*** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD ***

5/7/05 | TheBigB

[TheBigB]

What, it's Friday again? WHY YES IT IS!!!! :) Woo Hoo! Time to have some fun!

"Let's kick out the jams! No mooshing...this is not a Limp Bisquick concert!"

Maria S. turned 18 last week. Your thoughts are now legal.

"Silliness? Fascinating."

(The ONLY true Star Trek)

ALWAYS recycle!

[TexKat]

BUTTON CONGRATULATES AJ-JA'FARI

Moscow, AFP, May 5, P4

The Russian President Vladimir Button had addressed a congratulation telegram to the Iraqi Prime Minister Dr. Ibrahim aj-Ga'fari, on assumption of his new post.Through the telegram, the Russian President renewed on Wednesday his country's determination to help in upgrading Iraq's economy, enhancing its sovereignty.The telegram which had been published by the Kremlin said that the Russian President hoped success to Dr. aj-Ja'fari to realize welfare and prosperity to the Iraqi people during safe and peace circumstances.During this anniversary, Button added "I would like to confirm that Russia is ready to contribute by all means to upgrade Iraq's economy and enhance its sovereignty and stability, stressing that Russia is seriously seeking to enlarge its ties with Iraq."

[Dashing Dasher]

Those are hilarious!
The one called T- Shirt Hell is my favorite!

Too funny!

PA.. have you seen these?

[ericthecurdog]

AHEM... er... rather...

Ping... that's about how big my childhood cat I was telling you about was.

It ate squirrels... whole.

I guess I should check the 'To' field before I ping, huh?

[Dashing Dasher]

[Arrowhead1952]

I'm surprised this hasn't been posted on the OFST today.

[The SISU kid]

My Wife & I on our Honeymoon 10 years ago last April 23rd.

8^)

[Dashing Dasher]

Coming more?

LOL!!!!

[ericthecurdog]

Whuh... whaa... what day is it?

[njwoman]

Yes. That is Mel. He tends to have that kind of effect... :-)

[The SISU kid]

[Stone Mountain]

The difference between cats and dogs:

The dog thinks, "Wow, you feed me, shelter me, take care of me... you must be a god!"

The cat thinks, "Wow, you feed me, shelter me, take care of me... I must be a god!"

[ericthecurdog]

BWWWWAAAAA...

[Arrowhead1952]

Heh!! Heh!! Heh!!

Just got this a few minutes ago.

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Subject: FW: Skin Graft

Subject: Skin Graft

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny.

So the husband offered to donate some of his skin. However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty! One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice.

She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?"

"My darling," he replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."

[Dashing Dasher]

yep, saw that coming too.....

[pissant]

What am I supposed to look at?

[Dashing Dasher]

Huh?

[njwoman]

LOL!