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COACH Who Waved Testicles at Losers NEEDED AS GOP SENATOR
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| May 26, 2005
| Rush Limbaugh
Posted on 05/26/2005 5:05:51 PM PDT by Yosemitest
Coach Who Waved Testicles at Losers Needed as GOP Senator
May 26, 2005
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RUSH: We've got a senator crying talking about sending a tough guy up to the United Nations. Did you hear about this baseball coach down in Coral Gables, Florida? Get this: "Gulliver prep baseball coach Lazer Collazo officially resigned Wednesday, a week after his alleged involvement of improper behavior towards his players came to light." You heard about this, Mr. Snerdley? "'I'm doing it for the kids. I'm doing it for the school,' Collazo told the Miami Herald yesterday morning. 'I'm not going to coach anymore at the high school or college level. I'm going to stay. I'm going to work at my Hardball Academy and that's all I have to say.'" That's an interesting name for his academy. "School officials said on Tuesday that the baseball coach Lazer Collazo had agreed to resign at the beginning of June. 'This is a resignation he's fully aware of,' said the public relations director Jen Vaida. According to a Coral Gables Police report the coach dropped his pants, took out his penis, and accused his players of not having the testicular fortitude it takes to play baseball, after a loss to Florida Christian on April the 7th." This guy has an academy called the Hardball Academy, and that's what he's going to go back to. "He then, according to a Coral Gables police report, after taking out his penis, pointed to his penis and his testicles and asked the team if they had a set of these or were they equipped with a vagina. Collazo who led Gulliver to the class AAA State Championship last season did not comment on the allegations." Now, I don't know what this guy's ideological leanings are, but I tell you, this is a conservative. We need to run this guy for the US Senate, ladies and gentlemen. This guy needs to be on our side in the US Senate. I mean, we could pretty much make the bet he's not a lib, right, because he has a penis and testicles. So this is a guy, you know, if the Republican Party is smart, there's an opening coming up. Bill Nelson is going to be running for reelection as a Democrat in Florida, and we might want to start a PAC here for the former Gulliver prep baseball coach Lazer Collazo. Get somebody to run his Hardball Academy, whatever that is, probably a baseball school.
BREAK TRANSCRIPT RUSH: Mark in Flint, Michigan. Welcome to the program. Nice to have you with us. CALLER: Thank you, sir. How you doin'?
RUSH: Just fine, sir, never been better; couldn't be better, thank you.
CALLER: I just wanted to comment about the coach dropping his pants. These kids are in high school; they're going to be men, you know, they all shower together after the games. They've probably all seen it before. I think it's just a great way just to get the kids motivated.
RUSH: Uh, it is true, these are high school kids. They do get dressed, which means they have to put on their uniform, which means they have to take off their clothes. They're doing it in front of each other so they all know that...uh, they're not seeing anything that they haven't seen before when the coach drops his pants. Of course, the coach is supposed to be a role model here, you know? The coach is not supposed to descend to these depths. But you think it's okay to motivate kids with a penis?
CALLER: Well, I don't think... When you put that way, well --
RUSH: Well, I mean that's what he did. I gotta put it to you directly. I mean, you're saying you don't think the coach is a bad guy but I've got to ask you: Do you think it's proper motivation?
CALLER: Uhhhhhh, well, I wouldn't... Yeah. Yeah.
RUSH: I mean, could the coach have done this without dropping his pants?
CALLER: Yeah, he could have.
RUSH: Yeah.
CALLER: Well, you know, when I was in school --
RUSH: He could have gone and gotten a chart from Gray's Anatomy. He could have got a picture from Playboy and put it right next to it and asked, "Which one of these are you?"
CALLER: That wouldn't have been as effective, I don't believe.
RUSH: You don't?
CALLER: No. No. He's out there doing his thing. He's trying to get these kids to win. I think he just got excited, maybe went over the line, maybe not. I'm not sure but I think he's just trying to motivate these kids and bring out the best in them.
RUSH: Probably so. I mean, I agree that he's trying to motivate them. The one group we haven't heard from on this is the feminists. We haven't heard from them yet and that will be interesting, if we do.
