Got the idea while "eating a soy-turkey sandwich and reading a book about cannibalism?" WTF?
How does he know it tastes like human flesh?
Maybe people who find hufu to their liking will graduate to the real thing.
Even Peta probably approves of this.
To: NewHampshireDuo
More "Ivy League" brain rot.
2 posted on
07/04/2005 7:17:40 AM PDT by
zzen01
To: NewHampshireDuo
As if tofu wasn't sufficiently disgusting already...
3 posted on
07/04/2005 7:17:57 AM PDT by
Spktyr
(Overwhelmingly superior firepower and the willingness to use it is the only proven peace solution.)
To: NewHampshireDuo
If he can make tofu taste like anything but mayonaise jello strained through a dirty sweat sock he has a great future ahead of him.
SO9
To: NewHampshireDuo
Finally, a low-cholesterol alternative to long pig.
7 posted on
07/04/2005 7:21:24 AM PDT by
Wormwood
(Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!)
To: NewHampshireDuo
"Hufu," a tofu product that's flavored to taste like human flesh. I wonder if they can make a "Rockefeller" flavored version; it should sell like hotcakes in places like New Guinea. ;-)
To: NewHampshireDuo
I suppose human flesh tastes like chicken, but as a vegitarian how would he know what chicken tastes like?
To: NewHampshireDuo
Even better...how would you like to be this kid's roomate???
I betcha he sleeps lightly....
NeverGore :^)
11 posted on
07/04/2005 7:24:28 AM PDT by
nevergore
(“It could be that the purpose of my life is simply to serve as a warning to others.”)
To: NewHampshireDuo
"Hufu," a tofu product that's flavored to taste like human flesh.Tofu is like a bean jello. It doesn't even sound tasty to me to begin with. I'll take a pass on this plate!!!
Two homos were busted for "consensual cannibalism" they found on the net. I suppose this product would go over big in the gay community, aye? He should make California his target group.
To: NewHampshireDuo
Tofu has almost no flavor, so what he's really inventing is human flavored sauce.
I'm trying to picture the label on the bottle. I have made lots of beer labels. I suppose I could get started on a "Man Sauce" label.
Rod Serling would have at least a couple of good shows from this. Hmm... Serving Man Sauce anyone?
13 posted on
07/04/2005 7:29:00 AM PDT by
Poser
(Joining Belly Girl in the Pajamahadeen)
To: NewHampshireDuo
How does he know it tastes like human flesh?He probably just flavors it like chicken. EVERYTHING tastes like chicken.
;-)
14 posted on
07/04/2005 7:30:09 AM PDT by
Behind Liberal Lines
("I say we take off, nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."--S. Townsley on Ithaca)
To: NewHampshireDuo
"Hufu" - fava bean curd. Serve with a nice chianti.
16 posted on
07/04/2005 7:33:44 AM PDT by
Alouette
(The only thing learned from history is that nobody ever learns from history.)
To: NewHampshireDuo
"Soon they'll be breeding us like cattle!!"
19 posted on
07/04/2005 7:36:55 AM PDT by
RandallFlagg
(Roll your own cigarettes! You'll save $$$ and smoke less!(Magnetic bumper stickers-click my name)
To: NewHampshireDuo
This is 'Ed Gein' disgusting. A trip to the woodshed is in order.
23 posted on
07/04/2005 7:38:14 AM PDT by
so_real
("The Congress of the United States recommends and approves the Holy Bible for use in all schools.")
To: NewHampshireDuo
My God, even "Soylent Green" wasn't supposed to taste like humans. It tasted like chicken. Or was it frog?
26 posted on
07/04/2005 7:41:01 AM PDT by
wildbill
To: NewHampshireDuo
Nuckols says he got the idea for hufu while eating a soy-turkey sandwich and reading a book about cannibalism. Question: if meat is so repulsive to these vegetarians, then why are there so many veggie substitutes for meat (veggie burgers, hot dogs, turkey, bacon, spare ribs, etc.)?
This kid is one sick little animal.
28 posted on
07/04/2005 7:55:07 AM PDT by
GenXFreedomFighter
(We smirked our way back for a second term!)
To: NewHampshireDuo
It gives new meaning to the question, "I wonder what's eating him?".
No, make the question, "I wonder who's eating him?".
30 posted on
07/04/2005 8:18:28 AM PDT by
punster
To: NewHampshireDuo
Ye gods.
How do they know what human flesh tastes like?
Who buys this stuff?
I hate the Internet.
32 posted on
07/04/2005 8:52:42 AM PDT by
dinodino
To: NewHampshireDuo
Even Peta probably approves of this. The "socially responsible" cannibal.
To: NewHampshireDuo
The fact that he's doing a land office business in "Hufu" grosses out more than the "Hufu" itself. Is it Halloween 365 days a year up there at Dartmouth?
36 posted on
07/04/2005 9:00:08 AM PDT by
HiTech RedNeck
(No wonder the Southern Baptist Church threw Greer out: Only one god per church! [Ann Coulter])
To: NewHampshireDuo
This is a hoot. A perfect parody if you ask me.
Mind you I'm not into cannibalism ;-)
38 posted on
07/04/2005 10:37:44 AM PDT by
festus
(The constitution may be flawed but its a whole lot better than what we have now.)
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