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Laura leaves 'em laughing, gasping (Not a very family-values-type speech..very risque: David Korn)
WashingtonTimes ^ | May 02, 2005 | By Joseph Curl

Posted on 05/02/2005 6:00:13 AM PDT by fight_truth_decay

Who knew? First lady Laura Bush took over the podium from her husband at Saturday night's annual White House Correspondents' Association dinner and knocked 'em dead, keeping Washington's most powerful politicos in stitches as she worked the ballroom like a seasoned stand-up comic.

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Although Washington's movers and shakers laughed at Mrs. Bush's performance, some in the press woke up with a Sunday morning hangover and began to criticize her monologue as immodest at best and downright bawdy at worst.

"Laura Bush cracks risque jokes at the White House Correspondents' dinner," sniffed Agence France-Presse. CNN reporter Elaine Quijano, who attended the dinner, also apparently had her sensibilities scarred by some of the first lady's quips.

"In some respects, I think for some folks it was a little shocking because she kind of crossed the line a little bit in some people's minds," she said.

"It was very risque," the Nation's David Korn said yesterday on Fox News. "I was wondering what the social conservatives and James Dobson had to say about all these jokes that were laced with sexual innuendo. Not a very family-values-type speech. I'm not sure I want to explain a lot of those jokes to my 4-year-old."

Eyebrows were raised by the first lady's bit about the president's ranching skills, which Mrs. Bush said her husband lacked because the elite schools he attended, Andover and Yale, "don't have a real strong ranching program."

She then added: "He's learned a lot about ranching since that first year when he tried to milk the horse. What's worse, it was a male horse."

The crowd howled. The joke, a female Associated Press reporter said, "had women giggling in the bathroom."

(Excerpt) Read more at washtimes.com ...


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To: MamaB
You are getting more unreal with every statement you make. Do you really think that Laura does not spend quality time with her family?

Actually, you guys are getting unreal with the depths you will read into a comment.

761 posted on 05/02/2005 10:58:12 AM PDT by wideawake (God bless our brave soldiers and their Commander in Chief)
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To: shhrubbery!
I thought she got off to a bad start with her too-personal jibe at the president, calling her husband "Mr. Excitement" --a pretty sarcastic thing to say in the context of the all the sexual innuendo about "Desperate Housewives" and Chippendales.

Now that is an interesting take. I find the comments on this thread more about the people themselves than Laura Bush. It is a Rorschach test on their emotional and intellectual functioning and integration. Mr. Excitement now becomes a sarcastic, sexual innuendo. Hmmmm.

Bravo Laura. I have watched many of these incestuous correspondents' dinners and lame performances by Presidents trying to be comedians. It was refreshing to have a wife get up and be the center of attention and a President secure in own skin willing to be the butt of the jokes.

762 posted on 05/02/2005 10:58:20 AM PDT by kabar
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To: ohioWfan

Believe it or not, it's a "she."


763 posted on 05/02/2005 10:58:34 AM PDT by Howlin (North Carolina, where beer kegs are registered and illegal aliens run free.)
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To: pollyannaish

I'm glad you decided to post because yours is the most sensible post of the day, imo.

Don't be shy about posting and I'm glad we helped you keep sane during the election. LOL

Your husband sounds like mine. He'll say, "Well, just go tell the freepers; I've already heard it ten times." LOL


764 posted on 05/02/2005 10:58:46 AM PDT by Peach (The Clintons have pardoned more terrorists than they ever killed or captured.)
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To: dirtboy
My wife was offended. Wanna call her outrage fake?

No sad you probably told her she should be outraged I bet you have a scintillating marriage.

765 posted on 05/02/2005 10:59:21 AM PDT by snugs (An English Cheney Chick - BIG TIME - Vote Conservative 5th May 2005)
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To: pollyannaish
I think so he doesn't have to listen to the post I would make if I actually posted.

ROFLMAO. Been there, done that!

766 posted on 05/02/2005 10:59:22 AM PDT by Howlin (North Carolina, where beer kegs are registered and illegal aliens run free.)
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To: Howlin
Believe it or not, it actually gets worse

That's not so bad.