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RUSH: I gotta go back to this story involving Gulliver Prep Coach Lazer Collazo, "the prep high school baseball coach who officially resigned yesterday because of a questionable motivational technique for his losing team. According to a police report in Coral Gables, Florida, Coach Collazo dropped his pants, exposed himself and accused his players of not having the testicular fortitude it takes to play baseball. He then, according to the police report, pointed to the area that had just been exposed, and asked the team if they had a set of these or were they equipped with a vagina." As I read the story again and again and again because they're quite a lot of controversy over my even mentioning the story on the program today, I've been reading it to find out what could possibly be so offensive about it to people -- and I realized that we never got an answer to the question! We don't know, and I think the story is incomplete. Did the high school baseball players have penises or vaginas? The story is incomplete and requires more reporting. It's a Miami Herald story -- and then I got to thinking. Folks, it could have been worse than this. It could have been much, much worse than this. Can you imagine if he would have led these players in prayer as a motivational technique? There would have really been hell to pay if he would have asked them to pray. In fact, I understand that when he did drop his pants a couple players said, "Oh, my God," and there was some controversy over God being in the locker room. So that's about all I have to say other than we don't have the question answered and I think it's one that needs to be, because it might be at the root of the problem of the performance of the team. But regardless, this guy needs to be in the United States Senate on the Republican side.
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To: Matchett-PI
41
posted on
05/26/2005 7:00:37 PM PDT
by
CurlyBill
(Democratic Party -- Wimps without ideas whose only issue is to oppose Republicans)
To: Nateman
Take your argument to its logical conclusion. 7 RINO's turned into 7 RATS. That would mean RAT control of the Senate. I rather have partial control
Nate, as I indicated, we have a philosophical difference on this one. As long as one has Rino's, all one will ever have is "partial control" of the Senate- I'd prefer full control.
I wish I could turn the 7 Rino's into Dems- I'd do so in an instant. I'd gladly take the minority position in the Senate to get rid of McCain, Warner, Chafee, Snow, Collins, Dewine and Graham from the GOP-and call them what they are- Democrats.
With the remaining solid 48 GOP members, I'd look to the next election to regain my majority.
It doesn't promote the conservative agenda, to have McCain et al considered Republicans. The MSM feasts on these Rinos, and by comparison, the rest of the GOP is view as "extreme". With the Rinos, you not only lose pragmatic nuts and bolts issues (as we just did); you lose the public relations war; i.e. "even Senator John McCain, a conservative Republican from Arizona, believes that the GOP has been taken over by the extreme right". (That's a hypothetical quote.)
One might have 12 clubs in his bag, and believe that he has a full array of clubs- but if 7 of those clubs are putters, he's playing the game light.
We agree on one thing- both you and I what to "win the war". AS I said, we merely have different visions on how that war should be waged.
42
posted on
05/26/2005 7:12:59 PM PDT
by
sirthomasthemore
(I go to my execution as the King's humble servant, but God's first!)
To: LibertarianInExile
must be that Southern tendency to lump all the little Yankee states together):
In Exile,
Now you're onto something. Let's give them everything from New Jersey, Penn. and DC (including the current governing folks) on up; and start all over with the remainder.
Just remember, I've a captive behind enemy lines (Conn.), so don't forget to save my sorry backside. (No bun intended, viz. Conn. having legislatively enacted civil unions).
:o)
43
posted on
05/26/2005 7:20:46 PM PDT
by
sirthomasthemore
(I go to my execution as the King's humble servant, but God's first!)
To: Khurkris
Hey Lazer.. keep it in yer pants!Limbaugh out in left field on this one. However, as per Johnny Cochrane, to Coach Lazer
Show 'yer privates fine- if unemployed do not whine.
No whining.
To: sirthomasthemore
It doesn't promote the conservative agenda, to have McCain et al considered Republicans. The MSM feasts on these Rinos, and by comparison, the rest of the GOP is view a"extreme".The MSM is already a mouthpiece for the enemy. Can you image a general who is more worried about how his actions will influence enemy propaganda than in victory? The good news is the MSM is dying on the vine as they try even more desperately every day to influence events only to have the alternate media expose them every time they try. You don't win by losing. Its like wanting to replace the 7 perverts in your neighbor who merely look at child porn with 7 hard core pedophiles who will rape and kill the local children "because their heinous acts will assure that they will be caught and removed , eventually". Just remember that a murdering treasonous rapist was not only elected but was even reelected to the nations highest office because we got mad at a tax raising RINO. We are still suffering from his corrupt judges as a result, not to mention Chinese nuke improvments!
