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To: LibertarianInExile
Hi Exile, California goes to Mexico, in exchange for the promise of no illegal immigration into True America.

“Flyover country” would be in fact a “no-fly” zone. Anything flying out of LA or NY, for instance, would be immediately intercepted and escorted back to their point of departure.

Our government would be set up some where in the mid-west on a 300 acre plot surrounded by a 2 mile wide moot and guarded by our military. Our President and Legislators would live therein, 4 acres assigned to each State to provide whatever living accommodations they wish for their representatives.

Representatives who attempt to "cash in" for their personal aggrandizement at the expense of the public trust, will be tried for treason before Justice Janice Brown, and if found guilty, will be sentenced to life in a prison cell equipped with an endless loop of Barabara Boxer speeches. Subsequent appeals for a death sentence, shall be summarily denied.

As in Lord of the Rings, the bridge entering the complex would be adorned on each side with mammoth sculptures of Ronald Reagan; one smiling with a torch upheld; the other deadly serious, with rifle cited and cocked.

Access to the complex, would only be available to citizens- lobbyists and special interest group representatives attempting to enter would be shot on sight, without warning.

Media coverage would be limited to C-SPAN, provided that such coverage be expanded so that each and every governmental meeting be recorded and available to citizen review. Each State would also have a CSPAN affiliate, with designated times, where State delegations would be available to their constituencies via telephone to answer questions on policy.

If Helen Thomas or Dowd approached the complex, they would be immediately captured by military personnel and thrown into the moot. (Certainly, they will be given advance warning concerning the ‘gators).

I could go on and on- but enough for now.

Don’t worry Reb in exile, America will rise again.

:o)
59 posted on 05/27/2005 10:01:34 AM PDT by sirthomasthemore (I go to my execution as the King's humble servant, but God's first!)
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To: sirthomasthemore

Can I add a few?

1) Illegals would be shot on detection, and any citizen who knowingly harbored, funded, or otherwise abetted an illegal would be subject to the same punishment--or banishment, depending on the degree of the aid.

2) However, anyone who accidentally or intentionally shot a citizen as an overzealous prosecutor of illegals would be subject to immediate banishment or death themselves.

3) It's moat, not moot. : )


60 posted on 05/28/2005 5:26:28 PM PDT by LibertarianInExile (<-- sick of faux-conservatives who want federal government intervention for 'conservative things.')
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To: sirthomasthemore

Still chuckling about that "moot"

I assume you have Canadians in the family or something.


61 posted on 05/28/2005 5:27:15 PM PDT by LibertarianInExile (<-- sick of faux-conservatives who want federal government intervention for 'conservative things.')
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