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Laura leaves 'em laughing, gasping (Not a very family-values-type speech..very risque: David Korn)
WashingtonTimes ^ | May 02, 2005 | By Joseph Curl

Posted on 05/02/2005 6:00:13 AM PDT by fight_truth_decay

Who knew? First lady Laura Bush took over the podium from her husband at Saturday night's annual White House Correspondents' Association dinner and knocked 'em dead, keeping Washington's most powerful politicos in stitches as she worked the ballroom like a seasoned stand-up comic.

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Although Washington's movers and shakers laughed at Mrs. Bush's performance, some in the press woke up with a Sunday morning hangover and began to criticize her monologue as immodest at best and downright bawdy at worst.

"Laura Bush cracks risque jokes at the White House Correspondents' dinner," sniffed Agence France-Presse. CNN reporter Elaine Quijano, who attended the dinner, also apparently had her sensibilities scarred by some of the first lady's quips.

"In some respects, I think for some folks it was a little shocking because she kind of crossed the line a little bit in some people's minds," she said.

"It was very risque," the Nation's David Korn said yesterday on Fox News. "I was wondering what the social conservatives and James Dobson had to say about all these jokes that were laced with sexual innuendo. Not a very family-values-type speech. I'm not sure I want to explain a lot of those jokes to my 4-year-old."

Eyebrows were raised by the first lady's bit about the president's ranching skills, which Mrs. Bush said her husband lacked because the elite schools he attended, Andover and Yale, "don't have a real strong ranching program."

She then added: "He's learned a lot about ranching since that first year when he tried to milk the horse. What's worse, it was a male horse."

The crowd howled. The joke, a female Associated Press reporter said, "had women giggling in the bathroom."

(Excerpt) Read more at washtimes.com ...


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To: SHEENA26
If Terrorayyzza Heinz-Kerry had said the same lines, they'd be talking about how intelligent, clever and witty she was...she'd even pop in an F word here and there.

If she said that John EFFEN Skerry milked a male horse, I'd be laughing my ass off. He's stupid enough to do it.

981 posted on 05/02/2005 12:22:16 PM PDT by BigSkyFreeper (Matthew 16:18)
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To: Howlin

I'm not butting in to your (as usual), interesting conversation, but, but, but....


I don't think John Ashcroft really lost his election. I think the usual democratic St. Louis voting hanky panky did him in. And if he'd chosen to fight the widow, I think he would have won.


982 posted on 05/02/2005 12:23:10 PM PDT by YaYa123 (@)
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To: BigSkyFreeper

If we keep this up we will be accused of being in Howlin's gang as well


983 posted on 05/02/2005 12:23:14 PM PDT by snugs (An English Cheney Chick - BIG TIME - Vote Conservative 5th May 2005)
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To: 68 grunt
John Ashcroft did lose the Senatorial election from his home state of Missouri probably because of dirty politics in the Democrat machine run polling booths of St. Louis and Kansas City and a corrupt judiciary that permitted the widow of Mel Carnahan to run in place of her deceased husband. But even if he lost, so did President Bush, in his first run for a Congressional seat in West Texas.

As for Haley Barbour, he is presently Governor of Mississippi.

984 posted on 05/02/2005 12:23:22 PM PDT by Wallace T.
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To: Howlin
Did I ping you to that post? I wasn't discussing you; I was making a GENERAL statement.

Wrong. Post 914 was directed TO ME:

Oh, wasn't I suppose to say anything, being a woman and all?

You're so busy attacking, you can't even keep track of what you've posted. I don't have a problem with someone else having a differing opinion. I do have a serious problem with people of such low character that they will attack the other poster's marriage or put words into their mouth. Those people aren't worth wasting any further time on, because they've shown just what they are made of.

985 posted on 05/02/2005 12:23:22 PM PDT by dirtboy (Drooling moron since 1998...)
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To: ShowMeMom

Well, this is true; I remember them keeping the polls open but ONLY in the DNC districts, right?

And I am racking my brain, trying to remember what office Haley Barbour was elected to, other than governor.


986 posted on 05/02/2005 12:23:37 PM PDT by Howlin (North Carolina, where beer kegs are registered and illegal aliens run free.)
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To: Howlin
Oh, wasn't I suppose to say anything, being a woman and all?

{DOH!} Now I get it. :-)

987 posted on 05/02/2005 12:23:55 PM PDT by newgeezer (Just my opinion, of course. Your mileage may vary.)
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To: durasell

Thank You!


988 posted on 05/02/2005 12:24:28 PM PDT by ruoflaw
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To: farmer18th
Why would you never go back if you aren't ashamed?

Because it's like picking up a hot horseshoe; you only need to "pick it up" once to know what it's like.

989 posted on 05/02/2005 12:24:32 PM PDT by Howlin (North Carolina, where beer kegs are registered and illegal aliens run free.)
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To: farmer18th
Why would you never go back if you aren't ashamed? Why not have a stripper every night in your home along with all your other "God-fearing" friends?