45
posted on
05/26/2005 7:42:58 PM PDT
by
Nateman
(We know who the seven dwarfs are, who is Snow White?)
To: Eastbound
TEAM MASCOT:
To: Nateman
Its like wanting to replace the 7 perverts in your neighbor who merely look at child porn with 7 hard core pedophiles who will rape and kill the local children
Nate, very unfortunate and extreme analogy.
But, forced to work from that analogy, in the case of the Rinos in political terms, by their recent actions they went from the former to the latter.
In essence, there's no difference between the 2 in this case. As we see, it's just a matter of time and circumstance from which the former takes on the aspects of the latter.
In the GOP neighborhood, there is no room for pedophiles, nor for those who show a proclivity to potential pedophilia.
The answer is to get them all out of the neighborhood now.
47
posted on
05/26/2005 8:10:03 PM PDT
by
sirthomasthemore
(I go to my execution as the King's humble servant, but God's first!)
To: Yosemitest
So they were still attached when he waved them? A ballsy move, but not what I pictured from the title...
To: Centurion2000
Thanks! Let me know if you find others--I am eager to add to my collection.
49
posted on
05/26/2005 8:32:55 PM PDT
by
LibertarianInExile
(<-- sick of faux-conservatives who want federal government intervention for 'conservative things.')
To: sirthomasthemore
"Now you're onto something. Let's give them everything from New Jersey, Penn. and DC (including the current governing folks) on up; and start all over with the remainder. Just remember, I've a captive behind enemy lines (Conn.), so don't forget to save my sorry backside. (No bun intended, viz. Conn. having legislatively enacted civil unions)."
I imagine were that ever to happen, though, California and the rest of the left coast would insist on remaining part of the NY-LA axis. It sure is nice to imagine that "flyover country" really could become one, though.
I promise we'd get you out, too, even if we had to go through New York City to do it. And I tell you, that's a sacrifice. If I owned Liberty City and New York City, I'd rent out New York and live in Liberty City.
So the question is, when you movin' to NH?
50
posted on
05/26/2005 8:45:31 PM PDT
by
LibertarianInExile
(<-- sick of faux-conservatives who want federal government intervention for 'conservative things.')
To: isom35
51
posted on
05/26/2005 8:45:55 PM PDT
by
B4Ranch
( Report every illegal alien that you meet. Call 866-347-2423, it's a FREE CALL)
To: sirthomasthemore
52
posted on
05/26/2005 8:49:12 PM PDT
by
Yosemitest
(It's simple, fight or die)
To: sirthomasthemore
Also try
www.intellicast.com for weather. Just type in your zip code in the upper right box and check out "regional radar loop".
53
posted on
05/26/2005 8:52:43 PM PDT
by
Yosemitest
(It's simple, fight or die)
To: B4Ranch
Isn'tg that what Hillary got for Bill's dog "Buddy"?
54
posted on
05/26/2005 8:57:28 PM PDT
by
Yosemitest
(It's simple, fight or die)
To: B4Ranch
Hey, earrings like that are bound to get attention. Heh.
55
posted on
05/26/2005 9:56:05 PM PDT
by
Eastbound
(Jacked out since 3/31/05)
To: Right Brother
Heh heh. I didn't have the courage to post it either. Thanks.
56
posted on
05/26/2005 10:01:09 PM PDT
by
Eastbound
(Jacked out since 3/31/05)
To: LibertarianInExile
>>
Y'all probably ought to save your money on Chafee and spend it on DeWine's opponent instead. The GOP probably can't do better than a RINO in Connecticut. We can certainly do better than DeWine in Ohio. <<
You're just looking at the state's typical voting patterns and NOT the individual Senator's popularity. Chafee is far more vunerable than Dewine will ever be.
First off, Chafee is the Senator from Rhode Island, not Conn. (for those who insist conservatives are "unelectable" in R.I., you might want to explain this to the proudly conservative, pro-life and pro-gun Govenror they have) Chafee has extremely high negatives and is loathed by both parties for his mediocre record in the Senate. He is considered highly vunerable, both in the primary and the general, because the ONLY reason he won in the first place was daddy's last name. That's not wishful thinking on my part, that's everyone's opinion from the DSCC to the Chicago Sun Times. What's more, Chafee has a very high profile opposition within the party just itching to make it a primary fight. That would be Cranston Mayor Stephen Laffey, a conservative who has been repeatedly elected in a very liberal city, Rhode Island's third largset city and more than half the Providence metropolian area. He governs conservatively but talks moderately. If ANYONE can take down Chaffee in the primary AND win a general election, this guy can. It should also be noted the R.I. GOP has kept their distance from Chafee even since the smug little twirp came out AGAINST Bush's re-election, the ONLY Republican Senator to do so.
