Michael Jackson Rushed To The Hospital.

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[ConservativeMan55]

Jacko Has Another Hospital Visit Friday, June 03, 2005 SANTA MARIA, Calif. — After sitting through a day of closing arguments in his child-molestation trail, Michael Jackson (search) was taken to the hospital for flu-like symptoms, sources told FOXNews.com.

[MeekOneGOP]

I'll take the latter, thanks.

Whoops, am I tacky today or what? :)

You may be right. He is a real coward.

[BlueMondaySkipper]

He's a vegetarian.

I think you better read that post again. I think it refers to his reduced intake of meat, as in cocktail weiners.

...or it could be that my mind is in the gutter (better there than out in the street where it could get run over)

[ConservativeMan55]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I get it now. :)

[ConservativeMan55]

bttt

[dearolddad]

Upset stomach; perhaps he ate a bad weenie!

[Lucky2]

I keep hoping for a Barbara Walters interview with Jacko in an orange jump suit but juries in California normally do not put away guilty pop stars. I think Michael is both hurt and angry because he just doesn't realize that he did anything wrong. Most child molesters don't! This is probably why he's checked back into the hospital!

[conservativeammom]

Wow...that prison flu can hit at a moments notice....especially during opening arguments, closing arguments, and everything in between. It seems the only cure for prison flu is being found not guilty. I hope Michael Jackson has a perpetual case of prison flu..;0)

[mikrofon]

Probably more like "about-to-fly"-like symptoms...

[DarthVader]

He looks like the Abominable Dr. Phibes.

[i_dont_chat]

I ask you, "Would any young boy get into a bed with THIS man?"

No.

MJ had to turn himself into a "Peter Pan" so he could molest young boys. Simple as that!

[Happy2BMe]

Will Elizabeth Taylor visit him in prison?

[maggief]

[HungarianGypsy]

The whole progression of him turning into a freak is sad. I saw one of his old interviews or accepting an award looooong ago. He seemed a sweetm cute guy way back, It's sad to see potential wasted.

[MeekOneGOP]

hehe! Maybe. :)

[FreeAtlanta]

Maybe he doesn't have enough protein in his diet.

Protein or Pre-teen? - sorry, this stuff is really too sick to joke about, but that was difficult to resist.

[NotJustAnotherPrettyFace]

That picture makes all four of those people look like the dummies in the Wax Museum!

[Trillian]

Hahah.. what clin ton says is hilarious.

[Liz]

Hehehe.....cute photoshopping.

They'll have to put him in solitary to protect him from the curiosity he'll encounter.

[MeekOneGOP]

hehe!

I hope they put him in the general population.

Mikey, meet Bubba. Bubba, here's Mikey. :)

[nmh]

In prison he could have PLENTY of big ones.

Imagine how te big boys will treat old wacko!