Posted on 05/06/2005 7:52:07 AM PDT by TheBigB
What, it's Friday again? WHY YES IT IS!!!! :) Woo Hoo! Time to have some fun!
"Let's kick out the jams! No mooshing...this is not a Limp Bisquick concert!"
Maria S. turned 18 last week. Your thoughts are now legal. 
"Silliness? Fascinating." 
(The ONLY true Star Trek)
ALWAYS recycle! 
LOL!
The thread that flooded!
Only on FR!
LOL!
OK, it's getting late, so this will be my antipenultimate post on this thread.
...and this will be my penultimate post on this thread.
...and this will be my ultimate post on this thread. May the silliness persist week after week...
Okers.
I shall be heading off to my unholy repose myself.
Just type 'Friday Silliness Thread' into the FReeper search engine, et voila!
Why do men's hearts beat quicker, go weak in the knees, get dry throats and think irrationally when a woman wears leather clothing?
BECAUSE SHE SMELLS LIKE A NEW TRUCK !!!
A family is enjoying a day at the circus when the young boy
points at the elephant. He says, "Mom whats that long thing
on the elephant?"
She says, "That's his trunk."
He replies, "No mom, behind the trunk."
She says, "Well that's his tail."
Frustrated, he says, "No mom, I know what the trunk and tail
look like but it's in front of his tail."
She says, "Oh that's nothing."
He turns to the father and says, "Hey dad what's the long thing
on the elephant not his trunk or his tail?"
The father says, "Well that's the elephant's penis, son."
Puzzled the boy looks up at his father and says, "Well why'd
mom say it was nothing?"
The father puffs his chest out and says, "Well son, I spoil
that woman!"
heh heh heh
Got my "yucks" another way today...
Was in Dallas (yuck) in a meeting (YUCK) with a lawyer (YUCK)
I'll do my best to make up for it next week.
I'll take the one in the middle.
Thanks!
I didn't know the place closed down after dark.
Dang!
Thanks, ..134 days to go! :D
Thanks, ..134 days to go! :D
You know he was waiting that whole time just to make those exciting play-by-play calls. He let's out a big *sigh* at the beginning like he knows it's downhill from there. LOL! Poor fella :)
Huh? and Huh? again.
Sorry, my bad.
"Bloody Sam ???????" had a thread some time ago, where you could take a "test" and the test would give you a "Pirates' Name", based on your answers...a very funny site. :D
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