DeWine, on the other hand, has absolutely no viable primary opposition at this point (wish he had) and the chances of finding anyone with name recongition to take him on is slim to none (wish it wasn't). DeWine is a big-shot with a lot of seniority that has the GOP, Inc. establishment in Ohio eating out of his right hand. Added to this fact is that Mr. Centrist appeals to a lot of "Moderate" OH Democrats since they can never get their boys elected to statewide office there. The only shot we have of taking him out is a massive conserative reformer sweep lead by Ken Blackwell that's SO strong it causes every country-club incumbent down the ticket to lose the primary, including a "safe" incumbent like DeWine.
Everyone is saying the one Republican with a chance to become this year's Pat Toomey is Stephen Laffey. Please bear in mind the last incumbent RINO to be defeated in a Senate primary was in New York State, not one of those solidly Republican states. RINOs in solidly Republcian states like Arizona have proven extremely difficult to take out.
Look at the individual Senator's, not their states. If we can take out anyone, it's Chaffee
57
posted on
05/26/2005 10:09:34 PM PDT
by
BillyBoy
(Find out the TRUTH about the Chicago Democrat Machine's "Best Friend" in the GOP - www.NOLaHood.com)
To: Yosemitest
HiYose-
Very kind of you to give your input on my computer woes. I received a a lot of input from other gracious Freepers
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1408176/posts.
I'm doing my research this weekend, and with Frist-like confidence, I hope to pull the trigger this weekend, hoping there might be some kind of Memorial Day sale.
Thanks much. :)
58
posted on
05/27/2005 8:58:56 AM PDT
by
sirthomasthemore
(I go to my execution as the King's humble servant, but God's first!)
To: LibertarianInExile
Hi Exile, California goes to Mexico, in exchange for the promise of no illegal immigration into True America.
Flyover country would be in fact a no-fly zone. Anything flying out of LA or NY, for instance, would be immediately intercepted and escorted back to their point of departure.
Our government would be set up some where in the mid-west on a 300 acre plot surrounded by a 2 mile wide moot and guarded by our military. Our President and Legislators would live therein, 4 acres assigned to each State to provide whatever living accommodations they wish for their representatives.
Representatives who attempt to "cash in" for their personal aggrandizement at the expense of the public trust, will be tried for treason before Justice Janice Brown, and if found guilty, will be sentenced to life in a prison cell equipped with an endless loop of Barabara Boxer speeches. Subsequent appeals for a death sentence, shall be summarily denied.
As in Lord of the Rings, the bridge entering the complex would be adorned on each side with mammoth sculptures of Ronald Reagan; one smiling with a torch upheld; the other deadly serious, with rifle cited and cocked.
Access to the complex, would only be available to citizens- lobbyists and special interest group representatives attempting to enter would be shot on sight, without warning.
Media coverage would be limited to C-SPAN, provided that such coverage be expanded so that each and every governmental meeting be recorded and available to citizen review. Each State would also have a CSPAN affiliate, with designated times, where State delegations would be available to their constituencies via telephone to answer questions on policy.
If Helen Thomas or Dowd approached the complex, they would be immediately captured by military personnel and thrown into the moot. (Certainly, they will be given advance warning concerning the gators).
I could go on and on- but enough for now.
Dont worry Reb in exile, America will rise again.
:o)
59
posted on
05/27/2005 10:01:34 AM PDT
by
sirthomasthemore
(I go to my execution as the King's humble servant, but God's first!)
To: sirthomasthemore
Can I add a few?
1) Illegals would be shot on detection, and any citizen who knowingly harbored, funded, or otherwise abetted an illegal would be subject to the same punishment--or banishment, depending on the degree of the aid.
2) However, anyone who accidentally or intentionally shot a citizen as an overzealous prosecutor of illegals would be subject to immediate banishment or death themselves.
3) It's moat, not moot. : )
60
posted on
05/28/2005 5:26:28 PM PDT
by
LibertarianInExile
(<-- sick of faux-conservatives who want federal government intervention for 'conservative things.')
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