767 posted on 05/02/2005 11:00:07 AM PDT by newgeezer (Just my opinion, of course. Your mileage may vary.)
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To: pollyannaish

Excellent post. Thank you.


768 posted on 05/02/2005 11:00:49 AM PDT by GatĂșn(CraigIsaMangoTreeLawyer)
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To: dirtboy

You and your wife are entitled to your own impressions, but you really should respect the right of others to disagree with those impressions. A prig is not the same as a prude.

Prig - A person who demonstrates an exaggerated conformity or propriety, especially in an irritatingly arrogant or smug manner


769 posted on 05/02/2005 11:01:02 AM PDT by Eva
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To: snugs

I'm with you; something else is going on here.


770 posted on 05/02/2005 11:01:15 AM PDT by Howlin (North Carolina, where beer kegs are registered and illegal aliens run free.)
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To: snugs
No sad you probably told her she should be outraged I bet you have a scintillating marriage.

I can see why you don't have a problem with what Laura said - anyone who can post those kind of comments on FR is a pretty sorry specimen. You wouldn't dare say crap like that to someone's face, but get behind a keyboard...

771 posted on 05/02/2005 11:02:06 AM PDT by dirtboy (Drooling moron since 1998...)
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To: fight_truth_decay
Like SHE wrote the comedy routine,,...
She just read it.. as she was told to do..
Good job of reading by the way..

Delivered to a very perverse audience.. Faulting her for it is what perverts DO.. They pervert things.. Entertaining Normalphobes is a perverse act.

Bush and minions are "Unite'ers not Divide'ers"..
Thats the problem, not DIVIDEING with abject Socialists and Globalists..
Moral; Lie down with dogs you come up with FLEAS.. And their social diseases..

772 posted on 05/02/2005 11:03:00 AM PDT by hosepipe (This Propaganda has been edited to include not a small amount of Hyperbole..)
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To: Howlin
...something else is going on here.

Part opinion shapers who haven o idea how REAL conservatives think and act and part no sense of humor agenda drivers.

773 posted on 05/02/2005 11:03:04 AM PDT by Peach (The Clintons have pardoned more terrorists than they ever killed or captured.)
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To: dirtboy
Nor do I, sweetie.

He's just right on this one.........and you're one of the sad fellows who needs to 'chill.'

774 posted on 05/02/2005 11:03:09 AM PDT by ohioWfan ("If My people, which are called by My name, will humble themselves and pray.....")
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To: newgeezer

Not if you live in the Stone Age.


775 posted on 05/02/2005 11:03:41 AM PDT by Howlin (North Carolina, where beer kegs are registered and illegal aliens run free.)
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To: Eva
You and your wife are entitled to your own impressions, but you really should respect the right of others to disagree with those impressions.

I have said repeatedly on this thread that both sides have a point. However, you cast judgement on my wife, without knowing her at all, which is pretty crass. I would not do the same to your spouse.

776 posted on 05/02/2005 11:03:46 AM PDT by dirtboy (Drooling moron since 1998...)
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To: Peach

Wow.


777 posted on 05/02/2005 11:03:49 AM PDT by newgeezer (Just my opinion, of course. Your mileage may vary.)
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To: Howlin
Ha! I'm so glad I'm not the only one.

I love freepers...even the grouchy ones. Every neighborhood has an Oscar. Or two or fifty. Thanks

778 posted on 05/02/2005 11:04:00 AM PDT by pollyannaish
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To: HairOfTheDog; snugs; ohioWfan
D'you get the feeling from some posting here that they would like the First Lady better if she would be just a wall-flower or an ornament decorating the President's arm? I mean, I guess Laura commited an unforgivable "sin" by being herself. and George, i suppose, is committing the "sin" of letting her?

BALDERDASH!

779 posted on 05/02/2005 11:04:03 AM PDT by Pippin ( I still say Richard III was framed!)
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To: yellowdoghunter
... us crazy Christians.

BS - you crazy Christians can't win without the middleground.

780 posted on 05/02/2005 11:04:25 AM PDT by 68 grunt (3/1 India, 3rd, 68-69, 0311)
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