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To: bill1952
What other use could there be for vaseline in the bedroom?

Put it on the door knob to keep kids in or others out.

30 posted on 06/02/2005 2:29:59 PM PDT by umgud (FR, NASCAR, NRA, GOP)
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To: umgud
Put it on the door knob

Just don't back into the door....

32 posted on 06/02/2005 2:30:51 PM PDT by freebilly (Go Santa Cruz Baseball! Win CCS!)
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To: umgud
I can't find where I read it...but I just read it today:

The guy who delivered the slicker-upper handed it to a sweaty, aroused michaeljackson with a young boy in the room behind him.

Those in denial: Some people just can't get 4 when they add 2+2.
82 posted on 06/02/2005 4:26:50 PM PDT by bannie (The government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.)
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