Posted on 06/02/2005 2:18:53 PM PDT by Rebelbase
In closing arguments at the end of a bitter four-month trial that could send Jackson to prison, Deputy District Attorney Ron Zonen played the "Vaseline" card!
During his closing presentation, Zonen showed pictures of Jackson's bedroom and bathroom taken during a raid on Neverland in '03.
Zonen pointed out the location of sex magazines and, at one point, mentioned that you could see a container of Vaseline in one picture!
Lead prosecutor Tom Sneddon, who, oddly, did not deliver closing arguments, had hoped to present a shocking story of Vaseline and alleged sex abuse during the evidence phase of the trial.
In a bombshell motion filed in closed court, and rejected by the judge, Sneddon claimed to have obtained testimony from a former another Neverland security guard.
"Jackson called Abdool and asked him to go to Jackson's car and get a jar of Vaseline from the center console of the vehicle and bring it to his bedroom...
"Chacon and Abdool opened the unlocked door of the black SUV, retrieved the Vaseline and headed for Jackson's bedroom. When Jackson opened the door to his bedroom, Jackson was wearing only his pajama bottoms, appeared sweaty, aroused and Abdool observed Jackson to have an erection under his pajama bottoms. There was a young boy, who he believed was Jordie, in the bedroom with Mr. Jackson."
"Chandler was observed arriving with Jackson in Jackson's SUV. Chandler is in Jackson's bedroom when Abdool was requested to obtain the Vaseline and bring it to Jackson."
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'Scuse me...while...I....
HHHUUUUUUUURL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I fear he will get off and he fears he will not. The prosecuters sounded strong today. hope the jury nails him.
ditto!
OMG you are bad
BAD FR BAD LOLOLOL!!!
OH MAN I betting that Jacko would fled to France or some other country maybe Roomie with Roman Polskari
It normally comes in small white cans. Sounds familiar
Kalifoornya IS the land of fruits and nuts.
You're going to need to grease a few palms around here if you want us to let you slide with that kind of thievery. I hope the Pun Cops send a few petrolmen out your way to prevent further siezing. I suppose imitation is a form of flattery, but I don't need that kind of buttering up and I'm slick enough to see through that sort of thing.
Some pretty fuelish things were introduced oily on in the trial, but diesel be taken much more seriously and may throw Jackson's defenders for lube and have them vasel-ating over their earlier remarks. Anyways, oils well that ends well.
Now You know where the stuff in the little cans and jars comes from!
The 55 gallon barrel shot is only enhanced, so the label is clear enough to read, but I did not alter the content in any way.
OOPs, We are running off topic again!
Oh, KY are you subjecting us to all these degrease of pain? Let's face it - puns such as these are a bottomless pit, and anyone who'll venture into that crevasse'll lean toward even worse things.
LOL! I wonder how many will not get the Vaseline thingie?
It's a problem I've had for a long time and I've never been able to solvent. I'm always being told to pipe down, but by this point it's a routine drill. I try to change on regular basis but it usually leaves me feeling drained and trapped for a while. I find your criticism to be downright mean and viscous. If you don't like my puns you can take me to quart.
I hope there are no more in the pipeline.
Valdez is a nice turn of events. Iraq up a few good puns, and you'd think Iran around in the Qatar. Well, well, well. There's a fine Saudi ya do. Not a good Oman, I tell you.
As a boxer Sneddon knows vaseline is approved:
Rule Clarification Regarding Use of Vaseline
USA BOXING NOTICE #2003-17
MEMORANDUM
DATE: June 3, 2003
TO: Board of Governors
Board of Directors
Technical Committee
FROM: Eric J. Parthen, Executive Director
SUBJECT: Rule Clarification Regarding Use of Vaseline
At the AIBA Congress in November, 2002 in Cairo, Egypt, the following was approved:
"The use of pure Vaseline rubbed into the forehead and eyebrow to prevent an injury is permitted."
As many coaches feel that Vaseline is needed on the cheekbones under the eyes to prevent cuts, around the chin area, etc., the question was posed to AIBA by USA Boxing as to whether or not Vaseline could be used on other parts of the face. AIBA has replied as follows:
"The use of a thin coat of pure Vaseline is permitted in the facial area."
If you have any questions, please do not hesitate to contact our office.
http://www.usaboxing.org/582.htm
When Sneddon brings in the whipped cream you can worry!!
Try not to let your emotions Raceway with you, SB, it's not like I put a Exxon you or something. You can still Shell out all the puns you think meet a minimum Standard.
Ever cat I ever knew loved Vaseline! Actually, it's good for them; it prevents hairballs! If you look at the list of ingredients in anti-hairball medications for cats, they contain mostly petroleum jelly. So maybe you should let kitty have as much as he wants! :-)
Tanks a lot for those remarks. Even though they weren't Syrias, they did sheikh things up around here. These threads tend to become a platform for puns and a catalyst for more nonsense; I tend to view them as Amir diversion, but I won't cast AsPersians on those who think otherwise.
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