Posted on 05/06/2005 7:52:07 AM PDT by TheBigB
What, it's Friday again? WHY YES IT IS!!!! :) Woo Hoo! Time to have some fun!
"Let's kick out the jams! No mooshing...this is not a Limp Bisquick concert!"
Maria S. turned 18 last week. Your thoughts are now legal.
"Silliness? Fascinating."
(The ONLY true Star Trek)
ALWAYS recycle!
Oh how adorable!! Where do you find this stuff? :-)
Smuttered Rabbit
1 rabbit, cleaned and cut up
salt and pepper
cooking ool
flour
onion, chopped
bell pepper chopped
2 cups warm water
coat rabbit pieces while oil heats. Add rabbit to skillet, fry 2 to 4 minutes. Remove. Stir in vegies 1 to 2 minutes. Ad rabit pieces and water. Boil, the lower heat to simmer til gravy thickens. Serve over rice, grits or potatoes, with cornbread to sop up gravy.
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead
bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As he examined
the body of Mr. Schwartz, who was about to be cremated, he made an amazing
discovery. Schwartz had the longest private part he had ever seen!
"I'm sorry, Mr. Schwartz", said the mortician, "but I can't send you off to
be cremated with a tremendously huge private part like this. It has to be
saved for posterity."
With that, the coroner used his tools to remove the dead man's scaling. He
stuffed his prize into a briefcase and took it home The first person he
showed it to was his wife.
"I have something to show you that you won't believe," he said, and opened
up his briefcase.
"Oh my God!" the wife screamed, "Schwartz is dead!"
This is a detective story . . .
So Pay Close Attention!!!
Three elderly ladies are excited about seeing their first
baseball game. They have smuggled a bottle into the ball park.
The game is real exciting and they are enjoying themselves
immensely... mixing the Jack Daniel's with soft drinks.
Soon they realize that the bottle is almost gone and the
game has a lot of innings to go.
Based on the given information, what inning is it and how
many players are on base?
Think!
Think some more!!
You're gonna love it
Answer:
It's the bottom of the fifth and the bags are loaded!
Poor girl needs some clothes....
Hey look me over
Lend me an beer
Fresh out of cover
Cleavage up to here
But don't pass the plate folks
Don't pass the cup
I figure whenever you're down and out
The only way is up -- and out
Ha, that Goliath panel was outstanding!
great!
Dittos to that!!!!
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