[SmithL]

Ah, the chili plot thickens.

[BigFinn]

Caught with a finger in the cookie jar. Make her pay restitution for losses at Wendy's. Or better yet, scrub the restaurants floors for the rest of her life with a toothbrush. That will stop this kind of malarky.

[HEY4QDEMS]

You might be a Redneck if.....

....You've ever used a body part to pay off a small debt.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Why would you sell your finger in the first place? Sounds like the whole circle of people are insane.

[hunter112]

So, when are they gonna bust the husband for at least his part in a conspiracy? Are either of these two illegals?

[Calico Cat]

I don't believe it for a minute. They're just picking on her because she's a little Latina, and not a big, tall white man!

[InvisibleChurch]

Yanqi ingenuity

[el_chupacabra]

Please PM me if you would like on or off my "Creative Debt Reduction Techniques" ping list.

[lowbridge]

bump

[Deaf Smith]

"was caught in a mechanical truck hoist"

I thought that they stated that it was a well manicured finger. Not what one would expect for someone that does physical work.

[connectthedots]

When is/was the Wendy's free Frosty promotion?

[TheSarce]

The co-worker's right ring finger was sheered off

This appeared in an allegedly-major newspaper? With Professional Journalists and Editors who are highly-trained instead of sitting around in their pajamas? Shear genius!