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D.A. PLAYS 'VASELINE' CARD IN JACKO FINALE
Drudge ^ | 6/2/05 | Drudge

Posted on 06/02/2005 2:18:53 PM PDT by Rebelbase

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To: Rebelbase

'Scuse me...while...I....

HHHUUUUUUUURL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


81 posted on 06/02/2005 4:13:25 PM PDT by hoagy62 (Revolution is now the ONLY option.)
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To: umgud
I can't find where I read it...but I just read it today:

The guy who delivered the slicker-upper handed it to a sweaty, aroused michaeljackson with a young boy in the room behind him.

Those in denial: Some people just can't get 4 when they add 2+2.
82 posted on 06/02/2005 4:26:50 PM PDT by bannie (The government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.)
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To: bannie

I fear he will get off and he fears he will not. The prosecuters sounded strong today. hope the jury nails him.


83 posted on 06/02/2005 4:45:50 PM PDT by umgud (FR, NASCAR, NRA, GOP)
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To: umgud

ditto!


84 posted on 06/02/2005 4:48:41 PM PDT by bannie (The government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.)
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To: Main Street; All

OMG you are bad

BAD FR BAD LOLOLOL!!!


85 posted on 06/02/2005 4:56:11 PM PDT by SevenofNine (Not everybody in, it for truth, justice, and the American way,"=Det Lennie Briscoe)
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To: Rebelbase; All

OH MAN I betting that Jacko would fled to France or some other country maybe Roomie with Roman Polskari


86 posted on 06/02/2005 4:57:41 PM PDT by SevenofNine (Not everybody in, it for truth, justice, and the American way,"=Det Lennie Briscoe)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
"vaseline to remove makeup"

But, I thought that Slick Jacko had his makeup tattooed on his face.

Hey, check out the Evolution of his face here: http://gorillamask.net/jackosface.shtml
87 posted on 06/02/2005 6:45:57 PM PDT by garjog
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

It normally comes in small white cans. Sounds familiar


88 posted on 06/02/2005 7:09:38 PM PDT by BOBWADE
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To: freebilly
"Might work on a California jury."

Kalifoornya IS the land of fruits and nuts.

89 posted on 06/02/2005 7:16:37 PM PDT by OldEagle (We might be in the end times, but it looks like we are finally moving in the RIGHT direction.)
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To: bwteim; Squantos; GSWarrior; Grammy; hispanarepublicana; GreenHornet; Rennes Templar; Yaelle; ...
Ripped off Adapted from Joe 6-pack

You're going to need to grease a few palms around here if you want us to let you slide with that kind of thievery. I hope the Pun Cops send a few petrolmen out your way to prevent further siezing. I suppose imitation is a form of flattery, but I don't need that kind of buttering up and I'm slick enough to see through that sort of thing.

Some pretty fuelish things were introduced oily on in the trial, but diesel be taken much more seriously and may throw Jackson's defenders for lube and have them vasel-ating over their earlier remarks. Anyways, oils well that ends well.

90 posted on 06/02/2005 7:23:16 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack
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To: BOBWADE

Now You know where the stuff in the little cans and jars comes from!
The 55 gallon barrel shot is only enhanced, so the label is clear enough to read, but I did not alter the content in any way.
OOPs, We are running off topic again!


91 posted on 06/02/2005 7:37:20 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (LET ME DIE ON MY FEET IN MY SWAMP, ALEX KOZINSKI FOR SCOTUS)
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To: Joe 6-pack

Oh, KY are you subjecting us to all these degrease of pain? Let's face it - puns such as these are a bottomless pit, and anyone who'll venture into that crevasse'll lean toward even worse things.


92 posted on 06/02/2005 7:46:49 PM PDT by SlowBoat407 (A living affront to Islam since 1959)
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To: Rebelbase

LOL! I wonder how many will not get the Vaseline thingie?


93 posted on 06/02/2005 7:49:14 PM PDT by ladyinred
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To: SlowBoat407

It's a problem I've had for a long time and I've never been able to solvent. I'm always being told to pipe down, but by this point it's a routine drill. I try to change on regular basis but it usually leaves me feeling drained and trapped for a while. I find your criticism to be downright mean and viscous. If you don't like my puns you can take me to quart.


94 posted on 06/02/2005 7:54:26 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack
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To: SlowBoat407; Joe 6-pack; Rebelbase; bwteim
I am disappointed you all impugned the dignity of such a refined case with your crude remarks about petroleum jelly.

I hope there are no more in the pipeline.

95 posted on 06/02/2005 8:24:17 PM PDT by LibertarianInExile (<-- sick of faux-conservatives who want federal government intervention for 'conservative things.')
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To: LibertarianInExile

Valdez is a nice turn of events. Iraq up a few good puns, and you'd think Iran around in the Qatar. Well, well, well. There's a fine Saudi ya do. Not a good Oman, I tell you.


96 posted on 06/02/2005 8:44:54 PM PDT by SlowBoat407 (A living affront to Islam since 1959)
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To: Rebelbase

As a boxer Sneddon knows vaseline is approved:

Rule Clarification Regarding Use of Vaseline
USA BOXING NOTICE #2003-17

MEMORANDUM
DATE: June 3, 2003
TO: Board of Governors
Board of Directors
Technical Committee

FROM: Eric J. Parthen, Executive Director
SUBJECT: Rule Clarification Regarding Use of Vaseline

At the AIBA Congress in November, 2002 in Cairo, Egypt, the following was approved:
"The use of pure Vaseline rubbed into the forehead and eyebrow to prevent an injury is permitted."
As many coaches feel that Vaseline is needed on the cheekbones under the eyes to prevent cuts, around the chin area, etc., the question was posed to AIBA by USA Boxing as to whether or not Vaseline could be used on other parts of the face. AIBA has replied as follows:
"The use of a thin coat of pure Vaseline is permitted in the facial area."
If you have any questions, please do not hesitate to contact our office.
http://www.usaboxing.org/582.htm

When Sneddon brings in the whipped cream you can worry!!


97 posted on 06/02/2005 8:49:02 PM PDT by MilleniumBug
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To: SlowBoat407

Try not to let your emotions Raceway with you, SB, it's not like I put a Exxon you or something. You can still Shell out all the puns you think meet a minimum Standard.


98 posted on 06/02/2005 8:56:57 PM PDT by LibertarianInExile (<-- sick of faux-conservatives who want federal government intervention for 'conservative things.')
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To: blueblazes

Ever cat I ever knew loved Vaseline! Actually, it's good for them; it prevents hairballs! If you look at the list of ingredients in anti-hairball medications for cats, they contain mostly petroleum jelly. So maybe you should let kitty have as much as he wants! :-)


99 posted on 06/02/2005 9:04:01 PM PDT by Nea Wood (I considered atheism but there weren't enough holidays.)
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To: SlowBoat407

Tanks a lot for those remarks. Even though they weren't Syrias, they did sheikh things up around here. These threads tend to become a platform for puns and a catalyst for more nonsense; I tend to view them as Amir diversion, but I won't cast AsPersians on those who think otherwise.


100 posted on 06/02/2005 9:05:20 PM PDT by speedy
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