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To: Air Conditioned Gypsy; mhking
To: Air Conditioned Gypsy
"open only between 9 a.m. and 5 p.m., Monday through Friday. "
Please plan your attempted suicide accordingly.
3 posted on
05/26/2005 4:35:41 AM PDT by
nuconvert
(No More Axis of Evil by Christmas ! TLR) [there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business])
To: Air Conditioned Gypsy
"Our office hours are 9 to 5. If this is an emergency..."
To: Air Conditioned Gypsy
My take on suicide help, If you can't take the punches life gives you, just go down on your own, don't take other people down when you decide to go down in flames.
I'm not cruel with my comments, i just believe that if you can't handle the world of hard knocks, what can you handle?
5 posted on
05/26/2005 4:36:38 AM PDT by
1FASTGLOCK45
(FreeRepublic: More fun than watching Dem'Rats drown like Turkeys in the rain! ! !)
To: Air Conditioned Gypsy
So now suicidal tendencies only operate during banking hours? I can see that being possible for liberals, since they have no jobs, but real people must now plan their anguish between 9 -5?
7 posted on
05/26/2005 4:37:44 AM PDT by
softwarecreator
(Facts are to liberals as holy water is to vampires)
To: Air Conditioned Gypsy
Please listen carefully as our menues have changed. If you are standing on a ledge, press 1 If you have a gun at your head, press 2 If you have ingested enough pills to kill a moose, press 3 Por Espanol, quatro Your call is important to us. Please stay on the line. "And a very high good morning it is to you! Theesuz Pandra, your zuizide counzelor. What is it of you this morning that I can do. |
10 posted on
05/26/2005 4:48:17 AM PDT by
Nick Danger
(www.iranfree.org)
To: Air Conditioned Gypsy
"Hello this is the suicide hotline. Please hold."
(I forget who originally did this.)
11 posted on
05/26/2005 4:48:57 AM PDT by
Lord Basil
(Hate isn't a family value; it's a liberal one.)
To: Air Conditioned Gypsy
Hmmmm, smallest island, $600 (C) per suicide call.....well, if I were a taxpayer there, I'd contemplate suicide, also.
Leni
12 posted on
05/26/2005 4:49:29 AM PDT by
MinuteGal
("The Marines keep coming. We are shooting, but the Marines won't stop !" (Fallujah Terrorists)
To: Air Conditioned Gypsy
Do they answer the phone during their 2 hour lunch?
I HATE getting a busy signal when calling the suicide hotline.
13 posted on
05/26/2005 4:49:52 AM PDT by
G Larry
(Promote Conservative Judges NOW! YOU BUNCH OF COWARDS!!!)
To: Air Conditioned Gypsy
Costs too much? Every place I've ever lived had volunteers working suicide hotlines...often from their own homes. What cost? I worked a crisis hotline when I was in college. I never got these kinds of calls during the day.
15 posted on
05/26/2005 4:55:41 AM PDT by
sweetliberty
(Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.)
To: Air Conditioned Gypsy
''One of the things I was hearing is the government felt there weren't enough suicide-related calls,'' Wright said.
Just hang on a bit. Canadian immigration is still processing the papers of all the depressed libs from the States.
16 posted on
05/26/2005 4:58:28 AM PDT by
elli1
To: Air Conditioned Gypsy
The scene in that Burt Reynolds flick "The End" comes to mind where he gets put on hold with musiak playing when he calls the hotline. That was a funny movie. See it if you haven't yet.
17 posted on
05/26/2005 4:59:01 AM PDT by
mc5cents
To: Air Conditioned Gypsy
Van Halen's Jump will play while you are on hold.
18 posted on
05/26/2005 4:59:26 AM PDT by
nonliberal
(Graduate: Curtis E. LeMay School of International Relations)
To: Air Conditioned Gypsy
Suicide hotline to open only from 9 to 5 The suicide hotline people don't get a lunch break. Canada has truly hit rock bottom to treat its workers like this.
19 posted on
05/26/2005 5:01:08 AM PDT by
CzarNicky
(The problem with bad ideas is that they seemed like good ideas at the time.)
To: Air Conditioned Gypsy
" A Canadian province will shut its 24-hour suicide hotline and replace it with one that operates only during business hours."
Dare I say it?
Yeah.
Just nuts!
20 posted on
05/26/2005 5:01:15 AM PDT by
No Truce With Kings
(The opinions expressed are mine! Mine! MINE! All Mine!)
To: Air Conditioned Gypsy
1400 calls from 50 nutjobs? That's 28 calls per kook. Also C$600 per lunatic per year to operate (about $.35 US). Sounds like it would have been cheaper to issue instructions...
23 posted on
05/26/2005 5:02:46 AM PDT by
Doohickey
(CO during fire drill: "Are we conducting a training evolution or porpoising for the hell of it?")
To: Air Conditioned Gypsy
Sounds like a job for an Indian call center.
To: Air Conditioned Gypsy
Hello, you have reached the suicide hotline. To be told nobody cares, press 1. To be frustrated by a useless call-menu tree, press 2. For frustration in Spanish, press 3. If this is an emergency, drop dead.
29 posted on
05/26/2005 5:07:12 AM PDT by
JasonC
To: Air Conditioned Gypsy
Hello. You have reached the Suicide Hotline.
Press 1 for English.
Our regular office hours are from 9AM to 5PM.
Please note that our menu options have changed.
For poisoning Press 1.
For shooting press 2(sub-menu for shooting has: For handgun press 1; For shotgun press 2, For black powder press 3)
For hanging Press 3.
For overdose Press 4.(Sub menu for overdoes lists: For drug names beginning with A-M Press 1, For drug names beginning with N-Z Press 2.)
34 posted on
05/26/2005 5:50:28 AM PDT by
N. Theknow
(BXVI - The cafeteria is closed.)
To: Air Conditioned Gypsy
"Your call is important to us........"
37 posted on
05/26/2005 6:09:05 AM PDT by
NRA1995
(Support your local Minutemen)
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