Posted on 05/06/2005 7:52:07 AM PDT by TheBigB
What, it's Friday again? WHY YES IT IS!!!! :) Woo Hoo! Time to have some fun!
"Let's kick out the jams! No mooshing...this is not a Limp Bisquick concert!"
Maria S. turned 18 last week. Your thoughts are now legal. 
"Silliness? Fascinating." 
(The ONLY true Star Trek)
ALWAYS recycle! 
What is a Cat?
Cats do what they want. They rarely listen to you. They're totally unpredictable. When you want to play, they want to be alone. When you want to be alone, they want to play. They expect you to cater to their every whim. They're moody. They leave hair everywhere.
Conclusion: They're tiny women in little fur coats.
*****
What is a Dog?
Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the next room. They can look dumb and lovable at the same time. They growl when they are not happy. When you want to play, they want to play. When you want to be alone, they want to play. They leave their toys everywhere. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss. They go right for your crotch as soon as they meet you.
Conclusion: They're tiny men in little fur coats.
Few know of the cardinal almost elected Pope.
Hans Grapje was raised in a Catholic school in the Hague and as a young man aspired to be a priest, but he was drafted during WWII and spent two years as a pilot until his plane was shot down and he lost his arm. He spent the rest of the war as a chaplain.
After the war he became a priest, serving as an African missionary, piloting a plane from one distant post to another despite his handicap. In Zimbabwe, in 1997 Archbishop Grapje went down into a silver mine following a cave-in to administer last rites to those too severely injured to move. Another shaft collapsed and he was buried for three days, sufering injuries including the loss of his right eye. The high silver content and minerals in the dank air gave him 'purpura', a life-long condition characterized by purplish skin blotches.
Although Cardinal Grapje devoted his life to the service of God as a scholar, mentor, and holy man, his fellow Cardinals unfortunately reached the conclusion that it was not meant to be:
no one wants a one-eyed, one-armed, flying purple Papal leader.
That was in an email forward :) I just saved the pic.
Holy crap....what are they feeding that thing?
It needs a diet and a hair cut :)
Wow - never wanted to be a beer so much in my life!
Best protection a lady can have: "Massive Angry Tomcat!"
Now in convenient "Couch" size for those pesky "won't take no as an answer" types who need shredding fast!
Goody - wit a ton of in-laws up dere, dat batch just hit the wires doncha know, you betcha.
"Pa! Pa! I'm a gittin' married. I think yool like the girl. And guess what? She's a virgin!!!"
Son, you aint't gittin hitched to that girl. If she ain't good enough fer her kin, she aint good enough fer our'n!"
LOL!
Kentucky Legalizes Sister-Brother By Brian Briggs |
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Frankfort, KY - In a trend that is sweeping across America the Kentucky Senate unanimously approved a bill legalizing sister-brother civil unions. The governor is expected to sign the bill into law tomorrow. An amendment legalizing brother-brother civil unions was soundly defeated. "It's time that sister-brother couples receive the same treatment under the law as other married couples," said state Senator Gil Winkley. "That brother-brother amendment though, well, that just ain't right." Gail and Bobby White (pictured at right) were happy with the decision. "It is a victory for civil rights everywhere. Now our children won't have to explain why Uncle Dad and Auntie Mom aren't married," said Bobby. Similar measures are expected to pass the legislatures in West Virginia, Alabama and Arkansas later this month. In a related story, Iowa has passed a measure that legalizes Farmer-Sheep civil unions. |
That is awesome!!
I have got to get a "Spicy Wench" t-shirt!!
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