FReeper Canteen~What Makes You Laugh?~July 28, 2005~

July 27, 2005 | bentfeather

[Soaring Feather]

For the freedom you enjoyed yesterday...
Thank the Veterans who served in The United States Armed Forces.

Looking forward to tomorrow's freedom?
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Good morning TROOPS!!
What makes you laugh??
Post your funny cartoons, jokes, anything you enjoy!

This one always cracks me up!

You Might Be A Soldier If..

Silly cartoon characters??

What tickles your funny bone??
A good joke, funny cartoons, a practical joker?

Computer humor?

"Why We Love Kids"

I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!"

2. HONESTY

My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago."

3. OPINIONS

On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents."

4. KETCHUP

A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang, so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. "It's the minister, Mommy," the child said. Then she added, "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle."

5. MORE NUDITY

A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, "What's the matter, haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"

6. POLICE # 1

While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was interrupted by a little girl about 6 years old. Looking up and down at my uniform, she asked, "Are you a cop?" "Yes," I answered and continued writing the report. "My mother said if I ever needed help, I should ask the police. Is that right?" "Yes, that's right," I told her. "Well, then," she said as she extended her foot toward me, "would you please tie my shoe?"

7. POLICE # 2

It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking, and I saw a little boy staring in at me. "Is that a dog you got back there?" he asked. "It sure is," I replied. Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then towards the back of the van. Finally he said, "What'd he do?"

8. ELDERLY

While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. She was unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs. One day I found her staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, "The tooth fairy will never believe this!"

9. DRESS-UP

A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, "Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit." "And why not, darling?" "You know that it always gives you a headache the next morning."

10. DEATH

While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church, our minister heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt. Apparently his 5-year-old son and his playmates had found a dead robin. Feeling that proper burial should be performed, they had secured a small box and cotton batting, then dug a hole and made ready for the disposal of the deceased. The minister's son was chosen to say the appropriate prayers and with sonorous dignity intoned his version of what he thought his father always said: "Glory be unto the Faaaaaather, and unto the Sonnn, and into the hole he gooooes."

11. SCHOOL

A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm just wasting my time," she said to her mother. "I can't read, I can't write and they won't let me talk."

12. BIBLE

A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages. "Mama, look what I found," the boy called out. "What have you got there, dear?" With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered, "I think it's Adam's underwear."

bentfeather

[luvie]

Well, it's been cloudy over here in Odessa, too (which is where I live), but I just saw the sun peek out. I don't want it to get hot again! Nooooooooooo!

It's still only 75* by my little thermometer outside my kitchen window. I have the doors and windows open and NO AC!! Woo-hoo!

I know y'all got rain the other day (Tuesday)--'cause I drove home in it! It hit you over there first then got here at about midnight....while I was still FReepin'!

[SevenofNine]

Breaking news off SKY news alert report that dude behind July 21 bombing on the bus in the UK was busteddd Zambia
Also another report off Interfax wire apprently that shooting shot and wounded that Russia kid turn out be Arab descent terrorists that try some crap at that Turkey resort

And no resolution on that RUssia deserter who still in tank he still want cell phone and vodka according to Tass news wire

Guess who want kill herself if Dick Cheney plan run for presidency in 2008

HELEN Thomas accordig to Hill newspaper
Off yourself you Old hag

[MoJo2001]

Howdy everyone!!

This evening has seen a flood of activity in MoJo's house.

All the cousins and the boys have been gone doing stuff.
They returned and the neighbors have all been over to introduce themselves.

They have started figuring out what's wrong with our vehicles.

So? Tomorrow our truck will be fixed by one of the mechanics up the street at his shop. I wanted an estimate and he told me *no*.  I don't want him doing it for nothing, but he insists this is his way to pay back a debt for my hubby serving. Before MoJo could get misty eyed and embarrass herself, Keifi threw Timmy in the air and pretended to almost drop him. Which he almost did. So? Naturally, I was ready to fight with Keifi. I knew that's why he did it, but I'm just astounded by the generosity.

The car is leaking coolant. The neighbor and another guy are fixing it right now. The payment for that? Kimo and Fatu are buying them a nice supply of beer for the weekend.

The generosity is more than I can put into words.

When I get the mechanic's business name, I'm going to post it for those servicemembers and their families who may need one. This man's generosity is more than I can describe.

Oh! Mali and the guys are hitting it off great. Mags and Simon have something in common..they both love soccer. So? They're chatting about their fave teams. Mags is also really relaxed and looking good. WooHoo!! It's now the Aussies versus the Kiwis. Simon, hotstreak, Timmy, and I could care less. After all, hotstreak, MoJo, and Timmy are the best thing to be...AMERICAN!! Hehehe!

[luvie]

Red sails in the sunset, Tonkin. Beautiful. I have always wanted to go somewhere on a sailing vessel! Thank you.

[luvie]

Thanks for the update on the Russian in the tank! Where is the 7-11 when you need it. He didn't have to be such a drama queen just to get a snort! LOL!

Helen Thomas---you have looked dead for years, why wait!!! LOL!

[StarCMC]

Thanks for the update Mojo!!! Tell Mags and Mali howdy - and all the cousins too! Sheesh - I cannot even begin to imagine the noize level! LOL

How AWESOME of the neighbors to take care of your car and truck. But, let me tell you, coming from someone who hasn't served, I understand what he's doing!! Let him - you're giving him a blessing!! *HUGS!*

[Soaring Feather]

Cute fishy.

[luvie]

Tell that mechanic

That was sweet of him. And thank you and Sailor (and the kids) for being a military family!!

[Kathy in Alaska]

Talofa and G'day to
Simon and Keifi and Matty and Kimo and Fatu and #6!!

Welcome, cousins!

[AZamericonnie]

but he insists this is his way to pay back a debt for my hubby serving. Before MoJo could get misty eyed...

I just did it for ya! God bless this man. He is serving in his own way.

[Soaring Feather]

Busy, busy, MOJO. Good to hear from you. HUGS

[MoJo2001]

LOL!! I forgot to mention Va'va'ai. (He was named after one of the Uncles..lucky him, huh? LOL!)
Oops! Va' is so quiet and really sweet. He's in here with is computer chatting with a *girl that is his friend, but not his girlfriend* Got that!! Va' is also an Aussie.

He's not bothered that he wasn't mentioned.

Sorry Va'!!

[MoJo2001]

is should be *his* laptop

[Soaring Feather]

LOL --You're a nut.

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Golden Earring - Twilight Zone

AWESOME!

[Soaring Feather]

Tom, 900 club coming up, are you in??

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Oh what the hay!!!!


MINE

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Oh what the hay!!!!


MINE

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MINE

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