Oh, KY are you subjecting us to all these degrease of pain? Let's face it - puns such as these are a bottomless pit, and anyone who'll venture into that crevasse'll lean toward even worse things.
It's a problem I've had for a long time and I've never been able to solvent. I'm always being told to pipe down, but by this point it's a routine drill. I try to change on regular basis but it usually leaves me feeling drained and trapped for a while. I find your criticism to be downright mean and viscous. If you don't like my puns you can take me to quart.
I hope there are no more in the pipeline.