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Student takes tofu to creepy new level
Nashua (NH) Telegraph ^
| 4 July, 2005
| AP
Posted on 07/04/2005 7:14:56 AM PDT by NewHampshireDuo
A Dartmouth business student is getting a lot of attention for a macabre new food product.
Tuck Business School student Mark Nuckols said he's doing a brisk business for "Hufu," a tofu product that's flavored to taste like human flesh. Nuckols says he got the idea for hufu while eating a soy-turkey sandwich and reading a book about cannibalism.
TOPICS: Culture/Society; US: New Hampshire
KEYWORDS: cannibalism; tofu
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Got the idea while "eating a soy-turkey sandwich and reading a book about cannibalism?" WTF?
How does he know it tastes like human flesh?
Maybe people who find hufu to their liking will graduate to the real thing.
Even Peta probably approves of this.
To: NewHampshireDuo
More "Ivy League" brain rot.
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posted on
07/04/2005 7:17:40 AM PDT
by
zzen01
To: NewHampshireDuo
As if tofu wasn't sufficiently disgusting already...
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posted on
07/04/2005 7:17:57 AM PDT
by
Spktyr
(Overwhelmingly superior firepower and the willingness to use it is the only proven peace solution.)
To: Spktyr
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posted on
07/04/2005 7:18:50 AM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(I zot trolls for fun and profit.)
To: NewHampshireDuo
If he can make tofu taste like anything but mayonaise jello strained through a dirty sweat sock he has a great future ahead of him.
SO9
To: Servant of the 9
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posted on
07/04/2005 7:20:41 AM PDT
by
ecomcon
To: NewHampshireDuo
Finally, a low-cholesterol alternative to long pig.
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posted on
07/04/2005 7:21:24 AM PDT
by
Wormwood
(Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!)
To: cripplecreek
To: NewHampshireDuo
"Hufu," a tofu product that's flavored to taste like human flesh. I wonder if they can make a "Rockefeller" flavored version; it should sell like hotcakes in places like New Guinea. ;-)
To: NewHampshireDuo
I suppose human flesh tastes like chicken, but as a vegitarian how would he know what chicken tastes like?
To: NewHampshireDuo
Even better...how would you like to be this kid's roomate???
I betcha he sleeps lightly....
NeverGore :^)
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posted on
07/04/2005 7:24:28 AM PDT
by
nevergore
(“It could be that the purpose of my life is simply to serve as a warning to others.”)
To: NewHampshireDuo
"Hufu," a tofu product that's flavored to taste like human flesh.Tofu is like a bean jello. It doesn't even sound tasty to me to begin with. I'll take a pass on this plate!!!
Two homos were busted for "consensual cannibalism" they found on the net. I suppose this product would go over big in the gay community, aye? He should make California his target group.
To: NewHampshireDuo
Tofu has almost no flavor, so what he's really inventing is human flavored sauce.
I'm trying to picture the label on the bottle. I have made lots of beer labels. I suppose I could get started on a "Man Sauce" label.
Rod Serling would have at least a couple of good shows from this. Hmm... Serving Man Sauce anyone?
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posted on
07/04/2005 7:29:00 AM PDT
by
Poser
(Joining Belly Girl in the Pajamahadeen)
To: NewHampshireDuo
How does he know it tastes like human flesh?He probably just flavors it like chicken. EVERYTHING tastes like chicken.
;-)
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posted on
07/04/2005 7:30:09 AM PDT
by
Behind Liberal Lines
("I say we take off, nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."--S. Townsley on Ithaca)
To: Poser
I suppose I could get started on a "Man Sauce" label. That sounds really...really...gay.
;-)
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posted on
07/04/2005 7:31:08 AM PDT
by
Behind Liberal Lines
("I say we take off, nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."--S. Townsley on Ithaca)
To: NewHampshireDuo
"Hufu" - fava bean curd. Serve with a nice chianti.
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posted on
07/04/2005 7:33:44 AM PDT
by
Alouette
(The only thing learned from history is that nobody ever learns from history.)
To: Poser
Remember the episode, "How to Serve Man"? Classic.
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posted on
07/04/2005 7:35:10 AM PDT
by
ChildOfThe60s
(If you can remember the 60s......you weren't really there.)
To: Behind Liberal Lines
I suppose I could get started on a "Man Sauce" label. That sounds really...really...gay. "Man Sauce" would, of course, have to be dispensed from a tube.
To: NewHampshireDuo
"Soon they'll be breeding us like cattle!!"
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posted on
07/04/2005 7:36:55 AM PDT
by
RandallFlagg
(Roll your own cigarettes! You'll save $$$ and smoke less!(Magnetic bumper stickers-click my name)
To: Behind Liberal Lines
He probably just flavors it like chicken. EVERYTHING tastes like chicken. I once read something by a lady who'd been in Leningrad during the nazi siege in WWII. Her mother had brought home some "pork" that she'd managed to buy on the black market. Apparently they each took one bite before realizing what they were eating.
She said it tasted rather like pork roast, only sweeter....
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posted on
07/04/2005 7:36:55 AM PDT
by
r9etb
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