Posted on 06/02/2005 2:18:53 PM PDT by Rebelbase
In closing arguments at the end of a bitter four-month trial that could send Jackson to prison, Deputy District Attorney Ron Zonen played the "Vaseline" card!
During his closing presentation, Zonen showed pictures of Jackson's bedroom and bathroom taken during a raid on Neverland in '03.
Zonen pointed out the location of sex magazines and, at one point, mentioned that you could see a container of Vaseline in one picture!
Lead prosecutor Tom Sneddon, who, oddly, did not deliver closing arguments, had hoped to present a shocking story of Vaseline and alleged sex abuse during the evidence phase of the trial.
In a bombshell motion filed in closed court, and rejected by the judge, Sneddon claimed to have obtained testimony from a former another Neverland security guard.
"Jackson called Abdool and asked him to go to Jackson's car and get a jar of Vaseline from the center console of the vehicle and bring it to his bedroom...
"Chacon and Abdool opened the unlocked door of the black SUV, retrieved the Vaseline and headed for Jackson's bedroom. When Jackson opened the door to his bedroom, Jackson was wearing only his pajama bottoms, appeared sweaty, aroused and Abdool observed Jackson to have an erection under his pajama bottoms. There was a young boy, who he believed was Jordie, in the bedroom with Mr. Jackson."
"Chandler was observed arriving with Jackson in Jackson's SUV. Chandler is in Jackson's bedroom when Abdool was requested to obtain the Vaseline and bring it to Jackson."
Developing...
'What other use could there be for vaseline in the bedroom?'
Vaseline can be used to remove makeup....Michael Jackson wears a lot of makeup. Still think he's guilty....vaseline or no vaseline.
Ya could use it to keep the kitties from climbing the bedposts.
You must Vaseline it....
(with apologies to the late Johnnie Cochran)
Eww!!!
You beat me by 5 lousy seconds !!
Oh yeah...
Nothing.
Maybe at night he had a bad case of chapped lips.
Put it on the door knob to keep kids in or others out.
You had to apologize to Johnny C. and THAT's why I beat you...!
Just don't back into the door....
Oh, that was too funny. Shame on you.
You heard about the newlyweds that didn't know the difference between vaseline and window putty?
All their windows fell out.
Yes, but see Martha is White and Micheal is ahh... well... err.. clear.
Now I'm channeling banjo's and Ned Beatty1
Ah memories...The graph below shows soil compation based on water content. I use to do these when I was in college for an engineering firm. Run the test on the natural moisture content, then add some water and run again, keep doing it till you peaked on the curve. The chart above has 5 points, I used to nail them in three and was given the name "Doctor Proctor" by the head lab rats.
My cat likes to eat it.
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