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Guinea Pig Parachute Won't Lead To Cruelty Charges
Associated Press ^ | 5/25/05

Posted on 05/25/2005 1:25:35 PM PDT by Air Conditioned Gypsy

Guinea Pig Parachute Won't Lead To Cruelty Charges

19-Year-Old Already Paid Civil Fine

POSTED: 12:22 pm EDT May 25, 2005

BLOOMINGTON, Ind. -- An Indiana University student is cleared of animal cruelty charges after a December skydiving stunt involving a parachute and a guinea pig.

Nineteen-year-old David Feldscott was accused of taping a parachute to the rodent and sending it out an eighth-floor dorm window.

He and some friends told police they were planning to retrieve the guinea pig when it reached the ground, but that plan failed when the animal got stuck in a tree.

It was rescued and placed at a local animal shelter, where it acquired the name Noel since it was the holiday season.

The judge dropped the criminal charge against Feldscott because the student had already paid a $500 civil fine.


TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: animalcruelty; animals; cary; whenpigsfly
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1 posted on 05/25/2005 1:25:35 PM PDT by Air Conditioned Gypsy
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To: Air Conditioned Gypsy

Flying Guinea Pig ALERT!!!!!!!!


2 posted on 05/25/2005 1:26:45 PM PDT by b4its2late (It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.)
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To: Air Conditioned Gypsy

"As God is my witness, I though guinea pigs could fly!"


3 posted on 05/25/2005 1:27:37 PM PDT by Tax-chick (I'm a shallow, demagoguic sectarian because it's easier than working for a living.)
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To: Air Conditioned Gypsy
The judge dropped the criminal charge against Feldscott because the student had already paid a $500 civil fine.

Correct. The civil fine was considered punitive. A separate criminal charge would have violated double jeopardy principles, and the Indiana Constitution's double jeopardy provisions are more stringent than the U.S. Constitution's protections.
4 posted on 05/25/2005 1:27:59 PM PDT by hispanichoosier
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To: Tax-chick

And turkeys


5 posted on 05/25/2005 1:28:28 PM PDT by Xenophobic Alien (Fathers Against Rude Television.)
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To: b4its2late

Guinea pig throws IU student from dorm for not offering the correct protection while in the dorm. Sarc off


6 posted on 05/25/2005 1:28:53 PM PDT by handy old one (It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. Aristotle)
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To: Air Conditioned Gypsy

Gee, you can't have any fun with your pets anymore.


7 posted on 05/25/2005 1:28:59 PM PDT by Luna (Lobbing the Holy Hand Grenade at Liberalism)
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To: Tax-chick

do you know why they dont let the blind skydive



scares the hell out of the dogs


8 posted on 05/25/2005 1:29:10 PM PDT by al baby
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To: Air Conditioned Gypsy

However, it's not cruel to starve a human animal to death, civilly or criminally.


9 posted on 05/25/2005 1:29:32 PM PDT by RSmithOpt (Liberalism: Highway to Hell)
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To: al baby

Bwahahahaha!


10 posted on 05/25/2005 1:30:01 PM PDT by Tax-chick (I'm a shallow, demagoguic sectarian because it's easier than working for a living.)
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To: Air Conditioned Gypsy
Cruelty to animals?

Things like this make you wonder how many people, judges included, have the slightest idea how the hockey puck on their McDonald's hamburger got there.

11 posted on 05/25/2005 1:30:02 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (Drug prohibition laws spawned the federal health care monopoly and fund terrorism.)
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To: Luna

Next thing you know, cat juggling will be illegal.


12 posted on 05/25/2005 1:30:04 PM PDT by Air Conditioned Gypsy
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To: Air Conditioned Gypsy
Oh for gosh sakes! Are the police now going to go into scientific research labs and free all the mice and monkeys? In the 1950's we were launching mice, cats, dogs and apes into space to see what effect it had on life. And Homer Simpson brought an ant farm with him on the space shuttle (they got loose and mad a big mess)! I think seeing if one could engineer a parachute for a guinea pig would have a certain scientific value to science/engineering students.

We're turning into a nation of wet blankets.

13 posted on 05/25/2005 1:30:06 PM PDT by Alas Babylon!
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To: Xenophobic Alien

Remember the show WKRP when Les Nessman dropped the turkeys from the helicopter?


14 posted on 05/25/2005 1:30:32 PM PDT by beltfed308
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Things like this make you wonder how many people, judges included, have the slightest idea how the hockey puck on their McDonald's hamburger got there?

It grows in WAL-MART trees.


15 posted on 05/25/2005 1:31:24 PM PDT by handy old one (It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. Aristotle)
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To: Air Conditioned Gypsy
Hmmm.

Meanwhile, over in the biology lab, guinea pigs are routinely dissected.

Seems to me that if the kid had written a paper about his experience, he could have defended it as research.

16 posted on 05/25/2005 1:31:52 PM PDT by Oberon (What does it take to make government shrink?)
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To: Air Conditioned Gypsy

I'm sitting here laughing out loud... I'm sorry, but I find this funny. its not like the chute did not deploy and the little bugger became roadkill...


17 posted on 05/25/2005 1:33:15 PM PDT by RayBob (Republicans...we eat our own.)
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To: Xenophobic Alien

Funniest line---EVER--on WKRP.


18 posted on 05/25/2005 1:33:31 PM PDT by Gunrunner2
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To: Air Conditioned Gypsy

I would pay for a modified clay pigeon launcher that threw small mammals into the air for target shooting. They make a satisfying squeak when they disintegrate.

(Yes we are allowed to own rifles here.)

Regards, Ivan


19 posted on 05/25/2005 1:34:41 PM PDT by MadIvan (You underestimate the power of the Dark Side - http://www.sithorder.com/)
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To: beltfed308

"I honestly thought that Turkeys could fly."


20 posted on 05/25/2005 1:35:20 PM PDT by Clemenza (Vader 2008: In your heart, you know he's right)
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