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Pig racing big in Russia
Ananova ^
| 5/25/2005
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Posted on 05/27/2005 8:01:51 AM PDT by Red Badger
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We will race no swine before its time......
To: Red Badger
A pig in time saves nine (bucks)
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posted on
05/27/2005 8:03:39 AM PDT
by
BipolarBob
(Yes I backed over the vampire, but I swear I didn't see it in my rearview mirror.)
To: Red Badger
I don't think I could beat a pig in a race. I bet Rosie O'Donut could if she was promised the "spoils" from her opponent. ;)
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posted on
05/27/2005 8:05:33 AM PDT
by
Millee
(So you're a feminist......isn't that cute??)
To: Millee
I wonder what happens to the "losers"............
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posted on
05/27/2005 8:06:44 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(I woke up this morning in ecstatic languid ennui...................)
To: Red Badger
They have pig racing at little county fairs in Kentucky. It's actually pretty fun to watch.
To: Red Badger
I don't care a fig
how big
that pig race is.
Now a real cool gig,
would be lipstick and a wig,
on a great big pig,
dig?
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posted on
05/27/2005 8:08:12 AM PDT
by
ClearCase_guy
(The fourth estate is a fifth column.)
To: Red Badger
I think it would be an excellent sport for Saudi Arabia.
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posted on
05/27/2005 8:09:17 AM PDT
by
Paleo Conservative
(Hey! Hey! Ho! Ho! Andrew Heyward's got to go!)
To: Red Badger
To: Red Badger
And their in the starting gate. In the post is Eat Your Lunch, In the 2nd position is Rest Your Head. In Gate three is I can't Sit Down and in gate four My Knees Are High. AND THEIR OFF!!!
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posted on
05/27/2005 8:17:10 AM PDT
by
hflynn
To: ClearCase_guy
So are you suggesting if we take the wig and lipstick of hillary, we'd have a winning entry?
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posted on
05/27/2005 8:27:03 AM PDT
by
stitches1951
(Support the RNC with $0.00 check today, tomorrow there may be no GOP!)
To: hflynn
To: Red Badger
Sounds like there is a lot to money to be made if those folks had some Javelinas
Main trick would be to control them, not easy.
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posted on
05/27/2005 8:45:09 AM PDT
by
76834
(Lock and Load)
To: Red Badger
If I raced a pig I would call him Bubba. I wonder how you say Bubba in Russian?
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posted on
05/27/2005 8:45:34 AM PDT
by
keysguy
(Time to get rid of the UN and the ACLU)
To: Red Badger
You can't make a race horse out of a pig, but, you can make a pig run very fast!
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posted on
05/27/2005 8:45:42 AM PDT
by
ol' hoghead
(Islam is the ROP, but Moslems will cut our throuts and blaspheme saying "Allah akbar")
To: Bluegrass Conservative
Ditto in Wisconsin. The pig races are a staple of the State Fair every summer.
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posted on
05/27/2005 8:46:39 AM PDT
by
July 4th
(A vacant lot cancelled out my vote for Bush.)
To: 76834
Don't you think they would know the difference between a pig and a javelina?..........
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posted on
05/27/2005 8:50:25 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(I woke up this morning in ecstatic languid ennui...................)
To: keysguy
I wonder how you say Bubba in Russian?
Klintoonsky.....
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posted on
05/27/2005 8:51:08 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(I woke up this morning in ecstatic languid ennui...................)
To: Red Badger
Why does this whole idea remind me of congressional races?
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posted on
05/27/2005 8:51:15 AM PDT
by
FreeKeys
("Politicians ... accuse you of 'greed' only for wanting to keep your own money." -- Joseph Sobran)
To: Red Badger
Probly not.
Javelins are a "pig like" critter but are actually Peccaries
They can really hoof it tho.
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posted on
05/27/2005 8:52:30 AM PDT
by
76834
(Lock and Load)
To: Red Badger
I wonder what happens to the "losers"
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posted on
05/27/2005 8:53:56 AM PDT
by
Modernman
("Laws are like sausages, it is better not to see them being made. " -Bismarck)
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