Okay... did I miss anything? Feel free to suggest more.
1 posted on
07/26/2005 6:02:10 PM PDT by
neverhome
To: neverhome
Okay... did I miss anything?Yeah - thou shalt not abuse the Activism sidebar
2 posted on
07/26/2005 6:04:06 PM PDT by
TomServo
("Hey, it's helmet day at NASA!")
To: neverhome
Have you considered putting this on T-Shirts, front and back, I think it would be a winner.
To: neverhome
5 posted on
07/26/2005 6:07:00 PM PDT by
randog
(What the....?!)
To: neverhome
Is there a story buried in these lines somewhere?
6 posted on
07/26/2005 6:07:10 PM PDT by
Jackknife
(No man is entitled to the blessings of freedom unless he be vigilant in its preservation.-MacArthur)
To: neverhome
Thou shalt smoke thy Marlboro when and wherest thou wisheth.
7 posted on
07/26/2005 6:09:12 PM PDT by
randog
(What the....?!)
To: neverhome
Thou shalt not buy an electric car, for it is uncool.This one is just nonsense. Concepts of "cool" and "uncool" are purely speculative. What is "cool" to me might be "uncool" to someone else, and what is "cool" to someone else might be "uncool" to me. Who's to say what is or isn't "cool"?
To: neverhome
OK, I admit I broke #18(# Thou shalt not eat "veggie burgers," for they art unclean.). But, it was only one, it was the only thing being offered that remotely looked like food, and I thought I could trust people wearing cowboy hats. Stupid Portland theme dinners.
12 posted on
07/26/2005 6:15:57 PM PDT by
crazyhorse691
( Heaven on Earth is where the nearest Starbucks is 60 miles away.)
To: neverhome
2x. IF THOU ART EMPLOYED BY HOMO LIBERAL DEMORAT PUKES AS A CONSULTANT, THOU SHALT CHARGE THEM 25% MORE THAN THY CONSERVATIVE REPUBLICAN COMPATRIOTS, WHILST KEEPING THY MOUTH SHUT DURING THEIR TAUNTING, LUNATIC RAVINGS
To: neverhome
I'll go with the original Ten. They are fewer to remember and they are more likely to keep you conservative.
15 posted on
07/26/2005 6:19:42 PM PDT by
bejaykay
To: neverhome
Thou shalt not question Pukin Dog's sources, lest he stop sharing.
17 posted on
07/26/2005 6:23:10 PM PDT by
Pukin Dog
(Sans Reproache)
To: neverhome
2X. If Thouest Dost Perchance Happen to be Imbibing in a Beacon Hill Tavern Frequented by the "Most Honorable" Ted Kennedy or John Kerry, it Doth Be Thine Divine Honor Bound Duty to Invite the Subject of Oldsmobiles or Swift Boats.
To: neverhome
Thou shalt hide the Guinness in the garage, using only the cheap beer for guests.
25 posted on
07/26/2005 6:31:26 PM PDT by
Pukin Dog
(Sans Reproache)
To: neverhome
Thou shalt not stune thy neighbor's beiber.
26 posted on
07/26/2005 6:35:05 PM PDT by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum.)
To: neverhome
Personally, I would substitute Chinese Crested for Chihuahua.
Now that is one dog that doesn't deserve to live. LOL
30 posted on
07/26/2005 6:45:24 PM PDT by
mollynme
(cogito, ergo freepum)
To: neverhome
4. Thou shalt not blaspheme against Microsoft... You can't blaspheme an obscenity.
18. Thou shalt not eat "veggie burgers," for they art unclean.
LOL! Sooooo true!
35 posted on
07/26/2005 7:12:19 PM PDT by
Prime Choice
(Thanks to the Leftists, yesterday's deviants are today's "alternate lifestyles.")
To: neverhome
You forgot to include Wal-Mart in number 4.
To: neverhome
Thou shalt pray everyday for Christ to send His ARMy to restore the Earth to its Edenic state, making it ready for Christ to make his triumphant return, and rule and reign in peace and righteousness forever.
To: neverhome
Thou shalt not blaspheme against Microsoft or Haliburton. With exceptions, including starting your own company to compete.
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