Nah, too easy.
Damn. There goes Ipswich fried clams this summer.
Ruh Roh! I am going to get my clams tomorrow.
Clearly caused by global warming due to greenhouse gases escaping through the hole in the ozone layer caused by aerosols and fossil fuel burning by non-sustainable development and the over-exploitation of the world's resouces by the United States.
Translation: it's all George Bush's fault ;-)
PS: did I leave out any cliches?
Down here ijn Southern Maryland we dont have to worry about a red tide dessimating the shellfish beds, They are already dead. For years the oyster beds have provided less and less of the Bay oysters while the govt. has done practically nothing about it. Where once 1900 oyster licenses were issued in the county 9 were sold last year and even those guys could hardly make it. No one seems to be able to find out why the oysters die just when they are about to become large enough to harvest, but die they do. Aty one time they thought of introducing an oriental oyster that seems able to survive, but then they said it may take over the beds and kill the local oyster. Well have no fear of that , the local oyster is already dead.
Odd. Why does the red tide spread south, from colder waters to warmer waters, when we are in a warming season -- and when the currents south of the Cape are from south(west) to north(east)?
I thought the headline was a metaphor for Northeastern liberalism.
I thought they were talking about the migration of Taxachusetts Socialists to warmer climates.
Oh. Thank goodness. I thought the Kennedy clan was coming to town!
Oh man, I though it was an article about how lib Dems were marching through Pa into Dixie.