Posted on 06/02/2005 2:18:53 PM PDT by Rebelbase
'Scuse me...while...I....
HHHUUUUUUUURL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I fear he will get off and he fears he will not. The prosecuters sounded strong today. hope the jury nails him.
ditto!
OMG you are bad
BAD FR BAD LOLOLOL!!!
OH MAN I betting that Jacko would fled to France or some other country maybe Roomie with Roman Polskari
It normally comes in small white cans. Sounds familiar
Kalifoornya IS the land of fruits and nuts.
You're going to need to grease a few palms around here if you want us to let you slide with that kind of thievery. I hope the Pun Cops send a few petrolmen out your way to prevent further siezing. I suppose imitation is a form of flattery, but I don't need that kind of buttering up and I'm slick enough to see through that sort of thing.
Some pretty fuelish things were introduced oily on in the trial, but diesel be taken much more seriously and may throw Jackson's defenders for lube and have them vasel-ating over their earlier remarks. Anyways, oils well that ends well.
Now You know where the stuff in the little cans and jars comes from!
The 55 gallon barrel shot is only enhanced, so the label is clear enough to read, but I did not alter the content in any way.
OOPs, We are running off topic again!
Oh, KY are you subjecting us to all these degrease of pain? Let's face it - puns such as these are a bottomless pit, and anyone who'll venture into that crevasse'll lean toward even worse things.
LOL! I wonder how many will not get the Vaseline thingie?
It's a problem I've had for a long time and I've never been able to solvent. I'm always being told to pipe down, but by this point it's a routine drill. I try to change on regular basis but it usually leaves me feeling drained and trapped for a while. I find your criticism to be downright mean and viscous. If you don't like my puns you can take me to quart.
I hope there are no more in the pipeline.
Valdez is a nice turn of events. Iraq up a few good puns, and you'd think Iran around in the Qatar. Well, well, well. There's a fine Saudi ya do. Not a good Oman, I tell you.
As a boxer Sneddon knows vaseline is approved:
Rule Clarification Regarding Use of Vaseline
USA BOXING NOTICE #2003-17
MEMORANDUM
DATE: June 3, 2003
TO: Board of Governors
Board of Directors
Technical Committee
FROM: Eric J. Parthen, Executive Director
SUBJECT: Rule Clarification Regarding Use of Vaseline
At the AIBA Congress in November, 2002 in Cairo, Egypt, the following was approved:
"The use of pure Vaseline rubbed into the forehead and eyebrow to prevent an injury is permitted."
As many coaches feel that Vaseline is needed on the cheekbones under the eyes to prevent cuts, around the chin area, etc., the question was posed to AIBA by USA Boxing as to whether or not Vaseline could be used on other parts of the face. AIBA has replied as follows:
"The use of a thin coat of pure Vaseline is permitted in the facial area."
If you have any questions, please do not hesitate to contact our office.
http://www.usaboxing.org/582.htm
When Sneddon brings in the whipped cream you can worry!!
Try not to let your emotions Raceway with you, SB, it's not like I put a Exxon you or something. You can still Shell out all the puns you think meet a minimum Standard.
Ever cat I ever knew loved Vaseline! Actually, it's good for them; it prevents hairballs! If you look at the list of ingredients in anti-hairball medications for cats, they contain mostly petroleum jelly. So maybe you should let kitty have as much as he wants! :-)
Tanks a lot for those remarks. Even though they weren't Syrias, they did sheikh things up around here. These threads tend to become a platform for puns and a catalyst for more nonsense; I tend to view them as Amir diversion, but I won't cast AsPersians on those who think otherwise.
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