As for me... been there, done that. Had a good time, but now I've seen it. There's only so much mystery under a man's pants, as it turns out... :~D

990 posted on 05/02/2005 12:25:30 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog (I'd rather be happy than right...)
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To: Howlin

Barbour was once the Chairman of the GOP.


991 posted on 05/02/2005 12:25:50 PM PDT by BigSkyFreeper (Matthew 16:18)
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To: newgeezer
{DOH!} Now I get it. :-)

Don't worry; I won't post to you anymore, for fear of offending you with useless "women talk."

And please tell me you knew that. You've been here a long time -- I thought everybody knew.

992 posted on 05/02/2005 12:26:11 PM PDT by Howlin (North Carolina, where beer kegs are registered and illegal aliens run free.)
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To: BigSkyFreeper; onyx

Well, I wasn't away that the "real, true conservatives" put him there, were you?


993 posted on 05/02/2005 12:26:59 PM PDT by Howlin (North Carolina, where beer kegs are registered and illegal aliens run free.)
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To: Wallace T.

Finally, an intelligence argument on this thread. Thank you.

A)There is the implication that the Founding Fathers (and some of our current pols) are somehow above the muck and mire of struggling with moral issues in their own lives just like the rest of us common folk. They weren't. They put their pants on one leg at a time, just like everyone else.

B)The issue comes into play when the immutable laws of government -- if they are immutable -- intrude on private issues. Should government be the guardian of morality? And if so, how far should it go in regulating? We already regulate all manner of moral issues, so that line is somewhat fluid. That's why the debate is.


994 posted on 05/02/2005 12:27:20 PM PDT by durasell (Friends are so alarming, My lover's never charming...)
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To: shhrubbery!
As pointed out in post 410, she did that very well --with some of her jokes. Others crossed the line.

That's your line, not mine.

Ah, thank you so much for gracing us with your superiority and your insight into the minds of us low-functioning ones. Are you a shrink, mayhaps? Or do you just play one here?

No, I am not a shrink, just an observer of human behavior. I saw the Krauthammer interview as well. He pointed out that his medical training gave him no greater insight into the political scene, but he could recognize the symptoms of mental illness.

Your comments, and those of some others on this thread, indicate that you aparently were offended by the perceived sexual comments made by Laura Bush. I find those comments more instructive on how you the view the world than Laura Bush.

Your description of her calling the President Mr. Excitement as a "sarcastic, sexual innuendo" seems to indicate that you believe that Mrs. Bush is not being satisfied sexually and is lashing out against her husband. She is issuing a plantive call for help hence her description of herself as a "desparate housewife." Her desire to go to Chippendales, along with Lynne "Dollar Bill" Cheney (who must have sexual problems of her own), is a really a subconscious need for sexual satisfaction and excitement. The fact that two Supreme Court justices also attended Chippendales is indicative of Washington's elite women's failure to find sexual satisfaction at home and the need to experiment with kinky, voyeuristic sex in public places.

President Bush's sexual proclivities seem to tend towards beastiality. His "milking" of a male horse rather than a conventional cow, is shorthand for someone who seeks sexual release through animals. Laura seems to attribute this odd behavior to his sheltered citified upbringing and education at Andover and Yale.

I have to get the transcript of Laura's remarks to see what other hidden and not so hidden sexual comments were made, but is that the way you see it? A First Lady who talks like a whore and is sexually frustrated, and a President with a low libido who is into beastiality?

995 posted on 05/02/2005 12:27:35 PM PDT by kabar
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To: snugs
You were the one that kept on about how your wife was outraged by Laura's comments had you just left it at one mention no one would have majored on it but you would not let it rest.

Ah, and so that justifies you and Eva disparaging my marriage. You must be really proud of that.

I am quite happy to debate your real issues on the matter but so far I can make out that it offended your wife's sensibilities - according to you.

Go find someone of similar low character to debate. I've offered you plenty of opportunities to take a higher road, and you've refused.

996 posted on 05/02/2005 12:28:06 PM PDT by dirtboy (Drooling moron since 1998...)
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To: farmer18th
If my husband was invited to a bachelor party with friends, in the future, that include "exotic dancers", I would have no problem what-so-ever with his going. There I hope I answered the question to your liking. I have 100% faith in my husband, and in God, to let jealousy ruin a great marriage.

And Sir, if you are married, and you do not have 100% faith in your wife, please don't project your insecurities onto others in the future, you only make yourself seem petty.

997 posted on 05/02/2005 12:28:22 PM PDT by codercpc
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To: farmer18th
Why would you never go back if you aren't ashamed?

Because life is too short to get caught up in the daily nuance.

998 posted on 05/02/2005 12:28:24 PM PDT by BigSkyFreeper (Matthew 16:18)
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To: dirtboy
Wrong. Post 914 was directed TO ME:

Exactly. And try to understand that just because you post somethign, every post after that isn't directly associated with you.

999 posted on 05/02/2005 12:28:34 PM PDT by Howlin (North Carolina, where beer kegs are registered and illegal aliens run free.)
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To: An American Patriot

Nice Post and I agree with your common sense.


1,000 posted on 05/02/2005 12:28:41 PM PDT by OKIEDOC (LL THE)
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