Posted on 05/11/2005 7:27:43 AM PDT by day10
Vikings running back Onterrio Smith was detained last month at Minneapolis-St. Paul Airport after police found paraphernalia later identified as a kit used to circumvent drug tests. Smith acknowledged to airport police that he was carrying dried urine, along with a device called "The Original Whizzinator" and a bottle of pills labeled "Cleansing Formula." He told police the kit was "for making a clean urine test," according to the police report, and said he was taking the materials to his cousin. Smith was suspended four games last season after testing positive for marijuana, his second "strike" in the league's program. An attempt to substitute a urine specimen qualifies as a positive test, but NFL spokesman Greg Aiello did not immediately know Tuesday whether possession of a masking device fits that criteria. Onterrio SmithAnn HeisenfeltAssociated PressSmith could not be reached for comment. His agents -- Michael Sullivan, Doug Hendrickson and Jeff Sperbeck -- declined to comment. Vikings coach Mike Tice said he was unaware of the incident and had no comment. According to the police report, a bag Smith was carrying set off security alarms before an April 21 flight. The alarms later were traced to a tube of toothpaste. During the search, a Transportation Security Administration officer found "six or seven" vials of white powder in a clear bag, according to the report. Airport police were called to the scene and began inspecting the materials in a private room. A sample from one of the vials tested negative for cocaine and opiates. Smith was then led into the room and identified the powder as dried urine. He also acknowledged the presence of a Whizzinator. Smith was allowed to leave after questioning. The $150 device includes a prosthetic penis attached to a jockstrap and plastic bag. Using a syringe.....
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I hope he at least had the black d*ck version.
And my formatting stinks as it is non-existent - apologies to all.
Dang. They can't get off the pipe for over a $$million a year?? That's pretty sad.
The Whizzinator has been out for quite a while. But this was for his cousin - - - you believe him don't you?
that's funny.
I'm surprised they test for pot, I bet there's alot of pot in pro sports......
A pro football player smoking dope in the off-season? Who knew?
I live a sheltered life........
I was going to post a picture of this charming device,but it would be yanked immediately.
Well, the good news for Smith is that the league will probably shift to a new 87 strike system!
Onterrio=Ontario?..
I'd be helpful and post a picture, but being fresh off of suspension.......
Pathetic that these pro athletes who make big money find their lives so empty or miserable that they have to have drugs.
Testing times
For his daily sample, Sizemore slung an artificial penis called the "Whizzinator" round his loins and whizzed hopefully. No luck. The probation officer wasn't fooled.
"He also acknowledged the presence of a Whizzinator." Imagine having to admit to the presence of a Whizzinator? It must have been right next his thingamajiggy. That's where I carry mine.
"Say, is that a Whizzinator in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?"
Nice goin', Onterrio.
PS-Doesn't he have a twin named Interrio?
I believe it's spelled correctly - I copied the headline straight from the web site.
I wasn't questioning your spelling...that is the way he spells it...
Oh, yeah - it was his cousin. And if it was true, who is his cousin? He/she is probably not going to be too happy about that...
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