Michelle Malkin: I'm No South Park Conservative

The National Ledger ^ | May 4, 2005 | Michelle Malkin

[Mo1]

I wonder if there is a list of shows that Conservatives are allowed and not allowed to watch?

[Flyer]

I didn't see Laura's performance, but I have to agree with many that when she dances half-naked on stage while playing with sex toys, all in front of an audience of 4 year olds. . . disgusting!

[SittinYonder]

now she can go back to defending the use of internment camps during WWII

Malkin, IMO, has been good on taking a tough stance against Islamofacism and securing the borders. When she becomes an every-day pundit on the issue of the moment she tends to get wobbly. I'm only interested in Malkin if she's talking about putting Muslims or illegals in camps.

[Stonedog]

I wonder if there is a list of shows that Conservatives are allowed and not allowed to watch?

Of course there is. It's published annually by the "We don't live in glass houses." Society, iirc.

[Howlin]

Oh, that's a big help; you do realize that some of the dimbulbs around here with believe that because they NEED to, right? :-)

[RepublicMan4U]

I don't want to be the one to break this if no else has noticed yet, but South Park seems to make fun of Republicans a lot, too. Why the haste to claim it as a conservative show?

[L.N. Smithee]

Thank you, thank you, thank you Michelle. I had not seen this column when I said essentially the same thing here.

Let the whining of those who will laugh at anything because they are told it is funny continue.

[Howlin]

LOL!

[Flyer]

Oh. . . you mean that's not how it was?

Hard to tell from what I've read.

[USNBandit]

So by her rational we should gather up every muslim in the this country and ship them to Manzanar? There is still a lot of open land there.

I think this country can do better than that.

[Howlin]

Tell me, if you don't mind, did calling Peach a "faux Christian" give you a rush or did it just give you that warm, fuzzy morally superior feeling so many of you seem to crave?

[Howlin]

I've read a lot of stuff on here these last few days; in fact, I bet I have read the word "masturbate" 10,000 times; I couldn't possibly count the number of times I've read "jerking off." And "penis" -- well, how many stars are in the galaxy?

All posted by the very people who are so "o-ffended" by Laura's remarks. And I am positive they were SMILING when they posted them.

[ozzymandus]

I didn't know Michelle was so uptight. She's really hung up on "horse masturbation", even though the joke was about milking a hosre, not jerking one off. Didn't it ever occour to her the First Lady was talking about a mare? (that's a girl horse for you city folks)

[dts32041]

Naw just send them north to Canada and south to mexico.

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[goldstategop]

I do agree with Michelle Malkin about holding profanity and coarse jokes to a minimum but I part company with her in being always overly polite to the Left. There's no question sometimes they deserve to be horse-whipped.

(Denny Crane: "Sometimes you can only look for answers from God and failing that... and Fox News".)

[Clemenza]

OC-Ol' Cracker, is that you?

[SittinYonder]

I think this country can do better than that.

I understand your sentiments, but I'll withhold judgment for the time. We may find out she was right.

[RepublicMan4U]

I can't help but wonder if the "South Park Conservative" movement in the Republican party won't mean a swell for the Constitution Party. The current right is a coalition only a few decades old and could break down. Not that this is a good thing, since a third party still cannot compete on the national level, and we all know what a loss for the Republicans would mean.

I saw a lot of Christians called "right-wing" and extremist on the other Malkin thread for defending their particular standard of decency, but I don't think it's a matter of them being more extreme as much as where their priorities are. Some conservatives would like to see a return to Christian values, some just want a strong defence, some could care less about morals and just don't want to pay taxes. I don't think whichever priorities one chooses makes him or her any more right-wing than others. An atheistic conservative can be an extremist too.

[t_skoz]

When is she going to go away?

*yawn*