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Commandments for Politically Incorrect Living
Vanity Post ^ | 07/26/05 | Alan Burkhart

Posted on 07/26/2005 6:02:09 PM PDT by neverhome

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Okay... did I miss anything? Feel free to suggest more.
1 posted on 07/26/2005 6:02:10 PM PDT by neverhome
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To: neverhome
Okay... did I miss anything?

Yeah - thou shalt not abuse the Activism sidebar

2 posted on 07/26/2005 6:04:06 PM PDT by TomServo ("Hey, it's helmet day at NASA!")
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To: TomServo

Oops

I thought I posted it under political humor. How did it end up here?

I'm a bit new to F/R so don't be quite so quick to crucify me.


3 posted on 07/26/2005 6:06:37 PM PDT by neverhome (If Michael Jackson eats a fruitcake... izzit cannilbalism???)
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To: neverhome

Have you considered putting this on T-Shirts, front and back, I think it would be a winner.


4 posted on 07/26/2005 6:06:38 PM PDT by Rumplemeyer
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To: neverhome

LOL! Instant classic!


5 posted on 07/26/2005 6:07:00 PM PDT by randog (What the....?!)
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To: neverhome

Is there a story buried in these lines somewhere?


6 posted on 07/26/2005 6:07:10 PM PDT by Jackknife (No man is entitled to the blessings of freedom unless he be vigilant in its preservation.-MacArthur)
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To: neverhome

Thou shalt smoke thy Marlboro when and wherest thou wisheth.


7 posted on 07/26/2005 6:09:12 PM PDT by randog (What the....?!)
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To: Jackknife
Is there a story buried in these lines somewhere?

Yep... I was really bored.
8 posted on 07/26/2005 6:10:14 PM PDT by neverhome (If Michael Jackson eats a fruitcake... izzit cannilbalism???)
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To: neverhome
Thou shalt not buy an electric car, for it is uncool.

This one is just nonsense. Concepts of "cool" and "uncool" are purely speculative. What is "cool" to me might be "uncool" to someone else, and what is "cool" to someone else might be "uncool" to me. Who's to say what is or isn't "cool"?

9 posted on 07/26/2005 6:12:55 PM PDT by judgeandjury
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To: randog
Thou shalt smoke thy Marlboro when and wherest thou wisheth.

Yep, that one gets added. If I can get up to about 40 or 50 goods ones I'll post'em somewhere.
10 posted on 07/26/2005 6:13:01 PM PDT by neverhome (If Michael Jackson eats a fruitcake... izzit cannilbalism???)
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To: neverhome
Yep... I was really bored

Heh Heh Heh ...... sorry .... just bustin yer chops a little. Welcome to FR!

11 posted on 07/26/2005 6:13:18 PM PDT by Jackknife (No man is entitled to the blessings of freedom unless he be vigilant in its preservation.-MacArthur)
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To: neverhome
OK, I admit I broke #18(# Thou shalt not eat "veggie burgers," for they art unclean.). But, it was only one, it was the only thing being offered that remotely looked like food, and I thought I could trust people wearing cowboy hats. Stupid Portland theme dinners.
12 posted on 07/26/2005 6:15:57 PM PDT by crazyhorse691 ( Heaven on Earth is where the nearest Starbucks is 60 miles away.)
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To: judgeandjury
Concepts of "cool" and "uncool" are purely speculative.

Certain amount of truth here. I regard 400 hp as rather cool. When electric karz can keep up with a '68 Charger RT, then they will enter the realm of "Cool."
13 posted on 07/26/2005 6:16:08 PM PDT by neverhome (If Michael Jackson eats a fruitcake... izzit cannilbalism???)
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To: neverhome

2x. IF THOU ART EMPLOYED BY HOMO LIBERAL DEMORAT PUKES AS A CONSULTANT, THOU SHALT CHARGE THEM 25% MORE THAN THY CONSERVATIVE REPUBLICAN COMPATRIOTS, WHILST KEEPING THY MOUTH SHUT DURING THEIR TAUNTING, LUNATIC RAVINGS


14 posted on 07/26/2005 6:17:45 PM PDT by benjaminjjones
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To: neverhome

I'll go with the original Ten. They are fewer to remember and they are more likely to keep you conservative.


15 posted on 07/26/2005 6:19:42 PM PDT by bejaykay
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To: judgeandjury
Who's to say what is or isn't "cool"?

The guy that owns the list.

16 posted on 07/26/2005 6:19:47 PM PDT by randog (What the....?!)
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To: neverhome
Thou shalt not question Pukin Dog's sources, lest he stop sharing.
17 posted on 07/26/2005 6:23:10 PM PDT by Pukin Dog (Sans Reproache)
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To: crazyhorse691

Well, shucks...
Okay, you're forgiven :p


18 posted on 07/26/2005 6:24:23 PM PDT by neverhome (If Michael Jackson eats a fruitcake... izzit cannilbalism???)
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To: judgeandjury
Electric cars are NOT cool. Big Hummers and Titan pickups(bought mine today) are cool.

I burn more gas than anyone in San Diego county. Deal with it, liberals!
19 posted on 07/26/2005 6:25:13 PM PDT by Pukin Dog (Sans Reproache)
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To: crazyhorse691

You were deceived, it doesn't count.

Has do be done with fore knowledge.


20 posted on 07/26/2005 6:26:31 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (Democrats haven't had a new idea since Karl Marx.)
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