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Darwin Award nominee...
1 posted on 07/15/2005 7:38:30 AM PDT by 3AngelaD
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To: 3AngelaD

Never take a garden hose nozzle to a gun fight.


2 posted on 07/15/2005 7:40:13 AM PDT by EggsAckley
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Don't bring a garden hose nozzle to a gunfight.


3 posted on 07/15/2005 7:40:35 AM PDT by Frank_2001
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What a hose-head! Yeah, this has Darwin Award sprayed all over it...


4 posted on 07/15/2005 7:41:24 AM PDT by wazoo1031
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To: 3AngelaD

Like my Dad always told me, never bring a garden hose nozzle to a gun fight.


6 posted on 07/15/2005 7:41:59 AM PDT by CrazyJoeDivola
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while attempting to rob a downtown Windsor liquor store with a garden hose nozzle

Hopefully he at least used the kind that looks slightly like a gun, and not the kind with the big spout and all the little holes that is used for watering plants.

7 posted on 07/15/2005 7:42:03 AM PDT by Rodney King (No, we can't all just get along.)
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To: 3AngelaD

Not just nominee, but the winner IMHO.


8 posted on 07/15/2005 7:42:24 AM PDT by nuke rocketeer
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The only thing more dangerous than pointing a gun at an armed person, is pointing a fake gun at an armed person.
9 posted on 07/15/2005 7:42:52 AM PDT by LIConFem (A fronte praecipitium, a tergo lupi.)
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To: 3AngelaD

I've read that sometimes people who shoot at an attacker end up shooting the attackers hand/weapon, rather than the attacker's center of mass (?) I wonder if that happened here, and if so, did it happen because the store owner failed to focus on the front sight.


11 posted on 07/15/2005 7:43:57 AM PDT by rudy45
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"The chief said the investigation is now centering on a motive for the robbery

Uh, he wanted the money?

13 posted on 07/15/2005 7:44:47 AM PDT by Eagles6 (Dig deeper, more ammo.)
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The chief said the investigation is now centering on a motive for the robbery.

Eh? The motive? Let me take a wild guess: for the money?

14 posted on 07/15/2005 7:45:50 AM PDT by prion (Yes, as a matter of fact, I AM the spelling police)
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The moron got what he deserved.


16 posted on 07/15/2005 7:47:00 AM PDT by EagleUSA (W)
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I'm surprised they didn't call him a "victim."

The MSM usually does call perps "victims" when the 2nd Amendment is instrumental in their demise.

17 posted on 07/15/2005 7:47:02 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (Drug prohibition laws spawned the runaway federal health care monopoly and fund terrorism.)
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who reportedly was acting in self-defense.

Who's the perpetrator and who's the victim? Sheesh.

18 posted on 07/15/2005 7:50:02 AM PDT by anonymous_user (You gotta be passionate about something. I guess.)
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To: 3AngelaD

The trash has been taken out.


19 posted on 07/15/2005 7:50:10 AM PDT by Trajan88 (www.bullittclub.com)
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The bullet from Trauernicht’ gun struck the inside of the garden hose nozzle, exited the top of the nozzle and struck Wies in the head, Michaels said.

Nice shot.

20 posted on 07/15/2005 7:51:00 AM PDT by CaptRon (Pedecaris alive or Raisuli dead)
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The incident began late Friday when Wies entered Corner Liquors holding a garden hose nozzle...

Now, if the place were called Wicked Witch of the West Liquors, I could see the need for the hose.

That's one less scumbag we need to worry about.

21 posted on 07/15/2005 7:51:02 AM PDT by Living Free in NH
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Update: Nozzle man dies.


23 posted on 07/15/2005 7:54:50 AM PDT by csvset
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"Michaels said Trauernicht faced Wies and fired one shot. The bullet from Trauernicht’ gun struck the inside of the garden hose nozzle, exited the top of the nozzle and struck Wies in the head, Michaels said."

when asked about the miracle shot,Trauernicht said "I tried to do that" ;-)

24 posted on 07/15/2005 7:57:04 AM PDT by Minnesoootan
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He is hosed now!


30 posted on 07/15/2005 8:01:41 AM PDT by Nov3 ("This is the best election night in history." --DNC chair Terry McAuliffe Nov. 2,2004 8p.m.)
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To: 3AngelaD

Life sucks when your stupid.


31 posted on 07/15/2005 8:03:35 AM PDT by zek157
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