girl about 6 years old. Looking up and down at my uniform, she asked, "Are you a cop?" "Yes," I answered and continued writing the report. "My mother said if I ever needed help, I should ask the police. Is that right?" "Yes, that's right," I told her. "Well, then," she said as she extended her foot toward me, "would you please tie my shoe?"

7. POLICE # 2

It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking, and I saw a little boy staring in at me. "Is that a dog you got back there?" he asked. "It sure is," I replied. Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then towards the back of the van. Finally he said, "What'd he do?"

8. ELDERLY

While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. She was unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs. One day I found her staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, "The tooth fairy will never believe this!"

9. DRESS-UP

A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, "Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit." "And why not, darling?" "You know that it always gives you a headache the next morning."

10. DEATH

While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church, our minister heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt. Apparently his 5-year-old son and his playmates had found a dead robin. Feeling that proper burial should be performed, they had secured a small box and cotton batting, then dug a hole and made ready for the disposal of the deceased. The minister's son was chosen to say the appropriate prayers and with sonorous dignity intoned his version of what he thought his father always said: "Glory be unto the Faaaaaather, and unto the Sonnn, and into the hole he gooooes."

11. SCHOOL

A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm just wasting my time," she said to her mother. "I can't read, I can't write and they won't let me talk."

12. BIBLE

A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages. "Mama, look what I found," the boy called out. "What have you got there, dear?" With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered, "I think it's Adam's underwear."


bentfeather



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To: MoJo2001
Talofa and G'day to
Va'va'ai

Welcome, cousin, also known as Va'.


901 posted on 07/28/2005 3:44:00 PM PDT by Kathy in Alaska ((~ www.ProudPatriots.org ~ coming soon ~Operation Semper Fi ~a field hospital~)
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To: TASMANIANRED
Your 4 yr old is a insightful thinker.

That she is!

902 posted on 07/28/2005 3:45:38 PM PDT by I'm ALL Right!
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To: Lady Jag
Image hosted by Photobucket.comHEHEEE! VERY CUTE
903 posted on 07/28/2005 3:45:43 PM PDT by EsmeraldaA (That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger (NIETZSCHE))
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To: TASMANIANRED
You we're absoulutly correct Tas....

"The artichoke is an edible thistle, brought to California by Italians in the 1800's."

904 posted on 07/28/2005 3:49:20 PM PDT by AZamericonnie (I AM an AMERICAN not because I live in America but because America lives in me!~Ray Cornelius~)
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To: 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub; Kathy in Alaska; Fawnn; bentfeather; HiJinx; tomkow6; Radix; Spotsy; ...
Heart - All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You

905 posted on 07/28/2005 3:50:01 PM PDT by StarCMC (Old Sarge is my hero...doing it right in Iraq! Vaya con Dios, Sarge.)
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To: StarCMC
Thanks, Star!

But tomorrow it's Hi Ho, Hi Ho , it's off to work I go! TGIF!

906 posted on 07/28/2005 3:52:14 PM PDT by BIGLOOK (I once opposed keelhauling but recently have come to my senses.)
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To: AZamericonnie
edible

THAT is a matter of opinion!! LOL!

907 posted on 07/28/2005 3:52:49 PM PDT by StarCMC (Old Sarge is my hero...doing it right in Iraq! Vaya con Dios, Sarge.)
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To: Clemenza

908 posted on 07/28/2005 3:53:07 PM PDT by cbkaty (I may not always post...but I am always here......)
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To: BIGLOOK

LOL!!! Your work week STARTS on Friday??


909 posted on 07/28/2005 3:53:32 PM PDT by StarCMC (Old Sarge is my hero...doing it right in Iraq! Vaya con Dios, Sarge.)
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To: cbkaty; Clemenza

Merely a flesh wound!


910 posted on 07/28/2005 3:54:12 PM PDT by StarCMC (Old Sarge is my hero...doing it right in Iraq! Vaya con Dios, Sarge.)
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To: bentfeather
Image hosted by Photobucket.comYEAP! Image hosted by Photobucket.com
911 posted on 07/28/2005 3:54:55 PM PDT by EsmeraldaA (That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger (NIETZSCHE))
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To: SevenofNine
Guess who want kill herself if Dick Cheney plan run for presidency in 2008.....

HELEN Thomas accordig to Hill newspaper
Off yourself you Old hag

I heard this on the news and almost laughed myself off my chair!! VP Cheney, announce!!!

912 posted on 07/28/2005 3:56:03 PM PDT by Kathy in Alaska ((~ www.ProudPatriots.org ~ coming soon ~Operation Semper Fi ~a field hospital~)
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To: StarCMC
BLACK KNIGHT: I'm invincible!

ARTHUR: You're a loony.

913 posted on 07/28/2005 3:56:35 PM PDT by cbkaty (I may not always post...but I am always here......)
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To: MoJo2001

Hi to MoJo's Samoan cousins . . . my Maori cousins say Kia Ora . . . God only knows how many I have now . . . I've lost count . . . ;-)


914 posted on 07/28/2005 3:56:40 PM PDT by HopeandGlory (Hey, Liberals . . . PC died on 9/11 . . . GET USED TO IT!!!)
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To: StarCMC

What? You don't like artichokes! I'll take your share....next thing I know your gonna tell me you don't like brussell sprouts!:)


915 posted on 07/28/2005 3:57:31 PM PDT by AZamericonnie (I AM an AMERICAN not because I live in America but because America lives in me!~Ray Cornelius~)
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To: Lady Jag



;^)

916 posted on 07/28/2005 3:57:33 PM PDT by Zacs Mom (Proud wife of a Marine! ... and purveyor of "rampant, unedited dialogue")
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To: GodBlessUSA

That kitty catching the butterfly is hilarious!


917 posted on 07/28/2005 3:58:42 PM PDT by luvie (God bless America and God bless and protect our troops!!)
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To: LUV W

Yeah - poured alright! I think I had about an inch and a half in my rain gauge that day! My flowers loved it ~ but it isn't a lot fun to drive in!!


918 posted on 07/28/2005 3:59:03 PM PDT by Zacs Mom (Proud wife of a Marine! ... and purveyor of "rampant, unedited dialogue")
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To: cbkaty

We are the knights who say "Ni!"


Different scene...


"Bring our your dead!"
"I'm not dead yet!"
"Yes, but you'll be dead soon!"


He he he!!


919 posted on 07/28/2005 3:59:04 PM PDT by StarCMC (Old Sarge is my hero...doing it right in Iraq! Vaya con Dios, Sarge.)
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To: BIGLOOK
Aloha! Hawaii.

DING DING DING DING DING DING

6 bells, afternoon watch, and all is well.

920 posted on 07/28/2005 4:00:35 PM PDT by Kathy in Alaska ((~ www.ProudPatriots.org ~ coming soon ~Operation Semper Fi ~a field hospital~)
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